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Are these Fixable (Epic Planks)

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Jimmy_donnz
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These are my Epic Planks... they are really beat up and I don't have the receipt for the skis.

DO you guys think these are fixable??

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12 years ago
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SkiJay.
Posts: 1550 - Karma: 653
il take a seat right here
12 years ago
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
I like how the picture is erroring out now to. OP is right up there with that gunther kid who was stealing skis and snowboards; AND worked at a shop to boot...
12 years ago
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BobDylan
Posts: 60 - Karma: 40
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12 years ago
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DannyArnold
Posts: 247 - Karma: 366
Class and Style Since Day ONE. keeping it real
12 years ago
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
wait so im a little bit confused about how he is scamming?

From what i am gathering he accuired a beat up pair of planks from a team member and then tried to get new ones. is that correct?
12 years ago
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aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163
Kinda, but first he sent epic planks an email claiming that he had saved ALL his money to get a new pair of epic's skis and they broke, so if he could get new ones it would be awesome, then they figured that Zahner had sold him his old unreleased skis for a deal and he was trying to refund them. So, it was a dick move hoping that epic planks would send him a completely new pair by claiming he had broken his, which were actually Zahner's

Did I do a good job with that?
12 years ago
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Buttepacker
Posts: 24 - Karma: 32
Sho nuff.
12 years ago
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,464
OP:
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12 years ago
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
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12 years ago
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StuckInOhio
Posts: 539 - Karma: 223
and of course he's from jersey.
12 years ago
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
haha this
12 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,733
bahahaha this was legendary. epic planks taking shits on them scammers
12 years ago
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
ooohhhh thanks
12 years ago
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snowfinder
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 34,903
got caught and removed pics.
12 years ago
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
I was thinking the same thing.. Came in here a bit late and there wasn't a picture anymore! haha
12 years ago
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That_One_Dude
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 760
wow threads
12 years ago
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
i saw this like yesterday and just now realized that it says fixable, not flexable
12 years ago
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
And your from fucking Ohio....

But I met this kid at Hunter. Haha.
12 years ago
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skeeeze
Posts: 9 - Karma: 41
epic planks aint stupid, you dumb fucker
12 years ago
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KennyD
Posts: 264 - Karma: 537
lol karma's a bitch
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12 years ago
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m-ruta
Posts: 160 - Karma: 168
Nicely done guys, haha.
12 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
justice has been served
12 years ago
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,821
Well now my state, New Jersey, slowly but surely gets an even worse rep....


12 years ago
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VanMelle
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 1,141
haha this thread cracked me up.

Epic Planks are a super sick group of chill guys and very up and coming. I know the owners personally and they will do anything to help out those who deserve it while repping their company.

Dont hesitate to buy their skis
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
Guess who is buying Epic Planks this coming season? This guy,looking forward to repping their product...
12 years ago
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
hahaha how old are they?

some resort asks them to stop cussing and they of course beging to cuss more.
12 years ago
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Otherside
Posts: 305 - Karma: 93
Honestly, this thread made me want to buy from EP
12 years ago
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Tribal_Seeds
Posts: 50 - Karma: 8
Well...This just became great advertisement for Epic Planks.
12 years ago
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keimel
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 2,250
If you won alot of comps on them like you say you did in the email why don't you just get sponsored and get free skis? Instead of stealing sizzlas.
12 years ago
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Hehehe
12 years ago
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Buttepacker
Posts: 24 - Karma: 32
Haha we were laughing about this last night. Negative thread > takeover, who knew!
12 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
This is the worst suck up email I have ever read.
12 years ago
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Ghini
Posts: 2267 - Karma: 3,057
I love NS and its contributors..
12 years ago
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
You fucked up Jimmy, fucked up real bad..
12 years ago
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FreezerKid
Posts: 744 - Karma: 274
that kids a proper piece of shit looked at his instagram and did the same shit to line, even though he rich as fuck (bought a brand new CFR-150)
12 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
haha the comments section is hilarious. Sort of leading the argument for involuntary euthanasia...
12 years ago
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
"I won a lot of comps on them"...... yea okay there jimmy..
12 years ago
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Skroob
Posts: 266 - Karma: 69
Epoxy=yes.  Gorilla glue expands so it will only work if you don't care about a half inch raised piece of your ski.
12 years ago
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975
Deep down inside OP is really a gaper. Stealing from a big ski brand? You're a lowlife.. But stealing from a small ski brand that makes sick skis and is honestly working on their quality? Thats terrible
12 years ago
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
I'm mad that I already had this guy at 0/10 so I couldn't get the satisfaction of draining his karma further while letting out a maniacal laugh.
12 years ago
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Pretzel___Slaya
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 190
Learn to read the thread, gtfo
12 years ago
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
you dont have to be a rich piece of shit to afford a $4000 dirt bike.
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
You just need $100 cash and a driver's license!!!!! BAD CREDIT?!?! NO CREDIT!?!??!? NO PROBLEM!!!!!1

WE FINANCE EVERYONE!!!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!!!!
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
HEY HEY HEY. Bill Me Later helped me buy things no other online credit provider would!
12 years ago
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Session
Posts: 5408 - Karma: 22,545
Scammer ownage aside. I'm not sure how pics of ski's delaming with blown out edges makes anyone actually want to buys ski's from Epic Planks.
12 years ago
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
This is the post I've been waiting for.
12 years ago
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bandrews
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"There are a few pairs floating around from protoyping and testing different materials, etc., but nothing with those graphics of production quality....."
12 years ago
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
it's a little something called customer service
12 years ago
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9243 - Karma: 5,678
i mean, they're skis. if the user was shredding in NJ and doing park i totally understand how they're dead.
12 years ago
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