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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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12 years ago
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GayWolf420
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SFBv420.0


you fuckin rule, ski fish bum. easily one of my favorite people purely for the Wasatch stoke you post. just wanted to say that haha.









broke my 18mm grav bowl adapter for my straight shooter and its really rustling my jimmies. it kinda works still but the homie at the headshop set me up real nice with some awesome glass back in the fall :/
9 years ago
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Chubz.
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Smoked a bong for the first time in awhile. Fuuckk im geeked
9 years ago
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2_fadez
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Barred out as fuck last night and still a bit am this morning for work. Should be a fun morning
9 years ago
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GoldD
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2_fadezBarred out as fuck last night and still a bit am this morning for work. Should be a fun morning


barred out mornings r tha best!
9 years ago
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WhatTheHuck
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First day with my MFLB on the hill. Park laps in the sun and tshirts were a good time. Tossed my first hand drag 5 and felt super dope to stomp it
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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WhatTheHuckFirst day with my MFLB on the hill. Park laps in the sun and tshirts were a good time. Tossed my first hand drag 5 and felt super dope to stomp it


I loved skiing with my flight box, but then the batteries went to shit


My friend let me bring his nectar collecter on my road trip and I am currently getting super stoned for my birthday
9 years ago
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.Rybak.
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JakeSmithI loved skiing with my flight box, but then the batteries went to shit


My friend let me bring his nectar collecter on my road trip and I am currently getting super stoned for my birthday


Wouldn't you just be able to get new batteries for it?
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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.Rybak.Wouldn't you just be able to get new batteries for it?


It's gets really ducking cold and the batteries go dead so fast. The mau dib works super well for skiing though, it goes through batteries so much slower
9 years ago
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WhatTheHuck
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JakeSmithIt's gets really ducking cold and the batteries go dead so fast. The mau dib works super well for skiing though, it goes through batteries so much slower


Thanks for the info. The weather was super nice over the weekend so had no issues but I'll keep that in mind for next winter
9 years ago
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act.resist
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supermagician__ya well ur weird


omg
9 years ago
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ImNotARacist
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NOT ONLY AM I HIGH BUT I AM ALSO GETTING PAID TO HANG OUT AT A BAR ON ST. PATTYS DAY AND SURF THE INTERWEBZ








WE REALLY DO NEED A $15/HR MINIMUM WAGE
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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god dammit every time I try to take a quick safety meeting in the woods, people always roll up on me no matter how deep I go into the trees.
9 years ago
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broto
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this is one of those "just finished a huge homework assignment that had been looming over me for weeks" highs
9 years ago
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AT-AT
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Watching the tourney and melting into the couch. GO BUFFALO!
9 years ago
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*MASSHOLE*
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in exactly 2 hours and 22 minutes I will be able to leave this rotten bar and smoke a bowl.
9 years ago
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Bamjam
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brotothis is one of those "just finished a huge homework assignment that had been looming over me for weeks" highs


Lol yessss me too. Finals next week though so it's not all great.
9 years ago
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Rparr
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Oh god I just picked up some great shatter but my dabbing attachments are currently 2 hrs away from me. whyyyyy
9 years ago
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bakedpow
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DeebieSkeebiesgod dammit every time I try to take a quick safety meeting in the woods, people always roll up on me no matter how deep I go into the trees.


Move to WashingtoN. Odds are they're going to do the exact same thing
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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BakerpowMove to WashingtoN. Odds are they're going to do the exact same thing


Its always jerries but some homie did offer me a toke of his bowl before skiing some sweet deepness in the trees so that was kool
9 years ago
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KimJong-Un
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Hello, NewSchoolers stoners!!!


I see you are tiring of the capitalist system of living, and the insane drug laws making marijuana illegal in the United States. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that the Glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has no law against the sale and consumption of marijuana! I would like to extend to all NewSchoolers stoners a personal invitation to come experience the true freedom that is smoking weed in the DPRK.

Please consider skiing the Tieback Mountains for your next stoner ski trip. Just a few miles from the seaside resort of Wonsan lies some of the best skiing in the world at Glorious Masikyrong Ski Resort, and I would love for you to come ski our extensive terrain and experience the ultimate in luxury accommodations. Masikyrong truly is world class. As an extra incentive, we have some of the best riding in the world, and you will never have to worry about getting caught smoking weed in the gondola by fascist American police.

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a genuine workers' state in which all the people are completely liberated from exploitation and oppression. The workers, peasants, soldiers and intellectuals are the true masters of their destiny and are in a unique position to defend their interests. Having mandatory equality all necessary is provided for citizen. Give Thank!

Yours,
Kim Jong-Un
Supreme Leader, DPRK
9 years ago
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-MK-
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In portland. Not 21. Facing some struggles here. Help me eat and sleep! ive got $50 for anyone who can get me some spliff materials or a Gram pre filled oil pen. Thanks homies!
9 years ago
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270on420out
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Well I'm not high, I'm drunk, and I couldn't font the I'm drunk thead so I just posted in this thread. I've lost my fine motor skills. It's taken me 20 minutes to type this.
9 years ago
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skier58284
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Reminder that all drugs are degenerate and that there is no justification for drug use.
9 years ago
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Mingg
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Cats.Reminder that all drugs are degenerate and that there is no justification for drug use.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/813609/Songify-This---CAN--39-T-HUG-EVERY-CAT--now-on-iTunes-----a-song-about-loving-cats

I think this girl was on a lot of drugs in this video hahaha.
9 years ago
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skier58284
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Mingghttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/813609/Songify-This---CAN--39-T-HUG-EVERY-CAT--now-on-iTunes-----a-song-about-loving-cats

I think this girl was on a lot of drugs in this video hahaha.


wtf am I watching? Btw aren't you allergic to cats? Why are you watching cat videos?
9 years ago
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-MK-
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-MK-In portland. Not 21. Facing some struggles here. Help me eat and sleep! ive got $50 for anyone who can get me some spliff materials or a Gram pre filled oil pen. Thanks homies!


Heading to Hood in a few days. Anyone able to help me out up there?
9 years ago
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Chubz.
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Yewwwww
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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this song is pretty dope and makes me wanna go shred some insane lines but the first time I heard this song, I was having my first shrooming experience and totally thought our campsite was under attack.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/820345/A-Tribe-Called-Red---Electric-Pow-Wow-Drum
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WhatTheHuck
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DeebieSkeebiesthis song is pretty dope and makes me wanna go shred some insane lines but the first time I heard this song, I was having my first shrooming experience and totally thought our campsite was under attack.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/820345/A-Tribe-Called-Red---Electric-Pow-Wow-Drum


Crazy, I saw this live at Squamish music fest a couple years ago on the campers night and it was my first experience with MDMA. Such an amazing feeling and just had the best time fuckin around in the crowd with my buds
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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I just got done breaking in a new piece and proceeded to purchase a ten dollar sticker pack.
9 years ago
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WhatTheHuck
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JakeSmithI just got done breaking in a new piece and proceeded to purchase a ten dollar sticker pack.


BLoom?
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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WhatTheHuckBLoom?


yup
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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RparrOh god I just picked up some great shatter but my dabbing attachments are currently 2 hrs away from me. whyyyyy


Lol dabbing attachments get a rig nerd
9 years ago
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Rparr
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Bodhisattva_Lol dabbing attachments get a rig nerd


well technically it is a rig that I defile by smoking flower out of
9 years ago
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-MK-
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Rparrwell technically it is a rig that I defile by smoking flower out of


Lol my homie takes moles out of his little rig, it's disgusting.
9 years ago
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Bamjam
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Just finished finals. And I have no weed. I did not plan very well.
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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snowbird has the coolest smoke shacks.
9 years ago
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Crispy.
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Stoney yoga is fun especially when they have you lay down, close your eyes, and bump some mystical-ass music.
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-MK-
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Finally got some bud to smoke in Oregon. A 6 day T-break after consistently smoking sure will do you nice haha. Baked as fuck, got all sorts of muchies, and beer. Plus the place were renting at Hood has a hot tub. Shits pretty tight
9 years ago
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tokeagain_dyl
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DeebieSkeebiesthis song is pretty dope and makes me wanna go shred some insane lines but the first time I heard this song, I was having my first shrooming experience and totally thought our campsite was under attack.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/820345/A-Tribe-Called-Red---Electric-Pow-Wow-Drum


You should watch into the mind if you already haven't.
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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I got dared to eat an entire film canister of finely ground AVB at 5:00, usually only eat maximum of a quarter of a canister, but free weed so I was like fuck it. Didn't get high at all for some reason so I smoked a few bowls and was high for a little, came down and watched some breaking bad before bed. Then suddenly at 10:30 I got absolutely obliterated, I was at a 10, so high that my eyes were twitching. Passed out and then woke up at 3 am still super baked, went back to bed and then got up to ski and was still stoned and super groggy until noon. I did not ski very well.

Haven't been that high that long since I first started smoking, even dabs usually only get me high for a couple hours.
9 years ago
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magco1271
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If you're a security guard of Samsung, are you a guardian of the Galaxy?
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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I didn't ski today so I got really baked and went to wally world to get a PS4 along with fallout 4 and farcry 4 (that's a lot of 4's) so that will b pretty cool.
9 years ago
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.Rybak.
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DeebieSkeebiesI didn't ski today so I got really baked and went to wally world to get a PS4 along with fallout 4 and farcry 4 (that's a lot of 4's) so that will b pretty cool.


Add me jabroni
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GayWolf420
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.Rybak.Add me jabroni


I will eventually. right now I want to smoke some kief, get fucked up stoned and roam the wastelands of the northeast.
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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New rig came today, found some wax, now im chillin
9 years ago
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csteezy
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JakeSmithNew rig came today, found some wax, now im chillin


chea what kinda glass u get
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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friend found this for $25 online, and then we put a dropdown on it and a titanium domeless nail from thick ass glass is coming within the next couple days. It's so goddamn smooth.
9 years ago
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csteezy
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hell yeah what a deal. what is that, 8-12"? thick ass glass makes some good shit I got my daily driver from them
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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csteezyhell yeah what a deal. what is that, 8-12"? thick ass glass makes some good shit I got my daily driver from them


nah its actually really tiny, like maybe 6 inches tall
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