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How I Treat Women

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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
When I first meet a bitch I think I wanna bang, I smack the ho in the face...that way, later on, she can't say that I don't treat her like I used to. Shut up bitch, go wait in the car bitch.

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
Jun 29 2002 1:33AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
FUCK DUDE I TYPED A WHOLE MESSAGE AND IT DIDN'T POST IT.......TO SHORTEN IT UP I TALKED SHIT TO EVERYONE AND IM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH GORILLAS THAT FUCK AND BITE. NOW IF YOU WANT TO EITHER TAKE OVER THE WORLD, OR JSUT SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER APPOINTMENT WITH DARRYL'S MOMMY, JUST MESSAGE ME

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jul 4 2002 6:38AM
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Drail
Posts: 14044 - Karma: 10,316
your days on this planet are short.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

googoo271 - 'dude i met this guy in whistler who knows him pretty well...so sick' (about Simon Dumont)
Jul 4 2002 3:34PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
I had to bring back this thread, its a classic.


Schwags Whats your deal with Fat girls anyway? - Lindsey
Jul 9 2002 10:36PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
i hate people with no sense of humor.

~Tom
Jul 10 2002 2:48AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
i get bitches
to make my sandwiches
and scratch my ass
when it itches
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this.'
-Albert Einstein
'My First Impression of the U.S.A.', 1921
Jul 11 2002 12:14PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 10
what a great post
Jul 11 2002 1:00PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Thank you Ryan



'Why should I wave to them? They're Canadians! They should feel blessed that an American cut in front of them.'
Jul 11 2002 6:17PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
this one is for the newbs.
Jul 30 2004 5:54PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
you dreamer!

Jul 30 2004 6:07PM
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jcm8
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 16
hahahaha

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' - Tanner hall
Jul 30 2004 6:28PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
holy shit, all the posts until faggot lj5 brought this back are from 2002





Joke Of The Week

Why did the blonds belly button hurt in the morning?

Because her boyfriend was blond too.
Jul 30 2004 6:46PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
What actually constitutes a newb? And wouldn't you fall into that category?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jul 30 2004 7:06PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,145
^No. He was banned and is back with a new name. he was previously affectionately known to all as 'fagjibber'. I thought everyone knew that?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 30 2004 7:08PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
why did fagjib bring a 2 year old thread back??




patj
Jul 30 2004 8:04PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
What alpentalik said sounds like something that would come from the Chapelle Show

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:
'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
Jul 30 2004 8:38PM
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