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Best Ski Jokes

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Amarino
Posts: 218 - Karma: 2,417
Give your best ski jokes.
Jul 2 2013 12:33AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849
jiblife
Jul 2 2013 1:06AM
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WyattShapperd
Posts: 113 - Karma: 158
Below.....
Jul 2 2013 1:07AM
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tcurle
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 5,280
This thread
Jul 2 2013 1:12AM
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terraclot
Posts: 438 - Karma: 665
Why do food is

. because
Jul 2 2013 1:17AM
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Holte
Posts: 10742 - Karma: 7,819
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Eight. One to screw it in, and 7 to clap and say nice turns.


How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
22. One to do it, 4 to say they could do it better, and 17 to sit in the landing.
Jul 2 2013 2:45AM
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T.CORC
Posts: 873 - Karma: 467
[IMG]hohliebi.ch/images/wt_leadership.jpg[/IMG]
Jul 2 2013 7:29PM
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T.CORC
Posts: 873 - Karma: 467
well fuck
Jul 2 2013 7:30PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Pee in her butt







TEEHEEHEETEEHEETEETEEHEEHEEHEE
Jul 2 2013 7:36PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
wats the difference between God and a snowboarder?
God doesn't think he is a snowboarder...

What do you call a snowboarder with no gf? Homeless

Whats a snowboarder on your landing about to get hit? a fucker
Whats 2 snowboarders on your landing about to get hit? 2 fuckers
Whats 3 snowboarders on your landing about to get hit? more fuckers
Whats all the snowboarders on your landing about to get hit? the answer

those r the few lame ones that i could think of...


Jul 2 2013 8:06PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,960
steve stepp is a pro
Jul 2 2013 9:24PM
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
when people say skiing sucks
Jul 3 2013 10:44AM
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nicetwins
Posts: 189 - Karma: -7
Hahahaha
Jul 3 2013 10:56AM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Whats the difference between a ski instructor and a pizza? A pizza can feed your family.

Jul 3 2013 10:57AM
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magicalkitten
Posts: 224 - Karma: 316
I want you to lipslide my donkey dick
Jul 3 2013 11:15AM
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Slidemyrail
Posts: 56 - Karma: 74
Had to add this one:


Jul 3 2013 9:35PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
eheath is fat
Jul 3 2013 9:46PM
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shred.stickz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 1,715
Q: How many park skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50, 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"
Jul 3 2013 10:57PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
whos tom wallisch?

can i pee in ur butt?
Jul 3 2013 11:49PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
Not a joke but still funny: "If you're having skiing problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but goin switch ain't one".
Jul 4 2013 2:09AM
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jaybake
Posts: 223 - Karma: 616
splice delivering
Jul 4 2013 5:46AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
I'll nosepress your box if you lipside my rail.
Jul 4 2013 1:28PM
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magicalkitten
Posts: 224 - Karma: 316
(re edit) I want you to lip slide my donkey dick then ill backside double grab your ass cheeks and then ill butter all up and down your north-face to finish my hot laps.
Jul 4 2013 2:50PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
winters on the east coast


















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Jul 4 2013 3:14PM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
She waxed my pole while we were afterbanging
Jul 4 2013 9:41PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
To girl: hey wanna grind my rail?
Jul 5 2013 1:42AM
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Nate_Doggg
Posts: 476 - Karma: 415
Ski town girls are just like good parking spaces; they're either taken or handicapped
Jul 5 2013 2:41AM
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Nate_Doggg
Posts: 476 - Karma: 415
hahahahahahah too great
Jul 5 2013 2:43AM
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bunnies.
Posts: 270 - Karma: 237
How do you get to Chad's Gap?
Jul 5 2013 7:25PM
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FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
-Who's your favorite skier?
-Shaun White.
Jul 5 2013 8:18PM
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bmaze91
Posts: 711 - Karma: 518
first drop
Jul 5 2013 10:51PM
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Nate_Doggg
Posts: 476 - Karma: 415
I remember 7th grade too.
Jul 6 2013 2:04AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail

Jul 6 2013 3:08AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
i hope you like rails, cos im about to get kinky!!!
Jul 6 2013 8:29AM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
Ski safety patrol.
Jul 6 2013 10:36PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
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Jul 6 2013 10:48PM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 714 - Karma: 3,213
Women.
Jul 7 2013 8:52AM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
That's sno-joke, bro.
Jul 8 2013 1:18AM
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
Fat, ugly or mean, move to Mammoth be a queen!!
Jul 8 2013 9:54AM
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freeskier1011
Posts: 18 - Karma: 151

What do you call a rail that keeps hurting you?

Kinky

Jul 11 2013 11:23AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Why do you ask about ski jokes here when you can find the top hundred ski jokes in the Level 1 calender?
Jul 12 2013 7:09AM
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Hewbird
Posts: 151 - Karma: 174
Nice
Jul 12 2013 7:14AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Why can't Jesus ski?


Because he's a Jew.
Jul 12 2013 7:46AM
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