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TIM TEBOW =NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT

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Byron_tha_gr8
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but wtf does this mean? brady has 2-3 years left, then is tebow belichick's new golden boy?
Jun 10 2013 5:28PM
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roddy116
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tim tebow is just a huge publicity stunt for teams, hes not very good and the only reason people want him is because of his silly touchdown celebration thing he does.
Jun 10 2013 5:30PM
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.frenchy
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Yeah, what the hell?
Jun 10 2013 5:30PM
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1337
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Posted this in the NFL 2013/14 thread, but the only positions I would allow him to play are:

-Right Benchwarmer
-Left out
-Field Goal Tee-r (actually makes sense since any fakes can be tossed by someone. although i dont trust him at all)
-Belichick's personal bitch
Jun 10 2013 5:31PM
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Spinoza
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Jun 10 2013 5:33PM
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scratchproteen
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I don't see the point in this, is it to smite the Jets?

First, Belichick doesn't take Brady off the field even when they are up by 40 points...and they don't pay Tom Brady to take a couple plays off to run a wildcat formation with Tebow....and didn't they draft Ryan Mallet to take over after Brady...he will have 3 years learning from Brady before he gets to start.


If he gets any playing time at all it will be at running back.
Jun 10 2013 5:33PM
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johnnyBuz
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No dickhead, Ryan Mallet is the backup QB. Tebow will be converted to some other position like H-back.
Jun 10 2013 5:34PM
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CrotchKiller
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because baseball sucks even worse then football....
Jun 10 2013 5:34PM
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Spinoza
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the jets take care of that themselves
Jun 10 2013 5:34PM
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Spinoza
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chocolate cake sucks even worse than iced cream sundaes


^ an equivalent analogy
Jun 10 2013 5:35PM
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YoungChristmas
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Belichick wouldn't have signed him if he didn't have a place for him. No doubt in my mind that the Pats will use him to help their offense.
Jun 10 2013 5:38PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Im kind of perplexed myself. Mallet looks like hes still on track to be the future qb, and brady hardly gets injured or pulled as it is. Maybe it really is to spite the jets, but belichick usually seems to not let emotions make his decisions, for fucks sake he let wes welker walk. Really wondering what motivated this move.
Jun 10 2013 5:41PM
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Belicheck knows what he's doing, he's probably going to put Tebow on special teams and have him be 3rd string quarterback maybe fullback in blowouts
Jun 10 2013 5:47PM
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SkiThe603
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I don't give a fuck about Belicheck, for once Robert Kraft should've put his foot down and said no.
Jun 10 2013 5:54PM
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.Rybak.
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Football is a shitty sport/thread
Jun 10 2013 6:11PM
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CrotchKiller
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not at all.

Maybe for you.

I don't like football and I really don't like baseball.
Jun 10 2013 6:12PM
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TheMajesticLife
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Im really excited about this, all shit talking aside, the guy is a hell of a athlete.
Jun 10 2013 6:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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Most radical tale, brah!
Jun 10 2013 6:14PM
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t_rob
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CBS thinks he'll be playing tight tend.

And it's not like there will be any controversy like in NY about who the quarterback is.
Jun 10 2013 6:15PM
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CrotchKiller
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indeed
Jun 10 2013 6:15PM
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t-roy
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i recently read that football games consist of about 10 minutes of actual play time.

if i had a program that could stitch together football games into almost continuous plays, then i'd probably be able to pay attention...til half time.
Jun 10 2013 6:17PM
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scratchproteen
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You know, the NFL could be behind this in general.....think about it, people love Tebow...people love this guy when he is leading the broncos to the playoffs....people love to see this guy reach ultimate lows in the matter of a year....he was fading from the news just about done...and bam! he signs with the a team, and not just any team he signs with the Patriots.

lol, sorry if that doesn't make sense...it was a late 4:20 celebration today.
Jun 10 2013 6:17PM
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Spinoza
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a non-stop football game would destroy the essence of the game because you wouldnt be able to call plays
Jun 10 2013 6:18PM
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.Rybak.
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fuck plays. thats pussy shit
Jun 10 2013 6:23PM
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dirty.
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Bruins are in the cup finals who gives a fuck about the pats
Jun 10 2013 8:12PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Well the "essence of the game" is painful to watch
Jun 10 2013 8:33PM
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white+wolf
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McDaniels the OC is probably the one that wanted Tebow in the first place. He was the one that traded up to draft Tebow back in denver
Jun 10 2013 10:02PM
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Z-Juice
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Jun 10 2013 11:46PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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other than basketball and skiing, what sport is less painful to watch than football?
Jun 11 2013 1:09AM
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.Rybak.
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Hockey
Jun 11 2013 8:08AM
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.Rybak.
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Women's gymnastics, formula 1 if its a sport, swimming,snowboarding.
Jun 11 2013 8:15AM
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PacificRimJob
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TIM TEBOW = NEW ENGLAND NOT GOING TO EVER PLAY
Jun 11 2013 8:15AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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i would say lacrosse, and maybe snowboarding. How the fuck is swimming more exciting?
Jun 11 2013 9:53AM
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Huck_Norris
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God I hope they're putting him at Tailback for a killer option threat.

If that kid gets behind center and starts making calls I'm going to freak out.
Jun 11 2013 10:28AM
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.Rybak.
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It's only exciting during the Olympics. I forgot lacrosse.
Jun 11 2013 10:48AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Shit even diving is less painful. At least there's always something happening in golf
Jun 11 2013 10:53AM
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Huck_Norris
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There's a chance- albeit a slim one- that Ryan Lochte will drown. That in and of itself is worth tuning in IMO.
Jun 11 2013 10:54AM
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erica
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L o l
Jun 11 2013 11:00AM
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.Rybak.
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Yeah golf's another one that I would rather watch.
Jun 11 2013 11:05AM
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prometheusprime
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I'm gonna go ahead and guess you weigh under 150 lbs and have probably never played a violent sport in your life. If you had more testosterone I guarantee you would enjoy football.
Jun 11 2013 2:16PM
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Ski_the_east01
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This is one of the many reasons why we love him...a big fuck you to the media

For those of you that don't get to see many of his press conferences its literally like this every time, sometimes worse, the fact that national media showed up today to ask him questions makes it even better

Hope that cross country trek for a 3 word answer was worth it jackass


Jun 11 2013 2:26PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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hahaha it was hilarious, and im willing to bet as soon as it was over he was laughing his ass off with the rest of his staff
Jun 11 2013 2:35PM
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nagger
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Jun 11 2013 2:56PM
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no_steeze
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it's not like anyone else wanted to sign tebow. they probably did it for publicity and to have him play some other position
Jun 11 2013 3:14PM
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QuantumMechanic
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For a second i thought you were saying lacrosse is more painful to watch and I was about to formally engage in an internet argument with you...but I agree it is much more exciting to watch than football
Jun 12 2013 12:55AM
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Z-Juice
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When is lacrosse ever on tv? Jusy curious, I see one or two college games a year but I want to watch some pro games.
Jun 12 2013 1:07AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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haha nice save. Im a huge football fan, but lacrosse is like a faster paced, high scoring version of field hockey with more contact. What could possibly more exciting than that?







nothing.
Jun 12 2013 7:37AM
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QuantumMechanic
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^EXACTLY.


@Dugskio, they usually have MLL (pro field lacrosse) games on the Altitude channel here in Colorado. In fact there was just one today between Hamilton and New York that I watched. Sometimes they have games on ESPN as well but not as often. The national championship will probably be on ESPN in late August if I remember correctly.
Jun 14 2013 2:19AM
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yelsel
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hahaha I dont think that would ever happen.....at least I surely hope not.
Jun 14 2013 8:10AM
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