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Tell me if this is a bad idea

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nagger
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so I got my wisdom teeth out this morning, and I don't know if it's just me or if this is the most overhyped surgery ever, but I feel completely fine besides the back of my gums. they didn't even give me narcotics or anything. I ain't even swoll

anyways, I feel like ripping some bowls, but I understand it's a terrible idea what with the dry sockets and blood clotting etc.

so I'm thinking I'll construct a nig rig with this modified gatorade twisty cap and just huff through my nose.
tell me what yall think

Jul 5 2013 9:24PM
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nagger
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woops forgot the pic
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Jul 5 2013 9:24PM
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timmi
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You don't want to mess with any form of oral or nasal ingestion. The smoke can do series damage to the open wounds.

Here is what you need to do.
Make yourself a gravity bong. Just a normal one the way you always would.
Pack a bowl and lift the bottle, filling the chamber with smoke. Shove the opening at the top at LEAST 3 inches into your asshole and sit on it, pushing the smoke up into your little pink whiteboy cornhole.
Jul 5 2013 9:28PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it's the suction action of smoking that really fucks you up after you get your wisdom teeth pulled, so if you're smoking through your nose i'd think you'd be ok.
Jul 5 2013 9:28PM
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Algebra
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Edibles dumbass
Jul 5 2013 9:29PM
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act.resist
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wow, taking stupid to a whole new level.
Jul 5 2013 9:34PM
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-emile-
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It's the only alternative , when I got my wisdom tooth removed it's what I had to do.

It's a bit weird at first but you'll get used to it , good luck OP
Jul 5 2013 9:40PM
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howlongcanausern
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just rip and then gargle with some salt/water solution...keep em moist
Jul 5 2013 9:41PM
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Bogs
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Pain and swelling might not come right away, wait til tomorrow morning at least to see how you feel.

Regardless, it's a terrible idea. We get it, bro, you smoke weed, you must be super cool. Don't worry, nobody is going to call you a pussy if you don't smoke for a few days.
Jul 5 2013 10:01PM
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bunnies.
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butt chug some cough syrup then snort honey its like the same effect
Jul 5 2013 11:48PM
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Stose
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Sounds like a solid idea. Go for it
Jul 6 2013 12:02AM
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Zone
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thats a bad idea
Jul 6 2013 12:17AM
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Peter.
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butt chug it
Jul 6 2013 12:43AM
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SterlingArcher
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What a great idea! Go for it!
Jul 6 2013 12:45AM
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GayWolf420
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Take a massive binger rip and post the vid for lulz, OP.
Jul 6 2013 12:57AM
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daannnnieel
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the last time i got teeth pulled i was ripping bongs the day after.
Jul 6 2013 1:18AM
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daannnnieel
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also are you sure they didn't give you any narcotics? You look right fucked.
Jul 6 2013 1:39AM
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the.hellion.
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yes.
Jul 6 2013 9:52AM
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nagger
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they prescribed me t3s but I didn't take any besides the one they gave me on in the recovery room.

I also snorted some bowls last night. so far so good
Jul 6 2013 12:21PM
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howlongcanausern
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LOLOLOL so do you exhale through your nose too?
Jul 6 2013 12:30PM
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GayWolf420
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Seriously? Through your nose? I know it works but there are less painful ways to smoke. Plus that will fuck your sinuses up. Inhaling through your nose is fucking retarded. You can put he ganj down for a few weeks, its not that hard.
Jul 6 2013 12:30PM
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rdski
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or you could wait and not act like a drug addict
Jul 6 2013 12:31PM
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nagger
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yeah
Jul 6 2013 1:06PM
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daannnnieel
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if he was acting like a drug addict he would have fired up the lighter straight away and just hit a bong or something. It looks like he's trying to pass some time, and not get fucked over from t3's.


I support this nasal bong.
Jul 6 2013 3:10PM
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nagger
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okay ladies and gents it's been ~85 hours since I got my wisdom teeth out, been rippin the nose bong, nose bong been hurtin my nose a little. did some research and found out you can smoke cigarettes 48-72 hours afterwards so I should be good to smoke weed right? can someone confirm
Jul 8 2013 11:03PM
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nagger
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oh and fuck the haters I'd like to thank kayngbayng and barefootin for supporting me in my struggle
Jul 8 2013 11:03PM
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.Apex.
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Darwin says do it.
Jul 9 2013 12:12PM
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Huck_Norris
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Lol... So why wouldn't you just roll a blunt and have a friend shotgun it to you? It isn't the smoke that gives you dry socket, it's the suction. If you're shotgunning there's no real suction it's just breathing in.


Jul 9 2013 12:17PM
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Hctiws_iks
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dry socket is insanely painful.
is it that hard to not smoke for a few days?
Jul 9 2013 3:54PM
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zakaroo
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YOUR GONNA GET COTTON MOUTH ANYWAY YOU DO IT
Jul 9 2013 4:14PM
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SFB
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i hope you get a dry socket.
Jul 9 2013 6:08PM
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Dustin.
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HAVEN'T SMOKED IN 3 HOURS PLEAZ HELP!!!!!!!!
Jul 9 2013 6:23PM
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Wolfgang.
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Your obviously a pussy, if your not smoking every 5 minutes.
Jul 9 2013 7:40PM
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Davy.Crockett
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sit in on a hotbox or something
Jul 9 2013 9:27PM
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cwillygood
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yes, bad idea
Jul 9 2013 10:39PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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i vaped through my nose and ripped my bong every day one day after and mine healed perfectly
Jul 9 2013 11:12PM
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AaronO.
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I'm no doctor but I'd say do what your heart tells you to
Jul 10 2013 1:14AM
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Jul 10 2013 1:23AM
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BlackieChan
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Completely read it full-force-seriousness until "into your asshole"

Thanks for the left field burst out laugh!
Jul 10 2013 1:52AM
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