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i oficially have the dumbest dog alive.

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Enthuzed
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we have these stairs that that go up to the attic and are pretty steep. my mom was up there getting our suitcases because we are going to ohio for thanksgiving. and my dog tries to walk up the steps and slpped 3/4 the way up and was so scared he peed everywhere. and iu was walking up the steps below it and all the sudden pee goes everywhere and i run out of the way without getting hit. that dog is retarted.
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.


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Nov 22 2004 3:06PM
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aight, thats for sharing
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Nov 22 2004 3:07PM
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EastCoastPride
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i actually just laughed out loud imagining that. thanks.


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Nov 22 2004 3:07PM
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Enthuzed
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i might have a picture
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.





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Nov 22 2004 3:08PM
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Enthuzed
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i had something funny to say but i forgot it.





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Nov 22 2004 3:17PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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hahahahaha. thats AWESOME!
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Nov 22 2004 3:18PM
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Anathema
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I was mildly amused... until I saw the picture of the dog and pictured that droopy little face all embarrased 'n shit.




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Nov 22 2004 3:21PM
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yellav
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haha your dogs the man he pissed on you dude
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Nov 22 2004 3:21PM
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Ryno
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woulda been dumber if he had peed on an eletric fence
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Nov 22 2004 3:22PM
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Enthuzed
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hes rettarted you can see his ears are wet

because he chews them haha he chews his own ears
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.





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Nov 22 2004 3:22PM
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Phrosty
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haha good story
Nov 22 2004 3:29PM
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danbrown
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hahahaha yeah i laughed out loud too it was funny
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Nov 22 2004 3:42PM
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GingerKid08
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My dog is afraid of the printer and when you change lightbulbs. I have no idea why she is scared of changing lightbulbs but shell have panics attacks and just fall down and she will shake violently.
Nov 22 2004 3:44PM
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Enthuzed
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i think thats called a seizure
id get that checked out
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Nov 22 2004 3:48PM
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GingerKid08
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^hmm never thought about it like that...
Nov 22 2004 4:02PM
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Lateralis
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your dog is a fat ass, so i mine




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Nov 22 2004 4:03PM
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mine is just cool! look at him...so much steeze


Nov 22 2004 4:13PM
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guddgulf17
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funny
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
Nov 22 2004 4:16PM
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hahahaha thats great
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Nov 22 2004 5:49PM
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animals, constant source of entertainment
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Nov 22 2004 6:04PM
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hey, If my ears were that long i would probaly chew on them.

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Nov 22 2004 6:07PM
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after my dog shits it wipes its ass down hills and then it loses traction and falls down the hill still tyring to wipe its ass
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Nov 22 2004 6:16PM
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my old cat wasn't all that bright either. he had a thing for chasing coco puffs across the floor, so if he ever saw one, he'd hit it with his paw, then chase after it. the only thing was that normally he'd bat it towards a wall, so he'd chase after it, and run head first straight into the wall if that's where the coco puff went. a few times he flung himself down the stairs (not at all gracefully either) and ended up in a little heap at the bottom, then got back up and hit the coco puff again, usually into a wall. we had him for 8 years and he never learned.


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Nov 22 2004 6:22PM
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so how is it official?
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Nov 22 2004 6:23PM
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My dog peed in one of my teacher's garages. And she nearly (the dog) nearly broke another teacher's dad's hip. And retrievers are supposed to be smart.

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Nov 22 2004 6:43PM
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Jasmine
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atlantaski, is your dog is wiping his ass on stuff all the time, maybe he has worms? i read about stuff like parasites/ hookworms and stuff and they're quite common... wiping ass on random stuff= not a good sign




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Nov 22 2004 6:45PM
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Pavesi
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wow ur dog is like mine
Nov 22 2004 7:01PM
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my dog that i got this spring hates girls...he barks and tries to bite them...hes huge too....gay very gay



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Nov 22 2004 7:15PM
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have you ever used a laser pointer and put it on the wall...my sister's dogs would run right into the wall at full speed. it's pretty funny.

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Nov 22 2004 7:21PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea that works with my dog too

im all for euthanizing my dog i hate it

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The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 22 2004 7:28PM
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free xbox?or an iPod?

how about one without a creditcard?
Nov 22 2004 8:35PM
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Enthuzed
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thats sam
he stinks
so does kobe
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Nov 22 2004 8:37PM
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my dog shit in our truck.... twice.




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Nov 22 2004 8:46PM
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my dog killed two racoons in 2.54 days. that should count for something

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Nov 22 2004 9:07PM
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