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Petition for Mousseau to do 20 pushups

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Mr.Bishop
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He has not had nearly enough initiation back into the fold.

As a community I feel it is our duty to give him a tiny touch of a hard time to welcome him back to the team.

Say 'aye' and vote this bitch up to the top of the homepage. If it makes it there, I'll take a video of him doing them behind his desk.
Jun 28 2013 9:45AM
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rrbossman
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As the desk adjacent to Mr. Mousseau, I second this! Will also take 2nd angle shots!
Jun 28 2013 9:49AM
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NPF
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pussy if you dont. signed
Jun 28 2013 9:50AM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Deal...

but only after 420 upvotes.
Jun 28 2013 9:51AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,633
Come on people this should be easy.
Jun 28 2013 9:53AM
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KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 3,250
Seriously? That's your joke?
Jun 28 2013 9:57AM
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Mag
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You're gonna be doing them in no time. everybody upvote every single post.

Also I think you should make him eat dog food tins.
Jun 28 2013 9:57AM
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HWW
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Aye.
Jun 28 2013 9:58AM
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rrbossman
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I think is more towards the fact that we have to limit it to 20, more than that will destroy his pride. We need a productive Mousseau!
Jun 28 2013 10:00AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Supported wholeheartedly.
Jun 28 2013 10:06AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Let's do this!
Jun 28 2013 10:07AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Make him do the gallon challenge.
Jun 28 2013 10:10AM
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momentz
Posts: 875 - Karma: 285
Aye

Jun 28 2013 10:12AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,248
Seriously, 20 pushups?! That's it? He must be a weakling or something!
Jun 28 2013 10:14AM
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theblackrod
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I watched Nick Martini bang out at least 30 straight back to back times last weekend in NYC against random park goers... Man up Mousseau
Jun 28 2013 10:15AM
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Jun 28 2013 10:17AM
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Cotter
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signedd and upvoated
Jun 28 2013 10:23AM
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seward
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20 pushups?

man, you guys in the NS office sure party harddddd
Jun 28 2013 10:23AM
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Mr.Bishop
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The key with pranks is you need to be careful about where you set the bar. Escalation happens quickly with office pranks, so I need to make sure we've got some room to breathe after this.

Jun 28 2013 10:25AM
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seward
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whats next?
he has to eat 10 crackers in 2 mins??

so hardcoreeeeeee
Jun 28 2013 10:32AM
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00000000
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If you only knew...

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Jun 28 2013 10:36AM
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freestyler540
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Could we add Doug Bishop also has to run 5 miles without stopping?
Jun 28 2013 10:38AM
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Mag
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Gallon of this will be the next petition


Jun 28 2013 10:38AM
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cameron_taylor
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UPVOTED!!!
Jun 28 2013 10:42AM
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t_rob
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Jun 28 2013 10:42AM
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Shredsterr
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Watching that made me need to pee...
Jun 28 2013 10:42AM
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DIX~
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Here's anotherr post to upvote
Jun 28 2013 10:45AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
I've done my part to bring this bitch to the next level.

I would love to spend one day in the NS office just to witness the shenanigans.
Jun 28 2013 10:46AM
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bikerocker
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20 Pushups? They're more hardcore at SKI magazine...
Jun 28 2013 10:53AM
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1337
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Jun 28 2013 10:55AM
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t_rob
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payup bitch. I screen shoot the page. You're fucked.
Jun 28 2013 10:55AM
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Mag
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This. Expected him to start deleting posts haha
Jun 28 2013 10:56AM
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Huck_Norris
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Bahahahaha... Perfect .gif is perfect.


Jun 28 2013 10:58AM
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00000000
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It's on! We'll get you that video before the end of the day.
Jun 28 2013 10:59AM
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Mr.Huck
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I'm for it. A few ideas to increase degree of difficulty:

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Jun 28 2013 11:02AM
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00000000
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Fair warning -- I've been an inactive POS the last month. Mainly because I've been spending 12 hour days at the office six days a week (really though) trying to make NS more awesome.

And I may drink a little too much beer...

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Jun 28 2013 11:11AM
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~bagelz~
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^ i vote for 20 water skiing pushups
Jun 28 2013 11:13AM
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NinetyFour
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If we double the upvotes, do we get double the pushups?
Jun 28 2013 11:16AM
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DosasNMimosas
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aye... where's this video?
Jun 28 2013 11:20AM
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00000000
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No way I'd be able to power through 40 pushups. Hell, I struggled with 20!

Maybe we can add another layer to the challenge though -- something that doesn't involve more pushups lol.
Jun 28 2013 11:21AM
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Mr.Bishop
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That is a recipe for a heart attack. I've really let myself go.

Video would be boring too.
Jun 28 2013 11:22AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I'd watch that shit. It'd be riveting.
Jun 28 2013 11:23AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,633
Encoding...
Jun 28 2013 11:24AM
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bikerocker
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.
Jun 28 2013 11:25AM
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Mr.Huck
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...or we could modify it for skiing and make him do them while being towed by a sled through pow.

1) Get fat powder skis.
2) Click boots in.
3) Moussea puts hands in boots.
4) Feet are hooked into tow rope.
5) At speed, push ups commence.
6) If it were me, I'd make him wear a speedo too.

Since it's summer now, this may have to wait for the next round of hazing.
Jun 28 2013 11:26AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Could be a new reality series.
Jun 28 2013 11:26AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Just put it in slow-mo and throw "Careless Whisper" on top. That's basically porn.
Jun 28 2013 11:28AM
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Mr.Bishop
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https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/644316.0/OP-Delivers

Jun 28 2013 11:32AM
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Mag
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Jun 28 2013 11:34AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Epic.
Jun 28 2013 11:39AM
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1337
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excellent url/video title
Jun 28 2013 11:45AM
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