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The top ten reasons why it sucks to be a dick

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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.



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Nov 21 2004 10:25PM
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Yougotserved
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
Tee Hee Hee, that made me giggle.
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Chiggah Represent
Nov 21 2004 10:26PM
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joeengel
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that was possibly the worst thread i have read in about 3.5 months. you should definatly never post anything along those lines again ... thank you




drink hard and die young

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toss your salad outta here
Nov 21 2004 10:42PM
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freesik1620
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^^dude shut the fuck up! that was awsome kdl, i got a good laugh out of it!
Nov 21 2004 10:44PM
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freeski1620
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*kld, wow, that was weird it loged me in under a different name! weird! sporks! arm yourselves, they are coming!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 21 2004 10:45PM
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Jaskittin
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^^^, You must not have a penis then





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Nov 21 2004 10:48PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
never gets a haircut? Mine gets a haircut all the time.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
Nov 21 2004 10:49PM
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Jaskittin
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Mine has a raging afro





Steezy Minority #1
Nov 21 2004 10:51PM
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Yougotserved
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
im putting mine in a ponytail
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Chiggah Represent
Nov 21 2004 10:55PM
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Ski-hobo
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dumb list


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Nov 21 2004 10:59PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
^ haha...ya but ohh so entertaining
Nov 21 2004 11:34PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 11:35PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
^its so old man, this is from like 3 years ago
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 21 2004 11:36PM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
its funny none the less
Nov 22 2004 1:44AM
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d-loc
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^^your pretty old too dg101... what like 16 years now, damn ur old and boring



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 22 2004 9:27AM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
it doesnt get any worse than dloc... man whats that icon like your dads face before he sprays jizz all over your moms tits
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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Nov 22 2004 5:38PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
ooooo! making fun the icon i like your style
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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
Nov 22 2004 5:43PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
this is great... got me to laugh
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Nov 22 2004 5:43PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
this is great... got me to laugh
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Nov 22 2004 5:44PM
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