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The other day, was skiing with my favorite slabs underfoot and hucking some gnarly tricks with nice locked boot grabs. as i hit the side of a rail jump, and do a steezy 180, i see Guy Fieri skiing down the mountain with my mom on his pack giving him that OTP squeeze (over the pants). He then throws the single most orgasm inducing pants filling(of jizz) backflip, and skis away. Not only is he stealing my claim of the mountain and challenging me as king, he stole my mom. Need help on how to deal with this man. Don't forget that it cant be anything too mean, he is my role model.