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How I Treat Women

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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
When I first meet a bitch I think I wanna bang, I smack the ho in the face...that way, later on, she can't say that I don't treat her like I used to. Shut up bitch, go wait in the car bitch.

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
Jun 29 2002 1:33AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
that has to be the best way of treating a chick i have ever heard of... i must say your quality of posts tonight is far better than your usual... kepe it up. fuck all the little bitches who say otherwise.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
Jun 29 2002 1:47AM
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
what would possess you to post something like this??? if i lived where you lived, and knew who you are, i'd come over and kick your ass...even if i ended up getting my ass kicked, it's the thought that counts....dont disrespect people like that
Jun 29 2002 1:48AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
you lost your privilage to talk - you'll get it back once you learn to respect people cooler than you.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
Jun 29 2002 1:56AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
I really really hope that you're not serious. If you are, I pity anyone that is unfortunate enough to be in a relationship with you.
* Caution- signature under construction *
Jun 29 2002 1:59AM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha

thats all i have to say for the last comment


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 29 2002 2:01AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
I second what Sarah said.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 29 2002 6:01AM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
HAHAHAHa thats an awsome post! Why didnt I ever think of that. Bitches always be up on the nizzels but theys never being smacked upside the head! Next time, she's getting byotched slapped in the face
Jun 29 2002 11:13AM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
hahahaha, yeah Kunz!


'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.
Jun 29 2002 2:19PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
if i ever meet you, your gonna have a huge hole in your head faggot! respect the ladies man.
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Jun 29 2002 9:01PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
haha, that's funny to think about like you don't treat me the way you used to. But i agree w/ some of the others, that's pretty sad if this is truly the way you treat girl and that they accept it.


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jun 29 2002 11:03PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
i agree kristen....
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~Hot Tamalia :o)
Jun 29 2002 11:08PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
hahahah hes kidding , and its funny
Jun 29 2002 11:47PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
people have no sense of humor these days
Jun 30 2002 1:43AM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
Shut up pocket fuck
Jun 30 2002 5:04AM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
haha, you all wish could know alpentalik, this kid would make your balls fall off in laughter son. and again...shut up pocket fuck..or ill underflip your ass
Jun 30 2002 5:06AM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
Word DKR.....Fuck off Pocket Pool.
Anyone who knows alpentalik knows he's a good guy. He's just a random mother fucker who says some off the wall shit.

LoKash...The other white meat. -LoKash
Jun 30 2002 5:08AM
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gateskate
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
i hate it when they say you cant hit chicks. if a lady starts hitting me, your damn right if i'll slit her stomach open and let her inards run wild..
semin in my heart tonight.
Jun 30 2002 11:19AM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
oh dear, i love my little erich. He's probably the funniest kid on this site, well, except for Lokash.

And, yes, he's just playin. The truth is, he's a real ladies man. I've seen him in action.

word up to the Eazy-E, Erich Kunz

'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.
Jun 30 2002 2:56PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Ask anyone that knows me.. I laugh at everything. However, I didn't laugh at that. It doesn't mean that I don't have a sense of humour. I don't find violence of any kind funny. Men shouldn't beat up on women, and the same thing goes for women beating on men. It's just not right.


~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
Jun 30 2002 4:21PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
how could one post be so funny, i can't believe you guys think he's serious. Take a joke. And the remark about pocket rocket, pocket fuck, now that is a good one, and i'll never look at those skis or that guy the same way again, hahah, funny stuff.


if i gave a shit, you would smell it.
Jun 30 2002 5:04PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
hahahaha..omg hes gonna hurt someone maybe we should alert the authorities.



remember yesterday.live for today.plan for tommorrow.
-686 enterprises

Jun 30 2002 5:07PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Score Summary:
ME - 1
YOU - 0

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
Jun 30 2002 5:32PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
It doesn't matter if he was serious or not. Some of us just don't find jokes about that to be funny.


~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
Jun 30 2002 6:23PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
so dont read the post



where does all the white go when the snow melts?
Jun 30 2002 6:52PM
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ProHo
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
I happen to like it when guys hit me.
It turns me on.
And nothing gets me off more than when they take out their leather whips...
And all i really want is for someone to take a dump on my chest.
Jun 30 2002 9:35PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Hey ProHo...what's your home address and phone number?

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
Jun 30 2002 9:39PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
hahah fucking eric, If anyone wants to kick his ass i know where he lives
Jun 30 2002 9:45PM
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ProHo
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
i don't really have a home because i get around so much so i don't need a house of my own.
but if you want to get down, give me a call at
604-923-4629.
Jun 30 2002 10:06PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Haha, I thought so! Ill take a dump and throw up on your chest! Finally! My soul mate!

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
Jun 30 2002 10:08PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
oh man pocket. say more stuff to alpental. i wanna see jeffy underflip you.

annnd thats some funny shit alpental. even if it is real, its still funny.
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I mean, come on people.
You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
Jun 30 2002 10:18PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
alright, enough is enough, i have to call it quits when people get off talkin about puking on each other and taking dumps on girls chests, there are some things ya just shouldn't say, and those two things, should not of been said, man, that ruined a good forum post too.


if i gave a shit, you would smell it.
Jun 30 2002 10:19PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Sorry, but it sure felt good.

'''Sorry' doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my mouth does it Carl?''
Jun 30 2002 10:28PM
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RustyPlanks
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
First of all... CAN I GET IN ON THIS ACTION... Second...madontarian...shouldn't I smell shit cause your sig says that if you gave a shit I would smell it, obviously you gave a shit about this post so... all I want to say is don't try to be such a bad ass.

If you use your 'IMAGINATION' anything is possible squidward.
Jun 30 2002 11:36PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
i thought the fisrt post was funny.... *hangs her head in shame* i'm a terrible girl, aren't i. :(



I'm going to live forever or die trying.

Jun 30 2002 11:45PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Alpentalik's back and he's in rare form

At least the bitch knows what shes getting into




I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
Jul 1 2002 4:48AM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
sorry bro, my signature is just a quote i thought was funny, i didn't really think it was supposed to be taken seriously, nothin else on these forums are, just look at this post.


if i gave a shit, you would smell it.
Jul 1 2002 1:28PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
HEY pro ho! that is my phone number. FOCKER.
I don't like little boys damit. your going down.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 1 2002 5:40PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
uhoh youve upset the great one


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 1 2002 5:50PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
I smell what yoiu're steppppin in.

and it's 932. ha. sex line.

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time is running out.
Jul 2 2002 5:15AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
yes I love his beat-boxing.....

I'm gonna put a curse on you, all of your children will be born completely naked!

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jul 2 2002 4:37PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
His turn table skills are excellent


Black house, pink shutters.
Jul 2 2002 7:23PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
mine are better. boo ya.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jul 2 2002 11:59PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
why don't you move along.. you're retarted like a 3 legged giraffe... do you know who Jimi is?

You have to forget about what other people say, when your supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving.
You have to forget about all these things. You have to be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.'
-Jimi Hendrix

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jul 3 2002 12:07AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
i have to say i sorta agree w/ gateskate. To a certain point. I guess what i'm saying is that if a girl hits a guy, it's only fair if he gets to hit her back w/ the same amount of force. an Eye for an Eye. A person shouldn't just expect to be able to hit someone and not get smacked back. That's just stupid.


Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
Jul 3 2002 2:03AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
yea, dave that's not your number, she altered it a bit...

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'
Homer: 'Or die trying!'
Jul 3 2002 2:11PM
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
i dont see how complaining about this posts requires someone to 'underflip my ass'....especially considering that i can underflip....that was the worst attempt at making fun of me yet..you guys are really running out of insults (and just to verify...stuff like 'you are a faggot bitch, i heard you're a frootbooting whore, go shove your nordic skis up your ass...whore' isnt even an insult...i got that message from some guy who has like 3 posts...and ive never heard of him before in my life......and second point....nordic ski jump skis are as far away from frootboots as you can get!)
Jul 3 2002 5:11PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Go stick your nordic skis up your ass, I think it would help out your dad...hes getting tired of fucking you in the ass.


Black house, pink shutters.
Jul 3 2002 6:28PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
yea I know darryl..... lol. it is close though.
hmm.
are you coming here?? call me or something in....

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 3 2002 8:32PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Wicked...
---Live for Today---
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Jul 3 2002 9:59PM
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Guest
Posts: 0 - Karma: 0
yea, i guess i never thought about it. but it all makes sense now. treat them like shit...that why they can say you've gotten sweeter when you don't make both their eyes black. :D.......

oh yea, i wanted to say this. FUCK YOU GUYS! LEAVE POCKET FUCK ALONE! ALTHOUGH HE IS TALKING SHIT......ITS TO DARRYL AND HIS FRIENDS......HAHAHAHAAHAHA FAGGOTS!........AND FUCK YOU TOO POCKET FUCK! FUCK THE POLICE! FUCK THE GOVERNMENT! FUCK THE WORLD! AND DAMN THE MOTHA FUCKIN MAN! IM TAKING OVER THIS BITCH! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE YOU SLUTS! ALL OF YOU...YOU'LL BE MY BITCHES AND IM GONNA USE FUCKIN GORILLAS TO GET YOU MOTHER FUCKERS. YOU ALL WILL PERISH WHEN YOU FEEL THE WRATH OR THE GORILLA TROOPERS. THEY FUCKIN FUCK AND SHIT AND FUCKIN BITE......THEY'RE VISHIOUS I TELL YA!......PUSSYS HAHAHA....IF YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME OR JUST WANT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT WITH DARRYL'S MOM, JUST MESSAGE ME.
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