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My friend passed his drug test

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werd.
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A few days ago I made a thread asking if my friend would pass his drug test 10 days after smoking if he diluted his pee, and it got over 30 replies saying that he wouldn't. He got a call today saying that he passed
Jul 3 2013 4:06PM
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The_Real_EWilly
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Lucky son of a bitch
Jul 3 2013 4:07PM
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GayWolf420
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Probably was on the fence of passing and not passing so they gave it to him. He's probs gonna get pee tested a week in for reasonable suspicion.
Jul 3 2013 4:07PM
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werd.
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Nah there's no way they'll make him take another one without telling him ahead of time
Jul 3 2013 4:26PM
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rockersteez
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No way! Riveting tale OP.


Never know people who have passed them after 3 days or anything. Super stoked on your follow up to let ups know about your friend who none of us care about.

Trade your computer for a pony and get off the internet.
Jul 3 2013 4:29PM
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Dingo69
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Shut up you whore. Op congrats to your friend
Jul 3 2013 4:31PM
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Colin.W
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Alot of companies have policies that state how often or how many days they need to wait before they can administer another drug screening to employees, so I doubt this highly.
Jul 3 2013 4:32PM
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werd.
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Your threads suck.
Jul 3 2013 4:34PM
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Huck_Norris
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Awwww yeeeeah
Jul 3 2013 4:36PM
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SterlingArcher
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Hahaha this. Summer NSG is like daytime television mixed with ridiculous midight infomercials and phone sex hotlines
Jul 3 2013 5:05PM
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Petey.
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Nice!

I wonder how fast your average, fit person (small % of body fat) could cleanse their system through normal exercise and lots of water.
Jul 3 2013 5:09PM
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werd.
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Apparently pretty quick! He's about medium weight, and he diluted a shit ton the morning of and took vitamins
Jul 3 2013 7:51PM
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Bogs
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I'm confused as to why you think anyone gives a fuck. We get it, you smoke weed, you must be cool.
Jul 3 2013 9:15PM
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Heart
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This is all you will ever need to know about (weed) drug tests:
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Jul 3 2013 10:06PM
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HungryHypocrite
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Jul 4 2013 6:52AM
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LiquorLanch
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So cool brah u smoke weed
Jul 4 2013 9:10AM
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werd.
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I never said I smoke, I made a thread a few days ago asking if my friend would pass his drug test, and there were a lot of comments so I decided to make this thread because if I would've commented the text of the OP in the older post it would've been buried.
Jul 4 2013 5:35PM
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Pigeon.
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i just failed one /claim
Jul 5 2013 12:56AM
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