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Ransom for Sponge Bob

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coolcat410
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Ok, so our town has had this huge inflatable sponge bob on our burger king for a week or so. Friday night the sponge bob ended up missing some one stole it and the police station has no idea who.

My dad is the captain of the police department and saturday at around 3 some guy called. My dad wasnt home so he left him a message. The message went like this, 'We have sponge bob and we want 10 grand for him. Dont bother going to the city hall or the mayor or the deal is off. You get us the money and we'll return sponge bob no questions asked.'

Who is this mother fucker...we want sponge bob back no matter the price.
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Nov 22 2004 10:09AM
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404404
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we have one in rultland, i want to take it
Nov 22 2004 10:12AM
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Astomp
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ha ha thats hilarious.


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Nov 22 2004 10:22AM
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your dad sucks




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Nov 22 2004 10:29AM
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^haha
Nov 22 2004 10:50AM
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Apple
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hahahaha. Thats really funny. Couldnt you just get a new one for a fraction of that cost?

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Nov 22 2004 10:55AM
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d-loc
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haha yeah just last night my dude was like there are GIANT sponebob's on top of all burger kings. he was like i want one for my wall in my place. it would be fucking sweet



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Lé.Skiing
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i wanna steal one that'd be a sweet thing to have




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Nov 22 2004 10:58AM
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lipen69
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yeah, sponge bob is on my Bk too. i just got the watch... its sweet

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Nov 22 2004 11:16AM
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proZach
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sponge bob is a Porifera.

what an idiot.
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Nov 22 2004 1:15PM
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powder_2_the_people
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dads a pig! that owuld suck soo bad. or it'd actually be kinda cool gettin outtatrouble and not being fucked for jibb sessioning. can u get away wit anything in ur town?



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Nov 22 2004 1:29PM
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AJ_concepts
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i want a giant spongebob!
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