after a quick google I've discovered ranch dressing is "a condiment made of some combination of buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, herbs, and spices, mixed into a sauce."
that sounds like a POS, I'll give that up.
Although when it comes to hot dogs I can never get their head in my mouth.
but really hot dogs suck, assuming you mean the frankfurter ones and not real sausages.