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How to get the foriegn exchange

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CHORIZO
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My buddie is having this foreign exchange student coming and staying for a while. Shes from germany and pretty hot. Im trying to think of ways to get her to want to touch my pongis. I think ill grow a hitler stache. Any suggestions?
Jun 23 2013 4:34PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Pee in her butt.
Jun 23 2013 4:39PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,067
I had an Austrian last year. Just tell a bunch of holocaust jokes. Bitches love holocaust jokes
Jun 23 2013 4:43PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
You could either do this, or you could talk to her and get to know her, then get her number then text her, then flirt with her, then hook up with her, then she might touch your pongis... but I would probably go with the peeing in her butt thing.
Jun 23 2013 4:47PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
worst strategy ever, It never works,
Jun 23 2013 4:51PM
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J_MAC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 127
you sure made this thread at the right time cuz boy do i haave some advice for you, having had much personall success in this particular field. But before i can help you...








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Jun 23 2013 5:26PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
1. Compliment her on being the superior race and how you think its bullshit that the germans have to carry the stupid fucking french/spanish/greek on their economic back
2. Praise the german work machine and its engineering prowess
3. Talk about how weinerschnitzels are a great food and pork is awesome and the best
4.????
5. Cover your cock in mustard and tell her to eat your bratwurst
Jun 23 2013 5:35PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Jun 23 2013 5:58PM
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Blake.P
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Genius...
Jun 23 2013 6:21PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Exhibit values you would want in a hot foreign person. Don't be a tool. Then rail her.
Jun 23 2013 6:22PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
D - emonstrate value
E - ngage Physically
N- urturing dependence
N- eglect Emotionally
I- nspire Hope
S- eparate entirely (shouldn't be a problem since she'll be here 9 months or less anyways)


The Dennis System, full proof
Jun 23 2013 6:30PM
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daannnnieel
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Take off your pants and cry.



Works every time.
Jun 23 2013 6:32PM
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