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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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Jul 1 2013 4:20AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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what if you named your kid dad
May 26 2016 8:25PM
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Titus69
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Used my friends vape today and really didnt get stoned really, last time I used one I got fried. Hmmm
May 26 2016 8:36PM
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Titus69
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Any tips for cleaning grinders? My screen is clogged so kief cant drop to the catcher and most of the kief thats in the catcher is stuck to the bottom and it just smudges kinda when Im trying to scoop it up
May 26 2016 9:57PM
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-MK-
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Titus69Any tips for cleaning grinders? My screen is clogged so kief cant drop to the catcher and most of the kief thats in the catcher is stuck to the bottom and it just smudges kinda when Im trying to scoop it up


A mini paintbrush with stiff hairs. If you find the right one, it's perfect.
May 27 2016 1:50AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Titus69Any tips for cleaning grinders? My screen is clogged so kief cant drop to the catcher and most of the kief thats in the catcher is stuck to the bottom and it just smudges kinda when Im trying to scoop it up


I just soak each piece in iso for a couple hours
May 27 2016 5:40PM
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.Rybak.
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Titus69Any tips for cleaning grinders? My screen is clogged so kief cant drop to the catcher and most of the kief thats in the catcher is stuck to the bottom and it just smudges kinda when Im trying to scoop it up


Put it in the freezer for like 30 min
May 27 2016 7:41PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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Chubz.Goal for the day is to pass out from a mole, lets gooooooo


yo fam don't die
May 27 2016 10:01PM
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Titus69
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Havent been able to piff since I was home alone around noon yesterday, packed a bowl for a little before bed, didnt get to since my mom was all up in my grill about school and why I was outside.

Well I just sketchily smoked that bowl, Im ripped and its awesome, my tolerance is back to a good level where I can smoke a fuck ton occasionally but I wont have the tolerance where I can only get somewhat high if I smoke that large amount. Amped for the weekend, buddy got a new beaker, gonna booze with my brother hopefully at some point in the next few days. Yeet
Jun 1 2016 9:30PM
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GayWolf420
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You greasy stoners should watch this whole performance. its a totally cliché stoner pink Floyd post but man, the first time I watched this higher than sweet fuck, it seriously was a religious experience.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/830034/Pink-Floyd---Echoes--Live-At-Pompeii-


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/830034/Pink-Floyd---Echoes--Live-At-Pompeii-
Jun 2 2016 12:36AM
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No.Quarter
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Dispo bud is grrrrreat
Jun 4 2016 12:21AM
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TheHamburglar
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fuckin cannalope got my heart rate on fast
Jun 4 2016 11:20PM
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kami
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/818573/SOFLES----------LIMITLESS-


This Video and all of the other Sofles ones are too cool
Jun 5 2016 1:51PM
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Titus69
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Never smoke before going to grocery shop on a Sunday. Even if its a bong, they will smell you. Place is fucking packed. It takes forever to find even just 15 items
Jun 5 2016 4:14PM
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270on420out
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Just got back from a party. fucking piss I Head feeld like it's packed with thermite. I have work in 5 hours. I feel like if someone testsd my BAC rn they would tell me "uh oh dude we found some blood in your alcohol"
Jun 6 2016 12:34AM
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Titus69
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Fucking shredded in school right now. Thank god it's the last week so it's just nothing, gonna do this everyday this week
Jun 6 2016 7:34AM
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daannnnieel
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Titus69Never smoke before going to grocery shop on a Sunday. Even if its a bong, they will smell you. Place is fucking packed. It takes forever to find even just 15 items


i just like the on a sunday part


tbh though i smoke before i do everything. ive passed 3 dui checkpoints high af and people at my work have no idea i wake n bake lol

just gotaa be blatant
Jun 7 2016 7:42PM
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Titus69
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supermagician__i just like the on a sunday part


tbh though i smoke before i do everything. ive passed 3 dui checkpoints high af and people at my work have no idea i wake n bake lol

just gotaa be blatant



It was shithoused and luckily and unusually I went to Walmart and saw nobody I knew.
I've started to smoke before lots of things. Usually before school if I have enough to spare and then usually when I go out to run errands or whatever unless A. Parents are around or B. I'm going to smoke with friends.
Otherwise I'm stoned a lot of the time, gonna try and cut back for tolerance sake since it's getting high again. working lately has helped but I'm about to go smoke a bong since I just got home and we're taking a class trip to six flags tomorrow
Jun 7 2016 9:31PM
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Titus69
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Late as fuck for bus to six flags and still got baked. Go bongs.
Friend got firecrackers, ready to get fuckin ripped and ride roller coasters
Jun 8 2016 8:37AM
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GayWolf420
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dude what the fuck my hearts fucking racing and im violently stoned. help.
Jun 15 2016 8:49PM
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littleman34
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DeebieSkeebiesdude what the fuck my hearts fucking racing and im violently stoned. help.


Feel light headed? Pale? Sweaty? All symptoms of "greening'. Pretty much the closest thing to a THC overdose. Go to sleep
Jun 26 2016 9:40PM
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littleman34
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https://www.zamnesia.com/blog-top-10-tobacco-alternatives-for-joints-n449

I don't have any tobe (tobacco) for tomorrow's wake and bake and stumbled on this great article. I've got some interesting suggestions for sesh tmr
Jun 26 2016 9:44PM
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Titus69
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Just smoked a few joints with my buddy and another who I had to say goodbye too. Came home and smoked out of depression
Jun 27 2016 12:13AM
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DiskeRR
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Just hit a straight keef bowl bouta roll this kingy. Life's good
Jun 27 2016 5:06AM
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firecrotch
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Titus69Just smoked a few joints with my buddy and another who I had to say goodbye too. Came home and smoked out of depression


Fuck
Jun 27 2016 8:44AM
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kpow
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any of u fuckers GB?
Jun 27 2016 9:21AM
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Titus69
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firecrotchFuck


Sadly it's the kid I always smoked with, I don't recall getting stoned after the first joint because I knew within the next half hour I was gonna have to part ways.
Jun 27 2016 9:58AM
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No.Quarter
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Having access to fire bud has been good to me. I picked up a dugout at the beginning of the summer after my t break and most of my sessions have been just a few hits on that and I'll get nice and stoned for a bike ride or a hike or before bed or whatever. Haven't touched any oil yet. A dab is gonna wreck me
Jun 27 2016 12:06PM
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Willgum
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A couple nights ago I "greened out" after taking a strong edible. Forgot where I was, who I was, had a panic attack, vision started spinning. Easily the worst experience of my life, I cant even think about smoking weed again without getting anxious, it's taken me about 48 hours to finally feel 100% normal.

Anyone else have something similar happen?
Jun 27 2016 11:43PM
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foolmetwice
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WillgumA couple nights ago I "greened out" after taking a strong edible. Forgot where I was, who I was, had a panic attack, vision started spinning. Easily the worst experience of my life, I cant even think about smoking weed again without getting anxious, it's taken me about 48 hours to finally feel 100% normal.

Anyone else have something similar happen?


I have a pretty low tolerance so I had similar experiences a bunch of times when I was first starting out. Once you build up your tolerance and also learn to be comfortable with being very high it won't happen anymore
Jun 28 2016 12:11AM
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No.Quarter
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A lil bit oh dokha is nice with a bowl
Jun 29 2016 1:14AM
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Bodhisattva_
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No.QuarterA lil bit oh dokha is nice with a bowl


Especially when u put em together.... them dohka miles doe
Jun 30 2016 5:58PM
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Titus69
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just broke my jar for the first time, stupidly slipped out of my hand, the bud was saved and put safely into another jar. Good thing my mom left 10 minutes before it happened.
Jul 1 2016 11:00AM
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.squirrely.
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WillgumA couple nights ago I "greened out" after taking a strong edible. Forgot where I was, who I was, had a panic attack, vision started spinning. Easily the worst experience of my life, I cant even think about smoking weed again without getting anxious, it's taken me about 48 hours to finally feel 100% normal.

Anyone else have something similar happen?


Yappp happened like 2 years ago and kinda ruined weed for me, now I just get real bad anxiety whenever I smoke and don't really smoke all that much any more
Jul 1 2016 12:33PM
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No.Quarter
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Finally got around to learning how to roll. twisted up a couple and packed my dugout for the Dead and Company show tonight, super stoked.
Jul 2 2016 4:16PM
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Titus69
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No.QuarterFinally got around to learning how to roll. twisted up a couple and packed my dugout for the Dead and Company show tonight, super stoked.


I just learned to roll too, some turn out ok but usually they are nice and never canoe. I try and roll a few each bag I get depending on quantity.



S/O to my brother for following me around outside and making me miss 4:20...kids in his 20s and follows me around all day...
Jul 2 2016 4:32PM
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No.Quarter
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Boulder is the promised land today. Walking by a campus tour group was hilarious.
Jul 2 2016 8:08PM
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No.Quarter
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Folsom was successfully hot boxed tonight
Jul 3 2016 1:10AM
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Titus69
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chilled with the usuals last night and one other kid, this kid is known for being crazy on substances. Shows up baked and smokes again, we go into our friends tree house and the kid becomes so loud and annoying. I thought he was drunk but when he gets substances into him he turns into an idiot, everyone thinks he'll drink himself to death next year at U Alabama. We were all super chill but this kid was fucking loud.
Jul 3 2016 11:14AM
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Titus69
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I need to stop doing bong snaps and then ghosting them. I just die everytime
Jul 4 2016 10:05AM
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No.Quarter
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Titus69I need to stop doing bong snaps and then ghosting them. I just die everytime


ghosting is bad for brain cells and doesn't get you any higher
Jul 10 2016 3:17AM
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Not_Good
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Denny's $5 pancakes are fucking great
Jul 10 2016 4:15AM
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Titus69
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No.Quarterghosting is bad for brain cells and doesn't get you any higher


I know, my friends think it gets you higher lol. I just do it cause I usually smoke in my garage and I don't wanna be in there for a while and make it all smokey so I ghost them, put my piece away and walk out exhaling. I just kinda send it now but don't ghost, my chest feels ridiculous after a big rip
Jul 10 2016 9:40AM
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broto
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I gotta say, it's been nice being home from school for the summer. My parents know I smoke and don't really care but I don't like to be high around them/look like I am a complete pothead so I normally just smoke at night after my mom goes to bed. Just had a 1/4 last me a month whereas at school I would smoke double or triple that. Tolerance has gone down a ton too. Feelsgoodman
Jul 10 2016 4:32PM
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Titus69
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This weather makes me so lazy. Just sat in my garage packing bongs I don't care if my mom knows it's so gross and depressing out
Jul 10 2016 5:44PM
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John18_6
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Sorry, not sorry.
Jul 10 2016 11:33PM
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John18_6
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Titus69This weather makes me so lazy. Just sat in my garage packing bongs I don't care if my mom knows it's so gross and depressing out


It's not about what you want the weather to do, it's about what the weather wants you to do. If it's raining, put a jacket on and do something. If it's cloudy that just means you won't get sunburned, go for bike ride or a run or just go somewhere you haven't been before. If it's too cold, just grab a hoodie and do something that's more enjoyable in a hoodie. I've got no problem with you wanting to get high and enjoy yourself but quit making excuses for yourself to stay inside and not do anything.
Jul 10 2016 11:37PM
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Titus69
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Camp18061806It's not about what you want the weather to do, it's about what the weather wants you to do. If it's raining, put a jacket on and do something. If it's cloudy that just means you won't get sunburned, go for bike ride or a run or just go somewhere you haven't been before. If it's too cold, just grab a hoodie and do something that's more enjoyable in a hoodie. I've got no problem with you wanting to get high and enjoy yourself but quit making excuses for yourself to stay inside and not do anything.



Well sorry for spending my high how I wanted. I mean I went to a raffle at the head shop, buddy won a little dab rig, smoked some bongs at his house and bumped to some classic rock. Then I just skated in my garage. On a sunny day where I stay home I'll occasionally hit my pond in the backwoods but it's outgrown getting there or I'll sit out on my deck with some food and a joint or the bong. Honestly just depends who's home sometimes, dad was at a fishing tournament and mom was chilling in bed all day so I just chilled in with the garage open and smoked. (I just ripped a kief bowl so I might rant) so I didn't just sit on the couch all day, that was my initial plan but I chilled with some friends today and still was outside, I mean listening to the rain and the birds and shit was dope, its clutch living in the woods and having at least 110 yards of space between houses and the nature around my house is pretty neat.
Jul 10 2016 11:56PM
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Chubz.
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Wow I really do not like indica highs. Makes me just want to fall asleep. Sativa high's are just so much more enjoyable for me. I like being motivated to do stuff and be active when I'm high especially during the day. That being said I don't mind some weed that will put me on my ass if i'm just chillin at night with some homies or about to go to bed.

Also ripped through like 8 grams in 3 days lol..damn.
Jul 11 2016 12:19AM
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