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So my best friend is getting married

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Anathema
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proposed yesterday. success.

feed me ideas. i've never even been to a wedding before.
Jun 13 2013 4:43PM
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roddy116
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look classy when you're there.

acquire females in multiple number

???

profit.
Jun 13 2013 4:44PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Fuck until your dick stops working.
Jun 13 2013 4:44PM
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Huck_Norris
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Oh man, who's going to be the big spoon now?!???



+++vibes+++
Jun 13 2013 4:45PM
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steezy69
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take him to vegas, bring his fiance's sketchy brother, get super blackout/drugged up drunk, leave him on the roof of your hotel, wake up and spend the day wondering where he is, remember he is on the roof, take his sunburned crispy ass to the altar with minutes to spare. then get equally drunk at the reception
Jun 13 2013 4:52PM
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GayWolf420
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Get really fucking plastered. I mean hasslehoff shit canned.
Jun 13 2013 4:54PM
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90053
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pee in her/his butt
Jun 13 2013 4:55PM
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Peter.
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take advantage of the open bar, and bang one of his hot relatives or his bride's hot relatives
Jun 13 2013 4:56PM
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RubberSoul
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weddings are the most powerful natural aphrodisiac for women so you gotta

make sure you look amazing in your suit
get super drunk but keep it together
be sentimental
give an amazing speech
dance like a pro

and youre pretty much in
Jun 13 2013 5:44PM
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Spinoza
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You gonna be best man? Best man get the most poon at the wedding , it's in the bible
Jun 13 2013 6:36PM
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t-roy
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someone should totally make a movie with this plot. it sounds hilarious.
Jun 13 2013 6:51PM
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hendriab
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my hombre just got married. those are all bomb suggestions. also, be extra nice to the brides mom, and just be super helpful on the day of the wedding, to like set up and shit. everyone is so tightly wound, and if you show up like a boss and play it cool and just provide help to everyone, you will have the pick of the litter my friend.
Jun 13 2013 8:18PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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definitely get an amazing speech prepared and don't get so shit housed that you fuck the speech up. if you give an awesome best man speech, look good in a suit, and can dance your ass off (not even necessarily good), you're pretty much guaranteed to get some strange that night. everyone fucks after wedding receptions.
Jun 13 2013 8:24PM
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louie.mirags
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Wedding's are so fun.. my advice is to not worry so much about a date if that is an option and wait for the chicks at the wedding.. something gets into girls at weddings and it's not just the alcohol.. they are feisty and def if you're in the wedding party you will slay some box that night..
Jun 13 2013 8:24PM
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Fun_dip
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Are you the best man or a groomsman?
Jun 13 2013 8:25PM
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Anathema
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time will tell. there's two of us in the running. that's what happens when.... YOURE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE
Jun 13 2013 8:28PM
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Fun_dip
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haha goodluck to you, that is if you want to be chosen.
Jun 13 2013 8:32PM
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whoa-dere
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pics of fiancee?
Jun 13 2013 8:34PM
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Dingo69
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This thread makes me wanna watch wedding crashers
Jun 13 2013 8:38PM
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Zhik
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PI IN WIFE BUTTHOL
Jun 13 2013 11:29PM
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steezy69
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hey your right! i bet it would be really funny! then the producers could force out two more that try and be equally as funny with similar plot lines and even tho they suck, they'll still make money
Jun 17 2013 11:20AM
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freestyler540
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All my good friends fell off the face of the earth when they get married.
Jun 17 2013 12:19PM
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