It's a complicated procedure, but involves a few basic things. Acquire the following and report back:
One baby seahorse, no more than 4 weeks old
Two Australian coconuts (have to be from Australia)
Four ounces of Labrador-Leafy-Red-Tundra Lichen, found only in Greenland
The scalp of an Eskimo child
Fifteen Irish Wolfhound tales
Good luck. It's really quite simple.