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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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Titus69
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Im fuckin stoney bologna up in here.
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r.simp
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Bodhisattva_Bruh doing blow when u aren't drinking is degenerate shit. doing a line when ur shit canned to realign your dome is the best time for it.



Where do u live? And what does the errl look like?


I live in nh. I'm really new to wax how can I determine the quality?
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r.simpI live in nh. I'm really new to wax how can I determine the quality?


Good shatter should literally shatter and have some transparency to it. Yellow/gold, never blackish. Anything that's at all slightly liquidy is not good
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broto
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Earlier today I was thinking about buying worms to put in a compost bin. And then I thought how much of a favor you'd be doing those worms. Normally people buy worms as bait, so I'm sure all of their friends are underwater bout to get eaten by a fish while those lucky worms are eating their hearts out chillin in their element
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r.simp
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-MK-Good shatter should literally shatter and have some transparency to it. Yellow/gold, never blackish. Anything that's at all slightly liquidy is not good


The stuff they normally have is definitely on the gooier side. Im debating saving up for a good bong over the next few weeks would it be worth it?
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r.simpThe stuff they normally have is definitely on the gooier side. Im debating saving up for a good bong over the next few weeks would it be worth it?


Check out thick ass glass
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Titus69
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Being stoned makes my senior project easier, since its about designing a terrain park and Im just building one on Shredsauce. Lol


Kinda happy Im almost out aside from this weeks awesome weather. Having a low amount helps me budget how often I do it a day so I learned to ride the high out and not take advantage of my supply. One bong rip and Im currently pretty baked.
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Rparr
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Oh lawdy I'm on a dab bender again boys. What a week
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r.simp
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Titus69Being stoned makes my senior project easier, since its about designing a terrain park and Im just building one on Shredsauce. Lol


Kinda happy Im almost out aside from this weeks awesome weather. Having a low amount helps me budget how often I do it a day so I learned to ride the high out and not take advantage of my supply. One bong rip and Im currently pretty baked.

Hows it feel to know you're almost done with something thats been a majority of your life? I feel it must have so many different emotions all together. I'm only a sophomore but shit i have no idea what I want to do with my life after. No careers really interest me like I feel like there's nothing that really fits me if that makes sense
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Titus69
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Got home from school and decided to refill the bong water and immediately put my bowl to refill and bam, hit the floor and broke in half. It was really top heavy anyways and only $20, gotta run the plastic piece now :'(
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littleman34
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I need to stop letting my friends borrow weed off me
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Titus69
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gypsy_kidI need to stop letting my friends borrow weed off me


Yeah this weekend I smoked my bud up for twice what I owed him. He kinda took advantage "oh lets go smoke another bowl." He use to smoke me up big time though so...


Ive been on kief for 2 days now and wow. One milky snap and bam, cooked. Shits sleeping medicine
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Titus69
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Dad thinks my "paranoia" is from "smoking the ganja" wasnt even baked at the time and I wasnt acting paranoid..I rarely get paranoid when Im stoned, usually any adult Im around when Im stoned is cool with it...except for cops at walmart....
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theabortionator
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gypsy_kidI need to stop letting my friends borrow weed off me


Do they at least return the ash?
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theabortionator
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Titus69Being stoned makes my senior project easier, since its about designing a terrain park and Im just building one on Shredsauce. Lol


Kinda happy Im almost out aside from this weeks awesome weather. Having a low amount helps me budget how often I do it a day so I learned to ride the high out and not take advantage of my supply. One bong rip and Im currently pretty baked.


Roller coaster tycoon is pretty solid as well. Building sick ass roller coasters, making money, and drowning anyone who talks shit about your park.


Also conservation is where it's at. I know people that smoke like an 8th a day. It's such a waste. There's really no reason for that unless you're rich as fuck, willie nelson/snoop dogg, or it's some kind of special occasion or something.

Also only torching what you're going to take in each hit is helpful, especially if smoking on your own.
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Titus69
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theabortionatorRoller coaster tycoon is pretty solid as well. Building sick ass roller coasters, making money, and drowning anyone who talks shit about your park.


Also conservation is where it's at. I know people that smoke like an 8th a day. It's such a waste. There's really no reason for that unless you're rich as fuck, willie nelson/snoop dogg, or it's some kind of special occasion or something.

Also only torching what you're going to take in each hit is helpful, especially if smoking on your own.




Yeah the park is finished and its pretty good, finally figured out how to work shredsauce, google sketchup was fucking impossible for me.

Broke my glass pieces bowl and now Im using my acrylic for the time being. The bowl is perfect, I can milk it until its got nothing to burn. Only smoked 3 times today, about to make the 4th before bed. Gonna set it aside once Im done with this stash and just focus on school for this and next week and resume more consistent usage. An 8th is good for about a week while school is going on. This summer I wont even bother buying 8th's, gonna be Q's or more and if all goes right itll be cool, might be working a job where Ill be making enough for like 75% an O in 2 days. Long shifts though but itll help keep tolerance down since Ill be smoking 1-3 times a day then.
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theabortionator
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Titus69Yeah the park is finished and its pretty good, finally figured out how to work shredsauce, google sketchup was fucking impossible for me.

Broke my glass pieces bowl and now Im using my acrylic for the time being. The bowl is perfect, I can milk it until its got nothing to burn. Only smoked 3 times today, about to make the 4th before bed. Gonna set it aside once Im done with this stash and just focus on school for this and next week and resume more consistent usage. An 8th is good for about a week while school is going on. This summer I wont even bother buying 8th's, gonna be Q's or more and if all goes right itll be cool, might be working a job where Ill be making enough for like 75% an O in 2 days. Long shifts though but itll help keep tolerance down since Ill be smoking 1-3 times a day then.


How long did you use sketchup for? The biggest thing for that program, is realizing that it's horrible and you hate the way it's setup. Then once you figure out the bullshit it works pretty awesome for sketching out features, setups, full parks.

Yeah i think I would generally rock an 8th a week or just more. And smoking pretty consistently throughout the day but just keeping it sensible.
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Titus69
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theabortionatorHow long did you use sketchup for? The biggest thing for that program, is realizing that it's horrible and you hate the way it's setup. Then once you figure out the bullshit it works pretty awesome for sketching out features, setups, full parks.

Yeah i think I would generally rock an 8th a week or just more. And smoking pretty consistently throughout the day but just keeping it sensible.


A week or two of just toying with it. I asked my "outside expert" for help (Loon park manager) and he said to use a tool that wasn't on it and look at tutorials. The panel that decides if I graduate doesn't know shit about this so they'll be amazed by how the shredsauce map looks compared to my one dimensional Microsoft paint quality park on sketchup
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theabortionator
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Titus69A week or two of just toying with it. I asked my "outside expert" for help (Loon park manager) and he said to use a tool that wasn't on it and look at tutorials. The panel that decides if I graduate doesn't know shit about this so they'll be amazed by how the shredsauce map looks compared to my one dimensional Microsoft paint quality park on sketchup


The snap feature pissed me off at first. Almost through my computer out the window. Idk. Some dumb elements to it but it works pretty well.

Also if you build custom features you can save them all and then build your park from them. Like if you have every feature from the park built in there. You can mix up the features and basically build the whole layout pretty quickly. It's good for figuring out spacing if you're doing any builds where you want everything exact. and good for giving a 3d reference to people who have no idea what you're talking about if you tried to describe it.
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theabortionatorDo they at least return the ash?


Nah but someone tried to give me poor mans hash for weed. If you don't know poor mans hash in the resin on the inside of a down stem or bowl peice.
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theabortionator
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gypsy_kidNah but someone tried to give me poor mans hash for weed. If you don't know poor mans hash in the resin on the inside of a down stem or bowl peice.




ugh. Resin is death
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littleman34
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theabortionatorugh. Resin is death


smells disgusting too
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Titus69
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theabortionatorugh. Resin is death



I use to smoke so much resin. I almost went as low as smoking res from my bongs down stem. Apparently res has little to no THC according to some youtube stoner but Ive been cooked off res a few times. Never again though, Thats why I save kief for when Im dry instead of scraping res out of my pieces.
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If you smoke a bowl a decent amount you can find pieces of semi green in there sometimes that have pulled through and stuck to the res. If you nock around in there with a pen gap or poker sometime you can loosen them up. If any res comes out its your choice whether you want to ass that to the bowl or not.

Sometimes looking through some old bags or if you have a box you can scrape together a decent amount.

I rolled a blunt once with scraps I found laying around. Took a little time to dig through everything but worth it. Or buy some shittier weed that you don't want to smoke as a back up. Then when you run out of decent bud you can deal with that.

Idk, I def got desperate and smoked res a few times in hs. You gotta do what you gotta do
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never smoked res but I smoke rockers so meh

pretty close to that time I just want to stop smoking lol
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Titus69
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theabortionatorIf you smoke a bowl a decent amount you can find pieces of semi green in there sometimes that have pulled through and stuck to the res. If you nock around in there with a pen gap or poker sometime you can loosen them up. If any res comes out its your choice whether you want to ass that to the bowl or not.

Sometimes looking through some old bags or if you have a box you can scrape together a decent amount.

I rolled a blunt once with scraps I found laying around. Took a little time to dig through everything but worth it. Or buy some shittier weed that you don't want to smoke as a back up. Then when you run out of decent bud you can deal with that.

Idk, I def got desperate and smoked res a few times in hs. You gotta do what you gotta do


Yeah Ive had those desperation days where I can easily smoke but dont have anything, thats where kief is clutch though.

My friend introduced me to the "salad jar." Basically just have an extra jar and each time you get a fresh bag, toss a couple nugs in it and collect it overtime. A kid I know collected 60 G's overtime and smoked it all in the 1st semester of his freshmen year of college. Im gonna start once Im making a good amount of cash, my goal is to get my jar to have enough to last all of the ski season throughout the summer and fall.
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Titus69Yeah Ive had those desperation days where I can easily smoke but dont have anything, thats where kief is clutch though.

My friend introduced me to the "salad jar." Basically just have an extra jar and each time you get a fresh bag, toss a couple nugs in it and collect it overtime. A kid I know collected 60 G's overtime and smoked it all in the 1st semester of his freshmen year of college. Im gonna start once Im making a good amount of cash, my goal is to get my jar to have enough to last all of the ski season throughout the summer and fall.


Unless you're going to have next to 0 income or not have a reliable source there's really no reason to worry about keeping more than an extra 8th on hand. That said. If you can handle bulk without feeling compelled to blow through it faster you can get a better deal.

That said if you're in college and on campus you're probably best off keeping your stash limited as you don't really have much for rights. And dont sell out of your dorm room. People are stupid. Some kid get's caught and the cops scare them and they'll be like _____ sold it to me because they're dumb as fuck.

Not worth getting into easy trouble and risk getting the boot from school over a few bucks. But for anyone going that route, off campus is the only way to go. Even then you want to be careful but in the dorms the college can and will fuck you for even the smallest things at any time. They have to keep up their image or parents won't want their kids to go there and they'll lose a ton of money.

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Titus69
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God damnit I never usually do this but I fucked up words real bad. Walk upstairs to get a snack and the dog was lying in the middle of the floor and my dad was on the couch and I go "hi kitty" while staring directly into it, luckily my cat was actually 4 feet away so I just ran over to her. I dont think he cares, hes a couple beers and half a tall tequila shot into the night.
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Whuahahahahhahhaha
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profa_212
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Whuahahahahhahhaha
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Grilled some steaks, smoked a few bowls, and watched some some King of the Road. Feels good to be back.
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Titus69
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So stoned I feel super sick....Fuckkkk I gotta lay off the bong rips
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Chubz.
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Goal for the day is to pass out from a mole, lets gooooooo
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Chubz.Goal for the day is to pass out from a mole, lets gooooooo


Careful.... seizures from fat chops are no joke
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Chubz.
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Bodhisattva_Careful.... seizures from fat chops are no joke


Almost puked earlier from one but thats about it, and yeah ive seen videos shits fucked up
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No.QuarterGrilled some steaks, smoked a few bowls, and watched some some King of the Road. Feels good to be back.


i can't decide if vice has ruined kotr or made it better. can't stand how they only release 1 episode a week.
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was too high to find this last time, happy it was right there all recent and such
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littleman34
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Bodhisattva_Careful.... seizures from fat chops are no joke


Chubz.Almost puked earlier from one but thats about it, and yeah ive seen videos shits fucked up


Also terrible for your lungs. Inhaling lots of tobacco smoke at once in a bong is the worst.
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littleman34
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Bodhisattva_Careful.... seizures from fat chops are no joke


Chubz.Almost puked earlier from one but thats about it, and yeah ive seen videos shits fucked up


Also terrible for your lungs. Inhaling lots of tobacco smoke at once in a bong is the worst.
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Titus69
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Chubz.Almost puked earlier from one but thats about it, and yeah ive seen videos shits fucked up


From what 2 hits off a spliff did to me I can't even imagine what a mole would do, and I don't want to. If I'm smoking tobacco itll be a stogie or else I'm pure green. Just be careful with those, theyll fuck you up.
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Titus69
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9:00pm and its the first smoke of the day, working on a school project but I'm feeling great. Ready for #2 then bed in an hour.
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kicking it in some old ski bums garage toking and jammin instruments to some grateful dead. Lifes pretty g00d.
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littleman34
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Titus69From what 2 hits off a spliff did to me I can't even imagine what a mole would do, and I don't want to. If I'm smoking tobacco itll be a stogie or else I'm pure green. Just be careful with those, theyll fuck you up.

I mainly hit chops because of the taste. I don't smoke cigs but I just can't smoke pure green it dosnt taste good to me. Weather it's bong or joints I need some tobe. Also claim but once I hit 25 chops
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gypsy_kidI mainly hit chops because of the taste. I don't smoke cigs but I just can't smoke pure green it dosnt taste good to me. Weather it's bong or joints I need some tobe. Also claim but once I hit 25 chops


Really? Lol. That's really bad. I'll chop all day and roll spliffs, but under no circumstances will I smoke a cig, or a bacco bowl. Tastes so gnarly
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-MK-Really? Lol. That's really bad. I'll chop all day and roll spliffs, but under no circumstances will I smoke a cig, or a bacco bowl. Tastes so gnarly

Yea I used to smoke whole cigs out of bongs and lots of tobe bowls. But I'm only 14 and I realized i wouldn't live much longer doing that.
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Titus69
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gypsy_kidYea I used to smoke whole cigs out of bongs and lots of tobe bowls. But I'm only 14 and I realized i wouldn't live much longer doing that.



And no matter what age you are, enhaling tobacco will ruin your health.
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In good news I got a job at Windells. In bad news they drug test so I guess I've got a 3.5 month t break going for me.
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Crispy.In good news I got a job at Windells. In bad news they drug test so I guess I've got a 3.5 month t break going for me.


Wtf lol
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GayWolf420
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yall kids in HS need to watchout with the moles/spliff smoking. that tobacco monkey will be on your fuckin back in no time, pace yourselves, padawans. tobacco is fucking brutal.
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Titus69
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DeebieSkeebiesyall kids in HS need to watchout with the moles/spliff smoking. that tobacco monkey will be on your fuckin back in no time, pace yourselves, padawans. tobacco is fucking brutal.


I learned about that stuff last year while smoking a spliff, 2 hits in and Im gone. Then we skied my friends front yard park with flood lights and it was nuts.

Nobody in my school really combos the 2 substances but every grade has a ton of kids that dip, even freshmen are already packing lips. Its absolutely disgusting. Ill smoke a spliff if its already rolled but Im souley about just pot, the feeling is just better to me.
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