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"Naked Man in San Francisco Subway Alternates Between Fighting People and Doing Gymnastics"

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rockersteez
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http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/06/naked-man-san-francisco-bart-subway-video.html
Jun 11 2013 3:56PM
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alex=
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Is Cali a concealed carry state?

Where I live no doubt some vigilante would've shot him
Jun 11 2013 4:01PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jun 11 2013 4:02PM
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GrabsForFun
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What... I don´t even know haha
Jun 11 2013 4:10PM
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90053
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bahahahaha
Jun 11 2013 4:15PM
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Kirsakid
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What I don't get is why nobody knocked him the fuck out. If he's going after and physically harassing women I expect some guy to step up and either restrain the crazy guy or drop him, I know I would.
Jun 11 2013 4:18PM
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nagger
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america is sounding more like eastern europe all the time
Jun 11 2013 4:19PM
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Drugs.
Jun 11 2013 4:20PM
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987321654hgfd
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wut
Jun 11 2013 4:22PM
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rockersteez
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More afterbang than Wallisch could dream of
Jun 11 2013 4:22PM
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90053
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you don't want to jump into situations like that, he could've been hiding a gun or a knife....
Jun 11 2013 4:22PM
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PacificRimJob
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As somebody who used to get off at this station every other day...


...this is far from the weirdest shit that I've seen happen in a Bart station. Can't say I'm surprised.


A few years back, some dudes jumped on top of one of the trains at an Oakland station, wearing full cowboy gear, and were having a fist fight... and they were only wearing banana hammock thongs under their assless chaps.

Another time, at the Pittsburg bart station, some dudes brought a scanner or a printer or something into the lobby, threw it on the ground, and started beating the shit out of it with a baseball bat... basically re-creating the scene from Office space... while one dude just stood there with a boom box playing the song from the scene. They then just walked away like nothing happened and left that shit there in pieces.
Jun 11 2013 4:22PM
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J-Neal
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uhhhh
Jun 11 2013 4:27PM
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SSteezle
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that video was far weirder than both of those instances....
Jun 11 2013 4:29PM
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alex=
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in the south we have a bunch of gun-toting retards that believe the NRA is Jesus' gift to earth
Jun 11 2013 4:30PM
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PacificRimJob
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Perhaps, but you really should have seen the fist fight on top of the bart train. I couldn't believe that.
Jun 11 2013 4:31PM
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7-3instacall
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Dude looked pretty strong.. and is good at gymnastics.. doesnt really mean anything but kinda makes him look more intimidating.. lets you know if you wanna runaway you probably wont be able
and then there the fact that if hes on drugs. He wont feel what ya do to him and is kinda stronger and faster
Jun 11 2013 4:32PM
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PacificRimJob
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Yeah, that guy's like naked kung fu afroman... That's intimidating as FUK.
Jun 11 2013 4:35PM
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powderhound100
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Wonder if there were other angles, ie other people filming, wonder what happened next.

Jun 11 2013 4:36PM
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PacificRimJob
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Also, I liked at about 2:30 when the cyclist just kicked him in the ass haha.
Jun 11 2013 4:41PM
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JWeinstock
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well that was weird. any follow up story?
Jun 11 2013 4:45PM
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Kirsakid
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I understand that and he probably can kick my ass easily but if he was attacking and/or harassing a female I definitely would have stepped in. The thing is nowadays too many people see stuff like this happening and say someone else more qualified will deal with it but if everybody standing around or walking by stepped in he could have been restrained easily.
Jun 11 2013 4:53PM
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Tinga
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haha
Jun 11 2013 4:55PM
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PacificRimJob
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My guess is he was on PCP...

I hear he ran down the subway tunnel... as in... just took off into the abyss...

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Jun 11 2013 5:12PM
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PacificRimJob
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Also, if I'm not mistaken, this is the same station where the elevator stopped working due to human feces... homeless were apparently turning it into a human manure collection site... the thing was actually clogged with poop...


Jun 11 2013 5:18PM
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PacificRimJob
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Turned out to just be Reggie Watts having an actual, real life, fuck shit stack..

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Jun 11 2013 5:21PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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well color me impressed. i can't do the splits.
Jun 11 2013 5:29PM
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90053
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hahaha
Jun 11 2013 5:30PM
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PacificRimJob
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I'm definitely going to have to remember to wear a full body condom if I ever stop off at 16th st. again. Dude's man junk was all over the place from his doing the splits.

I mean same goes for most public spots, but 16th is far and away the worst bart station.
Jun 11 2013 5:36PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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so thats what that looks like.....

Jun 11 2013 5:37PM
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PacificRimJob
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He backflipped, then got arrested. *NSFW


Jun 14 2013 10:04AM
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90053
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he was probably tripping major ballsack..
Jun 14 2013 10:20AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Everyone calm down, let me explain myself
Jun 14 2013 1:51PM
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GayWolf420
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inb4 police brutality debate.



But was that krob?
Jun 14 2013 2:12PM
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rockersteez
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Lol, I told him to stop smokin that sherm
Jun 14 2013 3:54PM
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PacificRimJob
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That's less because of 'little saigon' and more because it's right next to the damn tenderloin... which is a pretty fucking weird part of the city.

I always see some of the weirdest shit in Balboa Park/Outer Mission though. Never a dull moment there.


Jun 14 2013 4:20PM
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Dub_Digital
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prolly has stds from rolling on that floor
Jun 14 2013 4:53PM
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MNS
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Ok, easy there Internet tough guy. Everyone knows your type..
Jun 14 2013 8:06PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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*the floor probably got stds from him rolling around on it.
Jun 14 2013 8:12PM
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PacificRimJob
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The floor probably got pregnant and is now going to have to raise a baby floor without a father...

Jun 14 2013 8:52PM
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PJS.
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greatest thing my eyes have witnessed today
Jun 14 2013 9:18PM
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MNS
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swinging a hammer
Jun 14 2013 10:29PM
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JAHpow
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Haha drugs
Jun 14 2013 10:40PM
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Ribss.
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I would not want to be in the Bart sub tunnels on PcP. Fuck that.
Jun 14 2013 11:25PM
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DIX~
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Lol that guy is pretty big and probably knew how to fight. I sure wouldn't fuck with him. I don't think anybody would have tried to take him unarmed
Jun 14 2013 11:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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made my day
Jun 15 2013 12:16AM
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NinetyFour
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Yeah, the only real shot someone might have had would have been run up, and suckerpunch him from behind. But first of all, he has that massive fro... and I'd be freaked out if he swung around and knocked me out with his meat hammer.
Jun 15 2013 12:19AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I love how that one girl is crying hysterically because a naked man walked towards her. What a pussy.
Jun 15 2013 12:31AM
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Otherside
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Bart is fucking weird. For some reason whenever i take which is not too often there is always a fight on it. Then again when i take it its at like 1 in the morning.
Jun 15 2013 12:36AM
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deleted5
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He legitimately tried to punch her in the face a few times, and possibly did I couldn't see it on camera.
Jun 15 2013 12:37AM
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EricCartman
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The Old Rape and Run, classic. dudes got some crazy moves, what was he on?
Jun 15 2013 1:09AM
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