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Worst Sexual Experience

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Chewy.
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I have know idea if somebody has made this thread. So sorry if it's a repost.

Mine is this. Back when I was a in high school, I was a wrestler and had the same coach from when I was 13 to when I was 18. My ex and I were making the beast with two backs in my car in the woods. My coach lived in the area, and he happened to drive by and catch us. Luckily he was young, and really chill. But next few he gave me so much shit about it.
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paige.
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Fuck yeah I queef. And generally the more I queef the better the sex was. If it's really loud I might laugh but I'm sure as hell not embarassed.

I feel like a girl's vagina would have to be super loose if air was getting out silently.
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slugworth
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Decided to have sex in the middle of a field on my best friend's road. Thought I'd be able hear any cars coming.. Turns out I was wrong and my best friends parents drove by us sexin'. They slowed down too.
12 years ago
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act.resist
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Nah, moderate.
12 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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You handle it better than a lot of girls. When my gf and I are hammering it out, she gets overly embarrassed when it happens and wants to stop. I have to convince her its normal and that i don't think she's gross for it.

And to all you who say its gross, yeah its not hot, and it isn't the best part of sex, but if you're having hard sex its going to happen. You have to accept it, and get over it, and remember its just air. There are about 100 actions that a human being can make that are grosser. So get over it. Or stop and leave the pussy for me.
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Toaster-Tony
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Am I the only one here that doesn't really give a shit about queefing? It's happened on me a few times I thought literally nothing of it and kept on going.

Like what you said, if the grossest thing that happens during sex is a queef, you're doing pretty good. I've experienced things way worse than that, maybe if I get drunk on NS some night I'll actually post it.
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TheBigApple
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I queef out the tip of my penis.
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Snazzy_Dave
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When I got ass fucked by my bindings.
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casual
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I guess you didn't read the thread because ten people said the same thing.
12 years ago
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SamtheEagle
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i bet 1/2 these posts are by people who have never had sex
12 years ago
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Sounds like you really had to swab the poop deck after that.
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act.resist
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What does diped mean?
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I'm against the traditional English language and the silly rule of adding letters before a suffix. Dip is the root word and it should be dipped in the past tense, not dipped. the main reason this rule is stupid is because of the difference between raping and rapping.
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act.resist
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Are you sure it doesnt mean that you diped someone, as threw a diaper at them...while covered in sauce.
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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They where covered in sauce, so they where being diped in sauce.
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pmw
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>>implying i can't handle air coming out of a vagina because i think it's gross
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Toaster-Tony
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got me
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act.resist
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It could be either
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MontanaMountains
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When I was fuckin my gf and she told me she was really a horse and I looked up and she is a fuckin horse !!!
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CliffyByro
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please tell me English isn't your first language
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Dan.
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you're a virgin.

/end queef argument.

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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Amen. Amateur hour stuff.

I knocked out half of this shit last night and still made it to work at 8am this morning. Thank you Gin :)
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Chewy.
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As a fellow Montanan, I can say that banging barn animals is part of my average day. "I'm from Montana, where men are men and sheep are scared."
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Pigeon.
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walked in on my brother banging his girlfriend when i was drunk. while backing out of the room i tripped onto my ass and she came over naked and asked if i was drunk then my brother got up naked walked over and they resumed in front of me...
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pmw
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still gross AF
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987321654hgfd
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clearly a virgin.

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Auzy
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Do you think it's gross when air comes out of your mouth and nose when you breath?
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Byron_tha_gr8
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The thing is your dick acts like a plunger, pushing and pulling air in a closed space. So air is going to get forced into a girls pussy. Unless you're dick is too small to create a seal. So really queefs = doing it right, no queefs = microdick
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pmw
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i am dominating this thread
nice
12 years ago
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