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Would you rather give up hot dogs or ranch dressing

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danbrown
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would you rather give up hot dogs or ranch dressing
Jul 4 2013 1:12PM
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soulskier
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Good bye hot dogs
Jul 4 2013 11:38PM
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wynnyk
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those are fucking hot dogs
Jul 4 2013 11:42PM
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act.resist
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i can't live with out ranch and chicken nuggies. hot dogs can smd
Jul 5 2013 12:08AM
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JAHpow
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Jul 5 2013 12:11AM
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CassiusClay
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Gnar. Do you know how chicken nuggies are made? Or hot dogs for that matter... Nuggets are 'high quality' leftovers, aka skin, random meat and bone ground and whipped together. Most hot dogs are even worse in that they're usually many different meats ground up and spun together, and the casings? Hog's long intestine's after they've been cleaned.

I work for a meat company... no thanks on those.
Jul 5 2013 12:38AM
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act.resist
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you think i don't know that? my first job was mcdonalds, i read up on it all. but i cant help it. plus its ground up white meat, not leftovers.
Jul 5 2013 12:41AM
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Balbertt
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I dont think Andy P would approve.
Jul 5 2013 12:47AM
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CassiusClay
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You clearly don't. The company I work for sells to mcdonalds and I spent 6 months supervising at a plant that makes nuggets - its fluffy and white colored because the concoction is blended. Have you been in a plant to watch nuggets produced? You'd be very surprised as to what goes into them.
Jul 5 2013 1:15AM
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No.Quarter
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That is what most sausage is made of, and it is delicious
Jul 5 2013 1:19AM
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CassiusClay
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No shit?! I'm just informing people. Most sausage/hot dog/anything with a casing is made of hog/lamb intestines. It is delicious.
Jul 5 2013 1:23AM
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SterlingArcher
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This explains a lot
Jul 5 2013 2:31AM
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Ribss.
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Yeah I came in thinking hotdogs but now I realize there are so many factors to consider.

Do hot dogs mean sausages and all that jazz or just cheap store bought pre cooked meat product? If it's just meat product sticks then I'll take ranch because I dip all my shit in ranch.
Jul 5 2013 3:09AM
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eheath
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Both. Fuck your favorite foods dan
Jul 5 2013 3:12AM
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EricCartman
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Not really a big consumer of either, but i use ranch even less often then i eat hot dogs, so i guess ranch.
Jul 5 2013 3:16AM
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Skibumsmith
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imagine if you gave up both and ate real food instead
Jul 5 2013 3:23AM
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Arabian
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As if you could possibly give up any food, let alone hot dogs or ranch.
Jul 5 2013 3:53AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I could never give up Sabrett's.
Jul 5 2013 6:50AM
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act.resist
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but really, for awhile i gave them up because i know how disgusting they are, but then i came back. ive decided to not eat them anymore
Jul 5 2013 4:33PM
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jrl
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This
I could do with out ranch for ever when you have blue cheese
Jul 5 2013 6:19PM
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DERS.
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i was gonna say ranch.. but then i remembered spicy ranch!
Jul 5 2013 6:19PM
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NinetyFour
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And what about Doritos Cool Ranch. Would a guy have to give those up?
Jul 5 2013 6:25PM
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act.resist
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absolutely. i hate those
Jul 5 2013 6:58PM
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TijmenDal
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Fuck hot dogs. Ranch is the fucking best. Pizza or wings without ranch? Ugh...
Jul 5 2013 7:32PM
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Algebra
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Us black people don't eat bleu cheese. We eat mothafuckin ranch
Jul 5 2013 7:44PM
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CassiusClay
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I mean, you don't have to give them up, I was just pointing out that they're gnar.
Jul 5 2013 9:04PM
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act.resist
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they make my stomach churn thinking about them
Jul 5 2013 9:27PM
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chicken
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I wonder how veggie dogs are made? probably pretty gross as well.
Jul 6 2013 1:50PM
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gusestomp
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HEY BUDDY, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING ICON. I HAD IT FIRST YOU LITTLE FUCK.
Jul 6 2013 1:56PM
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YouAllSuck
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Never been a fan of Ranch, so easily Ranch.

And nothing but bleu cheese with wings
Jul 6 2013 4:23PM
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Daski
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I would give up hotdogs...
Jul 6 2013 5:15PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Who gives a shit? They taste delicious









I would give up Ranch for sure
Jul 6 2013 5:47PM
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chubbspeterson
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you can live without ranch because you can still use other dressings and sauces, but you cant really replace a hot dog with anything so see ya ranch
Jul 6 2013 5:52PM
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DERS.
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beef hot links, chorizo, various other sausages. i could live without franks
Jul 7 2013 12:20AM
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84891jnf92048
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There was this kid I used to go with high school with....

Every day, he would get a slice of grease-drowned cheese pizza, which he would proceed to then soak in a pool of ranch dressing. From there, he would hold the crust with one hand, and make a half-assed attempt of folding it up, so there was a crease in the crust, but the tip of the slice was still capable of flopping downwards. As he would slowly lift this government-funded trans fat delivery slice up to his face, ranch would cascade off of the downward hanging tip. By the time he got his mouth around it, there was ranch all over him, the table, and the area around him. He would bare his teeth to bite through the pizza, slurping to contain all of the cold white ranch and hot orange grease attempting to escape its demise. Then, he would proceed to chew with his mouth open, smacking his lips, usually while either talking or laughing, so nobody could forget the horrible events which they just witnessed.


TL;DR: I can't eat ranch dressing on pizza. It's good on vegetables though. I give up hot dogs.

Jul 7 2013 12:58AM
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Logey.
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Why the fuck haven't I thought of putting ranch on a MUTHA FUCKIN HAWTDAWG!?!?
Jul 7 2013 1:14AM
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SterlingArcher
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Wrap the dog in bacon first..
Jul 7 2013 3:00AM
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ForeverYung
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Hot dogs can fuck off I love chicken bacon ranch pizza
Jul 7 2013 10:25AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'd give up ranch in a second. I don't know what I'd do without coneys. There are way better condiments than ranch anyway.
Jul 7 2013 11:26AM
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PartyHon
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ranch.
Jul 7 2013 2:46PM
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oil.
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"i swear thats never happened to me before..."
Jul 7 2013 3:27PM
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chicken
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actually. keep ranch. this stuff

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and then i'll eat these things instead of fucking nasty hot dogs.

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Jul 7 2013 4:24PM
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eheath
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No one cares that you don't eat meat.
Jul 7 2013 5:34PM
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chicken
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no one cares whether people would rather give up ranch or hot dogs...
Jul 7 2013 5:43PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
lol so easy, give up hot dogs and eat brawts, soooo much better
Jul 7 2013 5:47PM
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.AR6rider.
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You're completely right. That's why nobody at all replied to this thread with their opinion on the matter. Don't you have some dicks to suck so you can afford your next shipment of soy paper and tofu?
Jul 7 2013 7:03PM
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Huck_Norris
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He just wants dick shaped meaty objects in his mouth, don't mind him.

And to OP, hot dogs are probably the first food I'd give up out of any food ever haha
Jul 7 2013 7:21PM
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NinetyFour
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Jul 7 2013 7:48PM
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