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Worst Sexual Experience

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Chewy.
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I have know idea if somebody has made this thread. So sorry if it's a repost.

Mine is this. Back when I was a in high school, I was a wrestler and had the same coach from when I was 13 to when I was 18. My ex and I were making the beast with two backs in my car in the woods. My coach lived in the area, and he happened to drive by and catch us. Luckily he was young, and really chill. But next few he gave me so much shit about it.
Jul 5 2013 7:33PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37360 - Karma: 119,719
You didn't ask him to join in?
Jul 5 2013 7:34PM
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TheBayArea
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Jul 5 2013 7:42PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Yestrtday I didnt have sex. It was awful
Jul 5 2013 7:44PM
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rememberscott
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she queefed while we were in a car, going doggy and it stunk so bad... i guess i'm lucky if that's the worst
Jul 5 2013 7:47PM
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louie.mirags
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"Making the beast with two backs in my car in the woods."

What the fuck does mean?
Jul 5 2013 7:48PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
this is her, he was trying to impregnate her

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Jul 5 2013 7:51PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Actually last year I let out the nassstiest fart while in a girls bed. And it was obvious that we both smelled it, but I didn't say anything. We just sat there awkwardly. That was fkn hilarious lolll
Jul 5 2013 7:55PM
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MilaKunis
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My left hand was really sore so I had to go right. Scarred for life
Jul 5 2013 7:56PM
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Dingo69
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You dont know shakespear do you
Jul 5 2013 7:57PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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none come to mind...."even when it's bad, it's good".
Jul 5 2013 7:57PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Exactly Dingo. It's from Othello. It means banging. Think about it for a bit and you'll get it.
Jul 5 2013 7:59PM
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shane.t
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Idk once I peed in a girls butt on accident and now its my favorite thing ever
Jul 5 2013 8:18PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Making a sandwich only to realize that the bitch you just fingered 20 mins. earlier was on her period, ruining a perfectly good sandwich.
Jul 5 2013 8:22PM
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KEVTRON
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Banged a girl in the woods at SPAC, got alot of mosquito bites on my ass. Or the good ol "I didnt know I was getting my period" pull out and have blood on the D. Guess thats as bad as I got it.
Jul 5 2013 8:34PM
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.Apex.
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I have never had a queef smell bad... well not good but never a game changer
Jul 5 2013 8:42PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
So gross haha
Jul 5 2013 8:47PM
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steezy69
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with my ex from a while ago, she was giving me head and apparently had never done it before because it literally hurt. i thought it might get better but it felt like i was getting rope burns on the side of my you know what. had to tell her to stop, then had to finish myself off, still was sore so i stopped, got blue balls, and then we broke up
Jul 5 2013 10:01PM
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skiierman
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A fat bitch that raped me once was like that. It was the only time I hit a girl in bed. I considered it as self defense so I was in the clear.
Jul 5 2013 10:13PM
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JeremyClarkson
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You sick fuck. Why would you ever hit your own mother?
Jul 5 2013 10:16PM
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GayWolf420
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All in one happening? Damn.
Jul 5 2013 10:17PM
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paige.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure she farted and just let you think it was a queef. Sorry bud.
Jul 5 2013 10:23PM
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GayWolf420
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lol this, im pretty sure queefs are supposed to be odorless. That or she just had some mad coochie mold.
Jul 5 2013 10:26PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Way back when I let a girl with braces suck on the main vain and she had no idea what SFR was doing. Never again, so damn painful
Jul 5 2013 10:39PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I had a girl throw up on my dick once.

/claim
Jul 5 2013 11:07PM
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skiierman
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I threw up on a girl's dick once.

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Jul 5 2013 11:11PM
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timmi
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I licked a stripper once
Jul 5 2013 11:13PM
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Mr.Sloth
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.... Claire is that you
Jul 5 2013 11:16PM
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GayWolf420
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you only live once.
Jul 5 2013 11:49PM
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SterlingArcher
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Eating a corndog out of her vagina
Jul 6 2013 12:50AM
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danderson.
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
Jul 6 2013 12:51AM
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Wheaty214
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I hung out with this girl a few months back, we had gone fishing earlier in the day so I assumed "the smell" was the smell of fish. I would get a hint of it every once and awhile and shook it off like no big deal, later in the night we went down to funky town and I pulled out and suddenly the most rancid ass smell I have ever done smelled filled my room.
I was absolutely disgusted. Like this shit was nasty as hell, it was between straight vinegar and fish. I went to the bathroom and almost puked, she left right after. Thank god I never went anywhere near that again.
Jul 6 2013 1:39AM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
Yessir. If I find a girl who wants two guys to eat cotton candy out her snatch.. you'll be the first one i call on.
Jul 6 2013 1:42AM
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Horsefacekillah
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Jul 6 2013 2:09AM
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Horsefacekillah
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FUCK sorry for dub post has to be done.
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Jul 6 2013 2:10AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Blacked out one night. Woke up on my mattress, all my sheets pulled off and on the floor, and a used condom on the floor. Also I lost everything that I had that night, except my shorts and room key (wallet, phone, clothes, bike, backpack were all missing but I found them the next morning). And there was my friends Mario costume on the floor (it was the middle of September and apparently I got talked into wearing it). Needless to say it was the worst because I don't remember it and I can assume no good came from how I found myself the next morning
Jul 6 2013 2:30AM
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ilikedolphins
Posts: 129 - Karma: 120
fell asleep
Jul 6 2013 5:00AM
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louie.mirags
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Lets not be so condescending about topics such as Shakespeare.. I got the context clues. I haven't read a particular drama. That does not mean I'm not educated.
Jul 6 2013 7:32AM
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Jane6
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I met an exchange student at a campus party in March, and going back to his place hammered was a bad idea. We were so unevenly matched when it came to hardness/wetness (when he was hard I wasnt wet etc), and we kept working on it for like 2 hours. THEN when we finally were at the same place at the same time I remember thinking "Finally!"

buuuuut he only had time to push in and then pull out before I heard him say "Oh fuck. I came".

That was actually pretty miserable.


That dude also made me queef for the first time in my whole life, I was so scared and confused because I had no idea what was going on.

my reaction was actually pretty much this




The first thing I did when I came home was to rush to the computer and search for queefing on yahoo answers.

Jul 6 2013 11:35AM
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GayWolf420
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Yeah waltzing around dropping Shakespeare quotes makes you seem like a pompous douche.
Jul 6 2013 12:16PM
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oil.
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I broke my hand once :(
Jul 6 2013 12:49PM
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EllieMae
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a guy i was with a few years ago, he and his brother inherited their grandma's house. It was huge so they each had half the house and shared the kitchen. So his room was pretty big and it had a hot tub in it, there was a door near the hot tub that went out to a little patio and a door that went to a hallway that led to the kitchen, so we locked both doors. So anyways we were having sex and suddenly the back door just burst open and in comes his brother ranting on about something wanting to use the hot tub and then just stopped, he saw us covered his eyes, turned around, and ran out of the room while yelling sorry. I happened to be on top so he could see my bare back and naked ass.. later when i went home his brother talked to him and said sorry. I was so embarrassed, i avoided his brother at all times from then on.
Jul 6 2013 1:05PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Sneezed, farted and shat a little all simultaneously, while trying to push rope into some foreign chick. France was fun.
Jul 6 2013 1:06PM
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Animal.Party
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don't know if any of you other guys have had this happen but i was getting a bj and the girl was trying to deep throat but couldnt go all the way but she was really forcing it, so everytime she went down, my dick would bend at the base and it hurt like no other. i didnt have the heart to tell her to stop because she was trying so hard.
Jul 6 2013 1:10PM
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Stickity
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one time when i was hanging out with palmella my balls hurt a little.
Jul 6 2013 2:50PM
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Anathema
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it gets kind of messy when you make her bleed and dont realize it until the end, and see bloody dick cum pussy goo etc all over the sheets and your bodies.


Jul 6 2013 2:59PM
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lineskier10
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wait what? do you mean fucking a virgin and making her bleed or a chick on the rag? not sure what else you mean bu making her bleed unless theres rape involved
Jul 6 2013 3:16PM
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Skibumsmith
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One time I thought I was going to get laid, and then I didn't and that was the worst sexual experience ever.
Jul 6 2013 3:26PM
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Rusticles
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A friend of mine told me he was getting a hummer when the chick looked down and noticed a streak in his underwear. Apparently she said that's disgusting and got up and left.
Jul 6 2013 5:17PM
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GayWolf420
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Damn, thats a shame.
Jul 6 2013 5:21PM
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neutralzombie
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my last rebound was terrible. he was like kissing a fish, open mouth, hard lips, just terrible kisser. plus, when he moaned, it was this awkward exhale that just was like if a shudder had a sound. he was this quivering little shit. in hind sight. berf. to boot he was a terrible lay, and sex was awkward too, and he was a prick to boot, who was rude and aggressive to me the last time we slept together, and not in the naughty fun way. like he was a douchebag way.
Jul 6 2013 5:41PM
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