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OFFICIAL POWDER SKIER CALLOUT THREAD

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JerryBarnJibber
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Ok so iv'e been seeing all these powder skiing edits lately, and they are really starting to get to me. Like they get more credit for skiing down a fucking ungroomed hill? big woop. Skiing park comes with way more risks.... sliding down a metal pole is so much more ballsy, and not to mention falling on a booter is like landing on concrete in a way haha. So I think all you little powder skiers should grow a pair and move to the park where every skier should be! And I know all you guys will agree with me because that is what NS is for. PARK NOT POWDER

12 years ago
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Steezy_P
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Don't mind the gap

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Brule.
Posts: 3981 - Karma: 6,682
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This is at my home mountain in New York. It's not like I have access to The Slides at Whiteface 24/7.



P.S. These are The Slides.
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
NO one would care if OP died right now.


sincerely fuck you,


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12 years ago
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
In this instance the gap is totally acceptable, because it allows you to show off just how much snow got blown into your face on the last run. Om nom nom.
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Drail
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how is this thread 4 pages? and why on earth did I actually read it?
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Jesse.White
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Brule.
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Well if you say skiing park has way more risks than skiing powder, then let's see a video of you skiing park, and all of the other things you boast about doing. IRL you're probably a gaper.
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robotdna
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I've never ever found someone that hates powder. I'm honestly surprised. Wow.
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Brule.
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Me waiting on OP.

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iH8pow
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 8,447
nothing wrong with powder. it's just the people who only will ski powder who are missing out. Oh well, better them sitting at home playing halo and smoking pot all day when there's no powder than them taking up room in the park
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Clameltoe
Posts: 108 - Karma: 248
No your actually annoying. Seems like everyone in the park nowadays is a pro, and for what? Ya it's cool to progress and become better but I think park skiing is getting kinda old. That being said I do like park I just need a break from it everyone and a while so I go hike fresh untracked areas.
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Brule.
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Skiing "illegal" glades is the way to go nowadayze. Even my dad knows his way around the unmarked trails at Gore Mountain, NY and he has taught me his ways. The only bad side is getting lost in the out-of-bounds area on the mountain and you have to get rescued at night and stuff. That's why I do in-bound skiing on unmarked trails. Anyone like me who skis Gore on a regular basis should at least know about Snoopy Chute. The only thing that can stop you in-bounds is Ski Patrol.
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GayWolf420
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AnthonyWalsh
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JerryBarnJibberI don't even know what a fucking troll is? In the country of North America we have a right to have an opinion? so that means I can say whatever I want. I don't like powder skiers. so what? If you have nothing good to say why bother speak? god damn our world is one fucked up place.
the country of north america
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
What the fuck did i just read, OP is a sidesnack
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Fucking tourist


You're the kind of kid I lead into the woods for a safety meeting and bury in a fucking tree well you ignorant little shit-eating prick I will fucking destroy you. I'm flying standby right now I'm about to change my flight to Ontario and seek you out and destroy you you fucking bag of dicks.
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HAMNATION
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https://www.facebook.com/mike.ham.12/videos/10208676174878613/
because this sucked
9 years ago
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HAMNATION
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/810803/yo-couch
2nd try
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
Bodhisattva_Fucking tourist


You're the kind of kid I lead into the woods for a safety meeting and bury in a fucking tree well you ignorant little shit-eating prick I will fucking destroy you. I'm flying standby right now I'm about to change my flight to Ontario and seek you out and destroy you you fucking bag of dicks.


HAHAHAHAHA*warning* fucking cock seeking nuclear missile inbound
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Gryllz
Posts: 483 - Karma: 1,204
Bodhisattva_Fucking tourist


You're the kind of kid I lead into the woods for a safety meeting and bury in a fucking tree well you ignorant little shit-eating prick I will fucking destroy you. I'm flying standby right now I'm about to change my flight to Ontario and seek you out and destroy you you fucking bag of dicks.


HAHAHAHAHA*warning* fucking cock seeking nuclear missile inbound
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