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Cheap Toilet Paper

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Crispy.
Posts: 6127 - Karma: 7,764
You know what I'm talking about, 1 ply. It perplexes me why in the world a place would buy this stuff unless they want to anally torture their bathroom users. I understand it's cheap but my ass hole was literally bleeding this morning. I'd pull up the TP to see a combination of brown and red. And I have to put up with this for another week.

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12 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12845 - Karma: 33,293
pucker up and take it like a man. pussy.
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
1st world problems.
12 years ago
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Crispy.
Posts: 6127 - Karma: 7,764
I forgot to add, it mildly hurts to fart.
12 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
its cheaper but you need to use 700% more. marketing at its finest.
12 years ago
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Gospelfaith
Posts: 51 - Karma: 3
when im off hunting or backpacking and run out of TP, there's nothing i'd love better than some damn 1 ply.
12 years ago
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Crispy.
Posts: 6127 - Karma: 7,764
Leaves actually have some natural moisture to them so i feel like they might glide a bit better.
12 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,963
school toilet paper is the worst shit ever
12 years ago
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
every company i have worked for uses the 1 ply. multimillion dollar companies.
12 years ago
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tcurle
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 5,376
Nicest ski resorts have the shittiest toilet paper too.
Squaw at high camp sells $5 cokes and paper is air thin.
12 years ago
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
toilet paper-

one of the few things in life you can't cop out and buy the shittiest kind
12 years ago
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Kids in Africa have to live with 1 ply their entire life, and you have to use it for a weeks and you're complaining like a little bitch. Suck it up.
12 years ago
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
One ply TP is the devil
12 years ago
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
you use it to wipe your ass. literally, nothing should be on a lower technological level than that, and if you complain you might as well use it to wipe your vagina as well.
one ply is for butts, two ply is for butts and va jay jays
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Only buy the nicest kind
12 years ago
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 12,431
Building maintenance put Charmin ultra in the Alta employee dorm bathroom on christmas.
12 years ago
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Sophistication.
Posts: 665 - Karma: 352
I don't shit unless I'm home or reply really have to go. Then I run in, get as much fuckin 1 ply I can and endure the sandpaper like feeling and pray to god that shit don't break and cause 'The gas station wall paintin shit finger syndrome'
Gotta do what you gotta do in this crazy ass 1st world country of mine.
12 years ago
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norton.
Posts: 940 - Karma: 1,624
i dont understand why workplaces and schools dont just get two ply. is it that much more expensive? red ring of fire during the day doesnt exactly tickle my fancy
12 years ago
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
this so much, i wipe with half a roll per scoop if I'm on that shit.
12 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,874
My friend buys that shit and i complain about it everyday. His family always find the hardest ways to do things.
12 years ago
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