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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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*SID*
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/808412/SUH-DUDE
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WhatTheHuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4
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WavyKids
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swordsandpensthis has been tried before

sadly it looks like it's going down the same road

This
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Bamjam
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WhatTheHuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4


I don't think this movie will ever get old.
9 years ago
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Daph
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I've started rolling like 10-12 doobies at the beginning of each week and it's so nice to just have them all rolled up and ready to go for whatever occasion. I just stuff em in a cig pack and whip one out periodically.
9 years ago
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WhatTheHuck
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/809951/Kanye-West-Gives-the-WORST-Freestlye-Hip-Hop-Rap-on-Sway-in-the-Morning-Radio-Show
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prometheusprime
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WhatTheHuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4


Unreal. You wait for it to grow into a plant, then you fuck the plant
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No.Quarter
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I think I might be high as much as I'm sober.

Wake up - Class sober - Smoke break - class on a comedown - homework sober - get high for dinner - munchies for dinner - get high for the rest of the night - get dabbed out and watch Wilfred before bed.

I'm sober for the longest when I'm skiing
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Bodhisattva_
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JakeSmithI think I might be high as much as I'm sober.

Wake up - Class sober - Smoke break - class on a comedown - homework sober - get high for dinner - munchies for dinner - get high for the rest of the night - get dabbed out and watch Wilfred before bed.

I'm sober for the longest when I'm skiing

You aren't just high all the time?

I'm the highest when I'm snowboarding lol

We're like opposites, man



Gel tabs are tite
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No.Quarter
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Hahaha me and my two smoke/ski buddies were doing some thinking and we just realized that at the highest of our tolerances we estimate that we vaped through 6-8 trenches in my flight box and probably 4 bowls in a bubbler per week last semester. Now we are 4 weeks into the semester and we estimate that we have averaged around 20 trenches, 1 volcano session, like 2 ish bowls in a 6" grav labs steamroller, 3 bowls in an old bubbler, 5 ish dabs all in the work of a week.

Holy shit stoner math

I blame it mostly on skiing 3-4 days a week, gotta get a little wake and bake breakfast before hiking the ridge.

also we typically smoke from 4 or 5 o'clock to usually midnight.

so we all realized we are being fucking stupid and killing our wallets, so we decided to take a wallet and THC break.

yuuuuuup
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JahLiam
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does anyone here still listen to classic rock anymore?
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AT-AT
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JahLiamdoes anyone here still listen to classic rock anymore?


I love me Pink Floyd, but recently I've been on a Doors binge, and you can't go wrong with some Zeppelin.
9 years ago
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Chubz.
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Im so FUCKING HIGH holooooooly cow
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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I just traded a friend my vape for a pair of skis. I am going to tell myself that it will help me to start getting high less, but honestly it probably wont change a thing.
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Crispy.
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Was thinking today while skiing that every tree would be good for a different moving setting.
9 years ago
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daannnnieel
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JakeSmithI just traded a friend my vape for a pair of skis. I am going to tell myself that it will help me to start getting high less, but honestly it probably wont change a thing.


just quit for a while and realize how useless it is. That's what I did but meh, what's life without whimsy I started smoking again twice now for no apparent reason lol
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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Can't sleep so i jus took a fat dab and am now watching Better Call Saul and eating ramen.

Sometimes I think about all my friends still living with 'rents and im like bummer. Can't just go rip a dab in their living room when they can't sleep.
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Bodhisattva_
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Can't sleep so i jus took a fat dab and am now watching Better Call Saul and eating ramen.

Sometimes I think about all my friends still living with 'rents and im like bummer. Can't just go rip a dab in their living room when they can't sleep.
9 years ago
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Mingg
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Thizzle.Can't sleep so i jus took a fat dab and am now watching Better Call Saul and eating ramen.

Sometimes I think about all my friends still living with 'rents and im like bummer. Can't just go rip a dab in their living room when they can't sleep.


I seriously do not miss living at home for that reason haha. I don't smoke, but my friends do and it's nice to just be able to chill without worrying. No more warm closet beer or sneaking around either haha. It's way nice.

Many things after high school are so fucking good. Moving out, even if it's just to a dorm is liberating in and of itself. And not being confined to a 7:30-2pm schedule everyday. You kinda get some control of your life and it's fucking nice.
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Byron_tha_gr8
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MinggI seriously do not miss living at home for that reason haha. I don't smoke, but my friends do and it's nice to just be able to chill without worrying. No more warm closet beer or sneaking around either haha. It's way nice.

Many things after high school are so fucking good. Moving out, even if it's just to a dorm is liberating in and of itself. And not being confined to a 7:30-2pm schedule everyday. You kinda get some control of your life and it's fucking nice.


dis thread for real smokers only.
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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JahLiamdoes anyone here still listen to classic rock anymore?


All i listen too. Loving some prog rock recently
9 years ago
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Mingg
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Byron_tha_gr8dis thread for real smokers only.


What about edibles though? My lungs can't do smoke but I can eat brownies hahaha

Also, fuck you Byron. (:
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Byron_tha_gr8
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MinggWhat about edibles though? My lungs can't do smoke but I can eat brownies hahaha

Also, fuck you Byron. (:


naw dog if u aint dabbin u aint doin nothin
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Mingg
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Byron_tha_gr8naw dog if u aint dabbin u aint doin nothin


Awe nuts. I'm sorry to disappoint hahaha
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Byron_tha_gr8
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MinggAwe nuts. I'm sorry to disappoint hahaha


its ok, you can still cron blaze the nug's someday and be a real 422 stoner 4 lyf high on the nicest bong rip joint dab hitters
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Mingg
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Byron_tha_gr8its ok, you can still cron blaze the nug's someday and be a real 422 stoner 4 lyf high on the nicest bong rip joint dab hitters


I have no idea what you just said but I think the right answer is yes?
9 years ago
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Chubz.
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Byron_tha_gr8its ok, you can still cron blaze the nug's someday and be a real 422 stoner 4 lyf high on the nicest bong rip joint dab hitters


Chronblasé nug rip dab bong joint dawg
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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My local shop accidentally killed my skis so I took a super fucking fat dab about it.
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Bodhisattva_
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JahLiamdoes anyone here still listen to classic rock anymore?


Fuckin right
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Byron_tha_gr8its ok, you can still cron blaze the nug's someday and be a real 422 stoner 4 lyf high on the nicest bong rip joint dab hitters


Nice. Ive been tryin some keef cron spliffy bongs off the dome piece, talk about a real greenie meanie blazy daisy
9 years ago
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Bamjam
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WhatTheHuckhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/809951/Kanye-West-Gives-the-WORST-Freestlye-Hip-Hop-Rap-on-Sway-in-the-Morning-Radio-Show


Boy do I absolutely despise Kanye West.
9 years ago
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HIT
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Guilty
9 years ago
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GrandThings
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Buddy and I spent 4 hours making the holidays into a baseball franchise....
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no_steeze
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Just got scarily invested in an episode of dual survival. Somebody could've stabbed the guy sitting next to me and I wouldn't have blinked an eye until they revealed whether or not they caught the beaver.

Also this
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Chubz.
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I feel like im purring rn.
9 years ago
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Michigoon
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http://youtu.be/qbbQb9bEcDQ
Some visual and audial fire for your entertainment
9 years ago
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broto
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GrandThingsBuddy and I spent 4 hours making the holidays into a baseball franchise....


This took 4 hours
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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I got like, really high today






LSD is a wonderful thing
9 years ago
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JakeBarrett
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fuck. I feel nice.
9 years ago
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DJtearegas
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JahLiamdoes anyone here still listen to classic rock anymore?


I exclusively listen to classic rock

Heres my playlist

https://mega.nz/#!7J5mzYJS!QsG1lsTfjdZzMszFbpvyYjd3WDBfkJ-I_M7JcizcjIk

187 songs, 89 artists, 14 hours
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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Hooooo fuuuuckkkk my friend got some Girl Scout cookies from the dispo and another friend got some Everclear an holy sho I'm fucked up
9 years ago
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Bamjam
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JakeSmithHooooo fuuuuckkkk my friend got some Girl Scout cookies from the dispo and another friend got some Everclear an holy sho I'm fucked up


Lool oh shit, I just chiefed some girl scout before reading this.
9 years ago
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Realist
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wowzers picked up a zip of goldleaf from an old buddy of mine and it knocked me the fuck out off 2 bowls and a j. Hadn't ever heard of it but it looked/smelled like some real dank and I'm digging it. Way better than the plushberry I had before, that stuff looked nice but it wasn't as potent as I would have liked.
9 years ago
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littleman34
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I just picked some dank asf bud off a new guy. i gave a lift-y a couple smokes if he would find me some weed. The guy he gave me brought him to his car and we vaped a good amount. Then I picked a 1.5 off him and hit around 6 big pops. I just got home and this shits still fucking with me
9 years ago
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-MK-
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gypsy_kidI just picked some dank asf bud off a new guy. i gave a lift-y a couple smokes if he would find me some weed. The guy he gave me brought him to his car and we vaped a good amount. Then I picked a 1.5 off him and hit around 6 big pops. I just got home and this shits still fucking with me


Pops?
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GayWolf420
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Diggin this zip a month plan. Have literally a bowl left from a sack i picked up in the middle of january. Much better not blasting thru weed and its great always having a bowl 2 smoke after skiing when my ankle is sore.
9 years ago
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littleman34
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-MK-Pops?


ya not a lot of people know what they r. But u get a popper peice (pretty much a straigh metal tube) in the bong. Pack around the size of your thumb nail of a cigarette paper and all in and they pack your weed in. You light it and blow it hard though the peice. The tobe and weed really fucks u up.
9 years ago
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WhatTheHuck
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Been watching freaks and geeks on netflix and i would highly recommend. fucking hilarious
9 years ago
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-MK-
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gypsy_kidya not a lot of people know what they r. But u get a popper peice (pretty much a straigh metal tube) in the bong. Pack around the size of your thumb nail of a cigarette paper and all in and they pack your weed in. You light it and blow it hard though the peice. The tobe and weed really fucks u up.


Such a weird way to do that haha. We call them chops or moles. And we fill any normal bowl piece to the top with bacoo(usually Amsterdam shag, or any European shag) then put a layer of bud on top, and snap that shit.
9 years ago
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coolflash8
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twitch streams and spliffs and king
9 years ago
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