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I hit a girl....

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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
flashback to wednesday night...
got blackout drunk at a friends house with a group of ppl...bounced from that house to another house ( this all what other ppl told me)
then when i got to the other house i drank most of a bottle of fireball, peed outside a couple times than got in an verbal argument with a girl when i was trying to do the dishes (why would any girl get mad at a guy doing dishes...) then i grabbed her shoulders kinda fell over and took her down with me, she feel over too, i got up then tried to pick her up by her hair...and was kicked out of the house, so i grabbed my 40, chugged it all outside, puked it up, took a piss on the lawn then left.

i'm a fucker...so i'm taking a break from binge drinking for awhile....and i guess i was shoving her and shit, but my friends say it was because i was stumbling and tumbling and trying not to fall over.

stll not cool, and now this girl (used to be one of my closest friends) hates me. and it sucks and it's all my fault and i don't remember what the fuck i did....
fuck me.
moral of the story
don't hit girls, or shove them...or try to pick them up by there hair...
don't keep drinking after you get blackout
and don't get blackout ever.


enjoy your summer....
has anyone on here hit a girl? i feel pretty bad for it..not gonna lie..
Jun 23 2013 6:00PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
No.
Jun 23 2013 6:04PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
no.
Jun 23 2013 6:06PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
I haven't hit a girl. Sorry. Pressed the button too soon.
Jun 23 2013 6:07PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
You sound like a tool no offense
Jun 23 2013 6:07PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
I hit a girl and I liked it
Taste of her cherry lipstick
Jun 23 2013 6:08PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
A close friend threw a drink in his GF's face once, Funny looking back on it now
Jun 23 2013 6:12PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
thot someone would say that..or douchebag...or poser...still waiting for those....
i bet i do..but if ya meet me, i'm less toolish than you think
Jun 23 2013 6:14PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,135
Hah. No thanks. I'll keep doin' what I'm doin'.
Jun 23 2013 6:15PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Only when they deserve it, listen to Sean Connery:


Jun 23 2013 6:18PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I know a guy who spit in a girls face then poured his beer on her head.

But when I was like 10 I punched my older sister directly in the nose.
Jun 23 2013 6:18PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
when I was five I hit my sister on the shoulder. She was seven. So no, can't I say I have.

This is one of the reasons why I'm trying to stop drinking, it makes you do dumb shit
Jun 23 2013 6:18PM
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VoodooThursday
Posts: 257 - Karma: 793
shouldve pimp slapped her into a china cabinet like black dynamite
Jun 23 2013 6:21PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Them blackout feels. I've done dumb shit but that tops me by a lot.

Just like you know, apologize and what not.
Jun 23 2013 6:28PM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
i mean i slap a lot of asses but no one seems to get angry about it
Jun 23 2013 6:34PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Depends if she pulled a smackabitch offense
Jun 23 2013 6:39PM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 256
Don't forget dude, everybody makes mistakes. Obviously you had zero intention of hitting her, just attempt to explain it to her and whoever else. It may be challenging, but you'll stride past this all in a matter of weeks!
Jun 23 2013 6:47PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
I broke my girlfriends nose and gave her a concussion .... I also broke my finger on her face.

It was purely accidental, though. I was cooking dinner and she came over to get something from my pocket. Right when she was close to me, I touched a hot pan, then flung my hand away from the pan as fast as possible, resulting in my hand connecting with her face. It made for an interesting trip to the doctor's/hospital; girlfriend is dazed with a battered face while you have a broken finger. Because domestic violence is so high in New Zealand, hospitals usually call the police in circumstances like these. So the police came to make sure everything was alright - that was fucking nerving - Worked out all good, though. Two years later she still guilt trips me with it, ha.
Jun 23 2013 7:24PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
I've poured a beer all over a girls shoes once and when she stepped back i tossed the rest on her face because she only gave me 5 dollars for gas money when she had a 100 dollar bill earlier in the day. I had to call my mom and dad for an emergency 20 dollars to be put in my account so I could give this bitch a ride from Vail to Boulder. It was funny at the time and still funny to me now. That girl was a bitch she deserved it.
Jun 23 2013 7:31PM
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Bogs
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At least you owned up to it and aren't trying to make excuses or blame the alcohol, so respect for that. What's done is done, unfortunately, all you can do at this point is apologize and not let it happen again.
Jun 23 2013 7:33PM
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Willgum
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I hear you, we all do stupid shit when we're drunk
Jun 23 2013 7:38PM
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Deezy
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I don't understand why he can not place partial blame on intoxication. Darky-BlackSmith probably not have placed a finger on this girl if he was sober (or even slightly drunk). Getting blackout drunk is no excuse. However, it is still a factor affecting his actions that night.
Jun 23 2013 7:45PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
He is a cool kid.
Jun 23 2013 7:46PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
No, but we've all done regrettable shit while drunk, just take a breather.
Jun 23 2013 7:54PM
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SurfaceHoar
Posts: 311 - Karma: 240
Good. Probably brought you one step closer to being out of the friendzone.
Jun 23 2013 7:58PM
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Bonzalo
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Sorry pal
Jun 23 2013 8:06PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
We all fuck up

You did pretty badly

Apologize to her and get over it
Jun 23 2013 8:11PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
I hit a girl in grade 8.

this asian bitch in my class came up behind me for no reason and washed my face with snow, so I swung my fist around and popped her in the cheek. didn't know who it was, didn't care afterwards.
Jun 23 2013 8:11PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
It just sounds like a dickish thing to do, mostly. And it's also his fault he got that drunk in the first place.
Jun 23 2013 8:12PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
When I was in fourth grade I was playing knockout at recess with a couple of my friends and when I went to shoot the ball this girl pushed me from behind and I ate shit right into the concrete. When I was younger I was super competitive and got angry a lot, so I stood up really quick and punched the girl in the face as hard as I could. As soon as I did it I knew I fucked up and felt so bad. I'm super happy that she forgave me and we're friends now. But I felt so bad.
Jun 23 2013 8:14PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
the funniest part of this is that you tried to pick her up by the hair, you probably could have played it off as just being stumbly drunk but that really did you in, apologize profusely and give the girl flowers or something, she might even bang you if she likes being treated like crap if you apologize nicely
Jun 23 2013 8:37PM
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RawrRawrRob
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my motto for the rest of summer
Jun 23 2013 8:44PM
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Spinoza
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cool story brah.
Jun 23 2013 9:16PM
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SFB
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kevin ware is dissapointed in you son

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Jun 23 2013 9:48PM
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T.M.O.N.E.Y
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how else would you keep them in line ....
Jun 23 2013 10:05PM
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BigScaryLarry
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things happen when you get blackout. the worst is when people dont like you afterwards and you have no idea why and no one tells you why. this has happened to me. to all my fellow lightwieghts out there: be careful my friends

Jun 23 2013 10:09PM
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skisalot111
Posts: 723 - Karma: 158
bro your all good man, it was just an accident and you were also drunk so blame the booze for your lack of balance.
Jun 23 2013 10:31PM
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GayWolf420
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lol dumbass
Jun 23 2013 10:37PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Well, I'm going to blame the alcohol. We all know Darky don't play like that. The alcohol is 100% to blame.
Jun 24 2013 12:09AM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
In fourth grade I was playing soccer in P.E, kicked the ball as hard as I could and accidentally nailed a girl in the face.
Jun 24 2013 12:20AM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 3,998
this one annoying bitch was pissing me off on the bus, so i swung my foot up and kicked her in the head. It was funny as shit and she hated me but i didnt care.
Jun 24 2013 1:40AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
You fucked up...

Shoulda broke her jaw so she wouldn't tell her side of what happened.
Jun 24 2013 1:59AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
I LOVE hitting girls.




With my dick.

Between their legs.

Feels great.
Jun 24 2013 6:15AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Rookies... Eeerbody knows you can hit a bitch, and the best course of action is always to just give her shaken bitch syndrome and a good yelling at whilst you do so.
Jun 24 2013 7:03AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Cool thread bro.

But yeah if a girl i don't know starts to hit me and shit for no reason, i dont see a problem with KOing that hoe. Jus sayyin'.
Jun 24 2013 7:43AM
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Huck_Norris
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I know two marines who were out drinking and got into it with two random dudes and it ended up a fight- well the other guys' gf's jumped in... All four laid the fuck out haha. I wouldn't feel bad at at all if they jumped in like that. You wanna swing prepare to get swung on lol.
Jun 24 2013 7:50AM
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Shabangarang
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agreed. damn ratchet ass hoe.
Jun 24 2013 8:21AM
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Petey.
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I'd never hit a woman but I'd hit a cunt. You wanna act like a man you'll get treated like a man.
Jun 24 2013 10:39AM
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Petey.
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Jun 24 2013 10:40AM
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cope+
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But juicy j cant...
Jun 24 2013 11:15AM
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2_fadez
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Well Darky, you could always just OJ her and get away with it in court to end the problem for all.
Jun 24 2013 11:23AM
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