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Trolls should be sponsored

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skiierman
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I don't mean any trolls... the best ones. I'm not naming any names but I'm sure the community can name the names that I'm secretly referring to.

Since trolls do a fraction of work with considerably less risk of what normal skiers do, I feel this is necessary for a site where, for the most part, the threads get more views than the "top trending" videos. What I'm saying to the ski industry is that you get more exposure for less monies and effort!

Let's face it, the skiing industrial complex, if you want the most exposure possible, pay the best trolls to represent your brand either through timeless references or (if the price is right) YOUR BRAND AS THEIR ICON TO BE REPRESENTED NEXT TO EVERY GOLDEN POST THAT TENS OF THOUSANDS WILL VIEW.

Also NS will finally have a sponsored team! The impossible just became possible.

Don't be a fucking idiot and do it.
Jun 28 2013 1:17AM
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Ski_Alot
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tl;dr
Jun 28 2013 1:18AM
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1337
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#sponsorthemods2013
Jun 28 2013 1:20AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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that's just silly
Jun 28 2013 1:20AM
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fujarome
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I think the most important asset to the industry is those who were formerly somewhat well known skiers who opted to start a rap career a decade after they faded from popularity in skiing.
Jun 28 2013 1:23AM
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LoathesRaisins
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No, hes a pretty damn good troll.
Jun 28 2013 1:23AM
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brotherdad
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Jun 28 2013 1:23AM
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Arabian
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Sponsor me and I might fall back on my old ways. The exploits I came to know and love were never fixed, and I remember *them all*.
Jun 28 2013 1:24AM
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eheath
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Yeah if anything, mods should get money.


and shut up skiierman
Jun 28 2013 1:54AM
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TheClap.
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Begs to be a mod for years, becomes a mod, asks for money
Jun 28 2013 1:57AM
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eheath
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I could care less, im just saying the mods definitely do alot of work and deal with a bunch of dick heads and never see a cent. just saying
Jun 28 2013 2:02AM
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whoa-dere
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Yea you COULD care less
Jun 28 2013 2:07AM
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eheath
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i could, i honestly care too much right now, seeing as im posting about it
Jun 28 2013 2:09AM
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TheClap.
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Yeah I bet you could care less son, try again
Jun 28 2013 2:09AM
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eheath
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suck it, you know what i meant
Jun 28 2013 2:13AM
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roddy116
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im just gonna take a seat here.
Jun 28 2013 2:15AM
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TheClap.
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Begs to be mod for years on years, becomes mod, Bitches about the NS little kids and mod life. I got you
Jun 28 2013 2:17AM
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eheath
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becomes mod -> deletes dumb thread -> kid bitch. this thread is about 2 posts way from the same fate.
Jun 28 2013 2:18AM
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Sophistication.
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The mods seem to be the only moderately responsible people on this site. Definitely not a bad thing.
Jun 28 2013 2:19AM
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Arabian
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*away
Jun 28 2013 2:20AM
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eheath
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we're mods for a reason
Jun 28 2013 2:21AM
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TheClap.
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Gets some power, becomes power hungry, deletes thread, #ehv
Jun 28 2013 2:21AM
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eheath
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if anyone else made this thread it wouldve been gone instantly but its pretty funny to see kids feed skiierman. i cant believe how many people still take him seriously
Jun 28 2013 2:22AM
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stickski
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Do it, you wont
Jun 28 2013 2:23AM
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TheClap.
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So youre playing favorites then? Solid mod right here
Jun 28 2013 2:24AM
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eheath
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why would i ever do anything you guys want?
Jun 28 2013 2:24AM
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Sophistication.
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ehv, were you bullied when you were a kid?
Jun 28 2013 2:25AM
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TheClap.
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Right, where is the chumlee challenge at?
Jun 28 2013 2:26AM
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eheath
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I dont look like chumlee, i dont care what you guys say, im not a fucking idiot i look nothing like him.

that being said, this has been a great convo thanks for the entertainment
Jun 28 2013 2:28AM
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TheClap.
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What does being an idiot have to do with anything? And yeah do son, denial is strong in you
Jun 28 2013 2:29AM
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eheath
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Jun 28 2013 2:31AM
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TheClap.
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Well not just my opinion, a majority of NS, Man, glad you came back to our conversation after leaving.
Jun 28 2013 2:34AM
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roddy116
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Jun 28 2013 2:37AM
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eheath
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glad you think so pal :-)
Jun 28 2013 2:38AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
That's why you need to go back to the U dorms and start partying every night again. You were so much funnier after you drank a bucket of Smirnoff.
Jun 28 2013 10:17AM
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987321654hgfd
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So skiierman, who's your number one sponsor choice?
Jun 28 2013 10:19AM
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*TURBONERD*
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This thread is hilarious.
Jun 28 2013 10:19AM
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steezyjibber
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wow
Jun 28 2013 10:45AM
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freestyler540
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Jun 28 2013 11:02AM
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skiierman
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That's a tough question... it'd have to be either 7-11 or Mountain Dew.
Jun 28 2013 6:22PM
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Dingo69
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Haha. Fucking white shitty rappers
Jun 28 2013 6:30PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I see what you did there.
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Jun 28 2013 6:50PM
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EricCartman
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Jun 28 2013 6:53PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Wait, since when was Eheath a mod?
Jun 28 2013 8:26PM
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RubberSoul
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actually, ski companies have started to take a page out of big corporations' book on social media/guerilla marketing and have begun paying modest amounts to influential posters to subtly shape the conversation and get certain products and companies to be seen in a positive light in the community

so don't believe everything you read....!
Jun 28 2013 8:27PM
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whoa-dere
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This
Jun 28 2013 8:37PM
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pmw
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did that post seriously just get deleted? hair trigger on the gun....you pull that muthafuckas hair
Jun 28 2013 8:45PM
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Spitfire6532
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This thread is beautiful it deserves a bump.
Sep 8 2013 3:32PM
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chicken
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fucking trolls are what ruin ns.
Sep 8 2013 3:40PM
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1337
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says a troll
Sep 8 2013 3:46PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Have fun not being sponsored. Companies are going to look for trolls, not trolls that troll trolls... terribly I might add.
Sep 8 2013 3:48PM
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