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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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Jul 1 2013 4:20AM
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Rparr
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Josh__PeckSoooo I lost my eyedrops. How long will my eyes be red if I don't use visine? I usually get red eyes like a motherfucker


when I was a wee highschool reefer sometimes I would be afflicted for 4-5 hours. Depends how unlucky you are. Try slugging tons of water, it accelerates the process
Nov 14 2016 8:16PM
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Titus69
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Josh__PeckSoooo I lost my eyedrops. How long will my eyes be red if I don't use visine? I usually get red eyes like a motherfucker


Lol I hate that, luckily Ive had eye drops since I was young from pollen, parents know there isnt pollen this time of year though.

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I often get asked if I have allergies for pollen but I actually do, severely. Everyone in middle school asked if I was high all the time since mine just get red easily. Some of my friends dont ever even need drops, or they just dont care and look like a stoned idiot in public..


2 dudes came into work earlier clearly shredded and wreaked of pot, most enjoyable customers Ive had so far though.
Nov 14 2016 9:37PM
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daannnnieel
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Titus69or they just dont care and look like a stoned idiot in public..



i seriously doubt anyone in public actually can tell i'm ever high unless I smell like weed or say something, and I think it's the same for a lot of people.

that being said I hate and avoid using eye drops at all cost, and my eyes don't really get red until like 11 at night anyways so for me it's a win win. I had a few friends who looked like they had blood coming out of their eyes at times though, I never really knew what the deciding factor was.
Nov 14 2016 10:24PM
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Titus69
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supermagician__i seriously doubt anyone in public actually can tell i'm ever high unless I smell like weed or say something, and I think it's the same for a lot of people.

that being said I hate and avoid using eye drops at all cost, and my eyes don't really get red until like 11 at night anyways so for me it's a win win. I had a few friends who looked like they had blood coming out of their eyes at times though, I never really knew what the deciding factor was.



I just use them because my parents will hassle me for it even in the summer when my allergies are booming. Feels nice when they're real dry too, bong rips get me bad, why joints make me look just Stoney. Its immediate pretty much with me, by the time I'm back inside I need them.
Nov 14 2016 10:30PM
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No.Quarter
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Rparrfuck boys I took 700 ug of acid last friday and I think I'm just now fully sober. What a wild ride. At one point I looked into the mirror and watched my face morph into some fucked up shit at an alarming speed.


I was staring into a mirror in the bathroom of this concert hall when I was on I think like ~300 and i don't even think I even remembered to piss on that trip to the bathroom. Mirrors are some funny shit on acid.

also I'm surprisingly high and scrubs is such a good show
Nov 14 2016 10:32PM
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270on420out
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I've had some pretty intense marijuana-induced depersonalization for the past 3 months.
Nov 14 2016 11:56PM
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Rparr
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI've had some pretty intense marijuana-induced depersonalization for the past 3 months.


You been smoking like a chimney? That has done it to me many times. I don't even mind it anymore kind of
Nov 15 2016 5:45AM
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Rparr
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI've had some pretty intense marijuana-induced depersonalization for the past 3 months.


Also, aren't you the guy who is facing possible expulsion? I've noticed my depersonalization gets worse when I'm very stressed over something like that. Like when I thought I wasn't going to graduate, it seemed to get much worse. But it's a total catch-22 because sometimes I really need my weed to get to sleep at a decent hour when I'm stressed
Nov 15 2016 5:47AM
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270on420out
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RparrAlso, aren't you the guy who is facing possible expulsion? I've noticed my depersonalization gets worse when I'm very stressed over something like that. Like when I thought I wasn't going to graduate, it seemed to get much worse. But it's a total catch-22 because sometimes I really need my weed to get to sleep at a decent hour when I'm stressed


Yeah the stress has really made it more apparent. Sometimes I don't mind it at all and I sort of enjoy it, but other times I just dread the feeling.
Nov 15 2016 7:37AM
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firecrotch
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Josh__PeckSoooo I lost my eyedrops. How long will my eyes be red if I don't use visine? I usually get red eyes like a motherfucker


I have the worst stoner eyes ever but I don't use eyedrops because I hate them with all of my heart
Nov 15 2016 10:06AM
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Eastcoastskier95
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firecrotchI have the worst stoner eyes ever but I don't use eyedrops because I hate them with all of my heart


i have never used eyedrops before, also the kind people at taco bell need to know that I'm high as fuck when i walk in to get food
Nov 15 2016 6:38PM
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DayMan
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I'm gonna be in CO the next week, half in Steamboat and half in the summit area. Anybody know which place has cheaper dispensaries?
Nov 15 2016 7:16PM
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Titus69
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There's nothing worse than being the only one in the circle not snapping, the taste is just awful and the water makes it worse
Nov 15 2016 7:28PM
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tris10radeka
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I made a bowl in ceramics class
Nov 16 2016 8:17PM
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SammyDubz
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tris10radekaI made a bowl in ceramics class


haha some chick did this when I was in HS and she got suspended
Nov 16 2016 10:28PM
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DayMan
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I should be studying but somehow I accidentally ended up getting high and watching ski movies for three hours. Weird how that works.
Nov 17 2016 12:25AM
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Eastcoastskier95
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SammyDubzhaha some chick did this when I was in HS and she got suspended


lol i made one and got it smashed in front of me
Nov 17 2016 9:17AM
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Titus69
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I cant somehow find a pic but last night I got a new grinder. Its a Sharpstone with a clear top, none of the pics online are the same as mine but I already love it, storage is like 2x the size of my old like 2-2.2" sweetstone.
Nov 17 2016 11:52AM
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yungcigsmoker
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Sooo like I made firecrackers and then pooped today. The poop smelled like weed. everyone commented on it the entire day
Nov 17 2016 6:49PM
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Titus69
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New beaker is money, $50 and very thick, she glugs.
Nov 19 2016 9:09PM
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Rparr
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I think I currently have the best weed/dab stash that I have ever had or ever will. What a time to be alive. I have been one stoned bastard lately
Nov 20 2016 6:10AM
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No.Quarter
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RparrI think I currently have the best weed/dab stash that I have ever had or ever will. What a time to be alive. I have been one stoned bastard lately


My weed looks and tastes pretty much like hay. The last time I got wax in MT it was pretty much black. You lucky bastard. I really hate Colorado but I do miss my family, my dog, and daaaaank weed. Oh and Mexican food.
Nov 20 2016 10:13AM
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Rparr
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No.QuarterMy weed looks and tastes pretty much like hay. The last time I got wax in MT it was pretty much black. You lucky bastard. I really hate Colorado but I do miss my family, my dog, and daaaaank weed. Oh and Mexican food.


you should seriously consider the dark net, shit is a miracle for people outside of medical/recreational states. Top shelf shatter goes for 20-25$/g
Nov 20 2016 11:10AM
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IKEA
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So yesterday my home mountain opened up. I did the obvious thing and brought a sweet big blunt. It was an amazing day and everything was awesome. I went into the woods to smoke what was left of the blunt, since I was very high atm I didnt go far from the lift. So Im just chillin and gettin way too high and I get this feeling that everything is almost too good to be true. When the smoke session was over I came out the woods and into the park. I spotted 3 or 4 jerry moms staring at me and whispering shit and suddenly, my heart started to pump. I was thinking "Im a paranoid?`" "I never get paranoid?" "This must be real!". I went down the park, hit some rails and just chilled. One mom kept speeding in front of me and looked backwards at me. I got pretty scared because she was riding fast and had none or little control. Then it struck me again that she was going to call the cops or shit on me. So I followed her? I got so confused if it was all in my head or reality and my curiosity took over and she snaked the whole line of jerrys and parkrats to talk to the lift guy. He shouted at me, said that I should come immediately and so I did. The mom said that I was a danger for the kids and the kids would get high from the smell + some other bs. She was the danger in reality, speeding down the park looking uphill every second. I confessed that I was high af and they called patrol on me. At the same time another mom was there, and she actually laughed at me for getting caught, got so pissed even though I was sky high. 3 minutes pass and a guy came to talk to me. This was an akward moment because he's my friends dad. He asked me questions like "What did you do in the woods?" "Why did you do it? etc.. He was like analyzing how high I was. Luckily they didnt call the cops or reported me, I just had to go home. Reality was that I was too high and I got kicked out of the park. I didnt even try to hide that I had somked, I think that was why they let me off early. Heard today that the lift guy was one of the worst people to deal with in that situation.

tldr; smoked blunt on the opening day and got kicked out for being too high.
Nov 20 2016 5:57PM
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firecrotch
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IKEAtldr; smoked blunt on the opening day and got kicked out for being too high.


That sounds shitty as hell. Maybe go further into the woods next time
Nov 20 2016 6:03PM
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So I traveled down to Connecticut with my mom and dad to be with my cousins for thanksgiving. We ended up getting a room at a bed and breakfast because there's already too many people sleeping at my cousins house. I meant to bring some marijuana edibles for this trip so I could get high chilling at this B&B with my folks, but turns out I forgot my edibles!!!! So I started freaking. Luckily me and my folks are staying in separate rooms. So once they went to bed I snuck downstairs, checked every cabinet, found the liquor cabinet and drank so much Jim bean. I'm pretty drunk rn, is this the right thread? am I a scum bag for drinking the liquor at this bed and breakfast? I'm not sure but honestly I don't care I'm loving life right now
Nov 24 2016 9:28PM
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Titus69
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JTTremblesSo I traveled down to Connecticut with my mom and dad to be with my cousins for thanksgiving. We ended up getting a room at a bed and breakfast because there's already too many people sleeping at my cousins house. I meant to bring some marijuana edibles for this trip so I could get high chilling at this B&B with my folks, but turns out I forgot my edibles!!!! So I started freaking. Luckily me and my folks are staying in separate rooms. So once they went to bed I snuck downstairs, checked every cabinet, found the liquor cabinet and drank so much Jim bean. I'm pretty drunk rn, is this the right thread? am I a scum bag for drinking the liquor at this bed and breakfast? I'm not sure but honestly I don't care I'm loving life right now



Leave a tip if you really drank a lot.




Loving my new beaker so much, easy to clean and is just nice to use, Black Friday at the shop tomorrow is gonna be good for an ash catch.
Nov 24 2016 9:57PM
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daannnnieel
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JTTremblesSo I traveled down to Connecticut with my mom and dad to be with my cousins for thanksgiving. We ended up getting a room at a bed and breakfast because there's already too many people sleeping at my cousins house. I meant to bring some marijuana edibles for this trip so I could get high chilling at this B&B with my folks, but turns out I forgot my edibles!!!! So I started freaking. Luckily me and my folks are staying in separate rooms. So once they went to bed I snuck downstairs, checked every cabinet, found the liquor cabinet and drank so much Jim bean. I'm pretty drunk rn, is this the right thread? am I a scum bag for drinking the liquor at this bed and breakfast? I'm not sure but honestly I don't care I'm loving life right now

940 pm? a bit early to be sneaking around isn't it...?

Titus69Loving my new beaker so much, easy to clean and is just nice to use, Black Friday at the shop tomorrow is gonna be good for an ash catch.

im leaning towards getting a new beaker base for my setup due to the ease of cleaning.
Nov 24 2016 10:52PM
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Titus69
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supermagician__940 pm? a bit early to be sneaking around isn't it...?


im leaning towards getting a new beaker base for my setup due to the ease of cleaning.



My old double honeycomb straight tube was nice, but never fully cleaned. cleaned it before I sold it to a friend, cleanest it's ever been since new but still foggy above the percs with Rez. New beaker takes just hot ass water and shaking and it's clean, adding in Iso and shaking helps too. So easy to clean and I love the thing in general, it glugs and she's smooth
Nov 25 2016 11:17AM
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Rparr
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Fuck boys I'm having some serious first world problems. I have 2 very nice, new rig sized pieces. Which one do I dedicate to smoking concentrates and which one for flower? I've finally become that guy, I refuse to dab out of a piece full of flower resin. It makes my dabs taste like mulch.
Nov 26 2016 1:50PM
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Titus69
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RparrFuck boys I'm having some serious first world problems. I have 2 very nice, new rig sized pieces. Which one do I dedicate to smoking concentrates and which one for flower? I've finally become that guy, I refuse to dab out of a piece full of flower resin. It makes my dabs taste like mulch.


Post pics of said pieces. I have a beaker and then my first glass bong which is a little percd 9" piece, gonna make it a rig soon or at least just get a banger for it. Buddy has a little bub we use for hikes and dabs, the errl that gets stuck in the piece makes flower taste a bit better lol
Nov 26 2016 1:56PM
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daannnnieel
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Titus69My old double honeycomb straight tube was nice, but never fully cleaned. cleaned it before I sold it to a friend, cleanest it's ever been since new but still foggy above the percs with Rez. New beaker takes just hot ass water and shaking and it's clean, adding in Iso and shaking helps too. So easy to clean and I love the thing in general, it glugs and she's smooth


I smoke tobacco with my weed and have pretty much written off a triple perc cheech base over the past 3 years lol. by far the longest i've owned a piece of glass without it breaking beyond the point of use. I got a fat check from my school for selling them a oldschol slr camera so I got a nice rig aha
Nov 26 2016 2:09PM
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Bodhisattva_
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RparrIt was a hitman brand with 2 percs, but it was so fucking thick made with the most legit glass I've ever felt. I don't know how his dumb ass broke it. He keeps insisting he can glue it back together, but it will be so god damn fucked, he's just trying to not pay me god damn it.


Hate to break it to ya but no Hitman is worth 6 bills


So if it makes you feel better he broke a bong that was maybe worth 300.
Nov 27 2016 11:12AM
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270on420out
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Lost my 2nd bowl in less than a month. I hate smoking out of paper and I don't have the cash to buy another. What's a good alternative for on the hill?
Nov 27 2016 5:44PM
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Titus69
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THEDIRTYBUBBLELost my 2nd bowl in less than a month. I hate smoking out of paper and I don't have the cash to buy another. What's a good alternative for on the hill?


Dugouts are like $8 and I got a chillum for $12 last year, but it was too tight and you couldnt pull it at all. Used my dugout today, bring more flower than you think, shoulda put more into the storage today. Theyre both ideal for lifts, especially with friends a chillum is the best option.
Nov 27 2016 5:59PM
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Titus69
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I'm definetly developing some form of chronic cough
Nov 27 2016 10:14PM
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Rparr
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Titus69I'm definetly developing some form of chronic cough


Are you smoking shit? I get that when I smoke anything but true top shelf for an extended period of time. Part of the reason I turned into a huge weed snob
Nov 28 2016 9:26AM
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Rparr
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Bodhisattva_Hate to break it to ya but no Hitman is worth 6 bills


So if it makes you feel better he broke a bong that was maybe worth 300.


Mostly butthurt because I can't afford to spend 300 or 600 on a piece, and I just wound up getting it for nearly free. Now I'm back to plebeian pieces
Nov 28 2016 9:28AM
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Titus69
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RparrAre you smoking shit? I get that when I smoke anything but true top shelf for an extended period of time. Part of the reason I turned into a huge weed snob


Nah it's pretty good, not like top shelf it's pretty dry but sense, apparently og kush from a friend who grows in the pnw. Also get super good blue dream from another source, kief catch was half full from a slice of the OG a few weeks ago and the blue dream has just about filled it up. Sometimes get medicinal, unless it's that easy to get a fake "RX" bag with a strain label and shit.

Its just because i only take big bong rips, I usually smoke alone and ghosting a big rip keeps the stink a little lower and I can get out of the cold sooner. I never smoke a bowl in 4 cornered hits unless it's a group thing.
Nov 28 2016 10:19AM
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Bodhisattva_
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RparrMostly butthurt because I can't afford to spend 300 or 600 on a piece, and I just wound up getting it for nearly free. Now I'm back to plebeian pieces



Feel that. Went from a ~$1000 glass collection to a $30 acrylic bong :(
Waiting to get my Olympic fixed but I'm buying ,my ski pass before any frivolous expenses like a joint fix on my bong.
Nov 28 2016 10:25AM
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270on420out
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My guy has been acting super weird recently. Last week he was trying to get me to buy moon rocks, and lean and shit. Then I asked him today if he could get me an 8th sometime this week and he just shook his head no and walked away. He said absolutely no words to me. He's normally a super reliable guy and sells high quality mids for 40. Now I have to go see my backup guy who is always at least 1 hour late and charges 45 for a cut of some subpar mids.
Nov 29 2016 9:46PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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lol high quality miss
Nov 30 2016 1:57PM
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No.Quarter
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Once again I have royally fucked my tolerance.
Nov 30 2016 2:52PM
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270on420out
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fluffhead95lol high quality miss


Ilegal state life
Nov 30 2016 10:29PM
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theabortionator
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I blew some glass last year. I had one of them even though I didn't smoke really any more. Now I'm smoking again and wanted to find it. Can't. Was thinking I lost it but now I might have given it away or something.

Bummer
Nov 30 2016 10:37PM
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GANDALF
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been getting reallllllly baked off this rosin in my llittle vape pen like woahhhh
Nov 30 2016 11:19PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEIlegal state life


hey its no picnic getting good buds in upstate new york... but i do have a buddy who sends me medical from dever
Nov 30 2016 11:21PM
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Eastcoastskier95
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GANDALFbeen getting reallllllly baked off this rosin in my llittle vape pen like woahhhh


rosin is the shit! its a totally different high then just normal shatter etc..
Nov 30 2016 11:22PM
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GANDALF
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fluffhead95rosin is the shit! its a totally different high then just normal shatter etc..


definitely! this is the first time i have ever had it. the weed shop up the street had a "green friday" sale so i picked up a half gram for $15
Nov 30 2016 11:25PM
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