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Skiing Dream Team

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FreeskiThe603
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So Newschoolers here's how it goes:

You get to pick one guy per category, and those are:
Slopestyle
Big Air
Pipe
Backcountry
Urban

Pick one guy per category, and you can only pick a guy once. For example, you cant pick Henrik for big air and slopestyle. They can also be from anytime, it does not all have to be nowadays.

Let me start this off with my dream team:

Slopestyle: Wally. He fucking slays, no need to say anything more.

Big Air: Henrik. That nose butter triple was history, nobody else has done something like that in history. Therefor, that makes him the best in my eyes.

Pipe: Simon. They guy is one of the best skiers to ever ride pipe. He was not only good, but he also has the record for height out of a quarterpipe.

Backcountry: Candide. The guys a legend. He does it all, but his backcountry game is insane.

Urban: Clayton Vila. Guys slays in the streets. His work in the 86 was killer.


Bonus

Coach: Tanner. That speech to Henrik was the stuff of legends haha.



So Newschoolers, lets here your dream teams.
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ScottyN
Posts: 376 - Karma: 455
Slopestyle: Woodsy Woods - Kills it, the nicest guy out there, coached me a few years back, insane grab combos too.

Pipe: Kevin Rolland - Hes got that run full of double that when he cleans up and gets some better grabs, its gunna blow minds. Also met him when he was younger in La Plagne.

Big Air: Harlaut - Obviously the butter dubs and tre's but huge bag o' big air tricks with the bios and dub 7's ect.

Backcountry: Kye Petersen - SO fluid, makes everything look easy, super gnarly and has some banger tricks up his sleeve.

Urban: Leigh Powis - UNREAL style, always love his edits and segs, super creative and unique.

peace.
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,478
Slope- jossi

Pipe- torin yater

backcountry- parker white

urban- shea flynn

big air- henrik
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Slopestyle: Shmuck. The guy's a beast on the rails. He doesn't compete openly, but that extra weight helps him bring those dub bio's like nobody's business.

Pipe: Gotta go with my boy Splice. Everybody thinks he's a prick, but he knows Steve Stepp.

Big Air: My man Bobby Brown. He doesn't throw the most technical tricks, but he wears these sick super tall tall t's that go well with his totally not gay neon green snow pants.

Backcountry: Gotta go with the one and only EHeath. His style is influenced by his weight, so he goes hard and heavy.

Urban: I'd say any member of the hoodcrew. Not only are they all respectable people who don't party with ugly girls or piss other people off, they're all absolute monsters when it comes to hitting mid-large size urban features! And the music they put in their edits is so thug and not out of place in an edit filled with white male teenagers!
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snomaster
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 5,783
1st team
Slopestyle: Wally is a cat
Big Air: Henrick is not done yet
Pipe: TYW, phenom is just getting going and has right attitude
Backcountry: Petitt, can't wait for him to reach his prime
Urban: LJ, nobody touches his balls
Coach: Paytner, what other coach poached the Vancouver Olympic pipe?

2nd team
Slopestyle: Gus knows magic
Big Air: Schlopy goes huge and has enough style to make the future look good
Pipe: Riddle, perfect mix of tech and style
Backcountry: McNutt, you will soon understand
Urban: Oskari Raitanen, king of Nipwitz
Coach: Turpin, he's developing a Russian freeskiing feedlot
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.squirrely.
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TOM WALISH
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,472
Slope- Clark-g, best skier on the mountain, super competitive, been putting out banger edits for a while now.
Pipe- TANNER, SKI BOSS IN ACTION
BC- myself, years of skiing in the technical Virginia backcountry have prepared me for anything nature can throw at me
Big Air- Big Air Dave, reasons obvious
Urban- Ghost Ride The Whip guy, goes big on seemingly impossible setups.
BONUS- Coach- Skiierman, will insult everyone, call them children, and tell them they're doing everything wrong.
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Miomo
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SHON WITE
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
Slope: Henrik Harlaut- The nosebutter doubles, amazing style and freakish ability to tweak his body in half, not to mention his rail game which is pretty top notch as well Pipe: TYW: He is already one of the worlds best at 17, his style has gotten a lot better and can only get better at this point Big Air: Vincent Gagnier- He can spin like a top, his grabs are crazy and has so many "wtf" tricks Backcountry: Sean Petit- He charges, throws crazy tricks on crazy lines and goes really big Urban: Clayton Vila- Some of the rails he does are unmatched, his style is flawless, and some of the trick he pulls out are sick BONUS All Around: Parker White- he destroys everything he comes by, enough said
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
hehehe
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FigNewton
Posts: 2459 - Karma: 5,783
Slope: Wally
Big Air: Henrik
Pipe: TYW
Backcountry: Pettit
Urban: Krazy Karl

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3000
Posts: 941 - Karma: 249
slope: nick goepper
big air: vincent gagnier
backountry: candide thovex
pipe: david wise
urban: cam riley
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SHARKWEAK
Posts: 209 - Karma: 4,079
same except I would have Leigh Powis for urban.
12 years ago
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,907
Slope: Webster

Big Air: Kai Mahler, he's got potential.

Back Country: Dane Tudor

Pipe: Wallace

Urban: Shea Flynn, he's a boss

 
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,689
Slopestyle - Gus Kenworthy

Big Air - Alex schlopy

Pipe - Torin Yater-Wallace

Backcountry - Candide Thovex

Urban - Leigh Powis
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
Slopestyle - Hatveit, nobody interest me like he does.
Big Air - Kai Mahler
Pipe - Don't usually watch pipe but If I had to choose I'd say Kevin rolland
Backcountry - Shay lee, sure he's not the best skier in the world, but he makes it damn fun to watch.
Urban - Either nick martini before his injury or clayton currently.
12 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
Slope: Wally
Big air: henrik
Pipe: torin
Backcountry: pollard
Urban: Clayton Vila
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mikemurda
Posts: 93 - Karma: -116
Slope: Dollo
Big Air: Kai
BC: CARLSON
Pipe: JPV
Urban: B DOG
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Lihux
Posts: 25 - Karma: 96
Slopestyle : Adam Delorme
Big Air : Dollo
Pipe : Tanner
Backcountry : Candide
Urban : B-Dog
12 years ago
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
How has nobody chosen David wise yet when he is absolutely destroying right now.
12 years ago
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
hahahaha
12 years ago
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
Slopestyle: Tom Wallisch
Big air: Henrik Harlaut
Pipe: Torin Yater-Wallace
Backcountry: Eric Pollard
Urban: Clayton Villa
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roddy116
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slopestyle: Willi Borm
big air: Henrik
urban: ahmet
backcountry: parker white
pipe: Torin Yater Wallace


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cameron_taylor
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WE GENUINELY HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME TEAM!
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McLS
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Slope: Delorme, he just defines steeze and shreds the park like no-one else

Big Air: Henrik, i mean "look at dem skiiiiis!" and he can also throw some triple 16

Pipe: Tanner, cos who else  gona bring the weed fo everyone? and he used to be quite sick

Backcoutry: Candide. No Fucking Comments.

Urban: Real Skifi (yh all of dem. What? You think I dunno their names?)

Bonuns coach:

Skierman so he can talk shit to everyone

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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Slopestyle: Nick Goepper, would pull out sw r dub misty 12 to Butter Dub 10
Big Air: Sammy C, has way too much style and bag of tricks to not come out and dominate it
Pipe: Dumont, because he slays even without poles
Backcountry: Sean Pettit, because "stahp it, stop it, funpow"
Urban: Ian Compton, because he is a cool mofo
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cameron_taylor
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oh and coach: skiierman since he can talk shit amazingly or Tanner Hall for his inspirational talk to Henrik
12 years ago
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moon-moon
Posts: 89 - Karma: 832
slope : nicky keefer
pipe : torin
big air: dollo
back country: julien regnier
urban: leigh powis
wizard: andy parry
12 years ago
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Miclovin
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 693
Slopestyle- Wallisch
Big Air- edollo
Pipe- Bobby brown
Backcountry- Wiley Miller
Urban- Casabon
12 years ago
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SimonS
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Slope - Tom Wallish
BigAir - Kai Mahler
Pipe - Torin Yater-Wallace
BC - Bene Mayr
Urban - Clayton Villa
12 years ago
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
I see nobody mentioned Hornbeck....Dorks.
12 years ago
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Coach Omar!

12 years ago
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Saga.
Posts: 3812 - Karma: 45,341
Slopestyle: LJ Strenio - he needs a separate bag to hold his bag of tricks.
Pipe: Wing Tai - Kid goes huge
Big Air: Nicky Keefer - Can't touch his style
Backcountry: Tim Durtschi - obvious
Urban: Tim McChesney - man has got the technical skill and the balls to hit some serious stuff

Coach: Steve Stepp - incredible inspirational speaker.
12 years ago
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,260
Slope- Gus Kenworthy
Big Air- Bobby Brown
Pipe- Torin Yater-Wallace
Backcountry- Sage Cattabriga-Alosa
Urban- LJ Strenio
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Min_Soo
Posts: 2307 - Karma: 293
Slopestyle: Wallisch (Dude just kills it)
Big Air: Henrik (So much style and he can do anything)
Pipe: THall (The Greatest Pipe Skier of All Time)
Backcountry: Pollard (So much style, I could watch him ski all day)
Urban: Hornbeck (The master)
12 years ago
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TopherRitz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,322
Slopestyle: Nick Goepper, the kids a beast and hes from the flattest place on earth, indiana!

Big Air: Bobby Brown, he wouldve killed it this year if he had been 100% healthy, throwing down triples too!

Pipe: Gus Kenworthy, not the greatest pipe skier of all time, but give the guy props for skiing slope, big air and pipe.

Backcountry: Sammy Carlson, watch his real ski edit for the x games, then ya know.

Urban: Tom Wallisch, the guy does rails better than anyone in the world, hid edits are pretty awesome.
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90053
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slope: tough but wallisch
big air: vinni
pipe: joffrey
backcountry: tied between parker white and pollard but both have completely different styles so its too hard to pick one
urban: leigh powis
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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DYLAN
DYLAN
DYLAN
DYLAN
DYLAN

Because he spit hot fiya, mon
12 years ago
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Tfinnegan123
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Pipe. Torin Slope tom Big air. Schlopy or bobby Backcountry Wiley miller Urban. Clayton
12 years ago
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TopherRitz
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VA backcountry: one inch of pow + no base = uber technicalities
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jibcrew1
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 522
Slope-Gus Kenworthy, because of his dub 14 to joke landing
Big Air- Russ Henshaw, Because his triple 14 landing was also a joke
Pipe- Torin Yater-Wallace, Young style with technicality
Backcountry- Sammy Carlson, his real ski edit was dope and showed some nice versatility
Urban- Charlie Owens, Coming up big even with injuries and can expect big things from him in mutiny.

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BskiP
Posts: 1369 - Karma: 223
Slope-McCrae Williams. On the rise. Just watch.
Big Air-Sammy
Pipe- David Wise will kill you all.
Backcountry- Pettit.
Urban- Kalle Leinonnen From Nipwitz. Guy with the opening triple switch up to rodeo in the brain massage trailer.
12 years ago
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FerrisBueller
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Slopestyle - B dog
Big Air - Dollo
Pipe - Torin
Backcountry - Candide
Urban - Clayton
12 years ago
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ihatepotatos123
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Slopestyle: Gus Kenworthy

big air. kai mahler

pipe. David wise

Urban. Lj strenio

Backcountry. Parker white
12 years ago
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ihatepotatos123
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Backcountry. Parker white

coach. Tj schiller
12 years ago
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
Slopestyle: sandy boville

big air: kai mahler

pipe: joffrey pollet-villard!

Urban: cam riley

Backcountry: Sean pettit
12 years ago
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aGANS
Posts: 169 - Karma: 447
I'm going to pull a New York Yankees and buy a bunch of talent for my dream team.

Park: Wallisch and Talkington
Urban: Villa, and Dave Chreighton 9 years ago
Big Mountain: Candide and Parker White
Big Air: Edollo
Back Country: Delorme and Durtschi
Creative Directors: Delorme and Real Skifi
Urban Advisor: Nick Martini
Director of Transportation: Andy Parry
WildCards: Tanner Rainville, Ahmet, and LJ

Team Coach and Motivational Speaker: Tanner Hall
Style Coaches: Hornbeck and John Ware

Producer: myself




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smw
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Slopestyle- Nick Geopper all day. definition of consistent, and sooo technical.

Big Air - Henrik.

Pipe - Simon. the mans a legend and is the one of the only pipe riders with any style.

Backcountry - Eric Pollard. People dont give him enough credit but hes so smooth

Urban - Will Wesson. his Level 1 segments are just straight fire. if not him, then anyone with Stept.
12 years ago
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SIMPLE.
Posts: 1093 - Karma: 15,197
Slopestyle: Phil " B-DoG" Casabon. the Obvious choice
Half-pipe: torin (know that he's got mad style)
Big Air: Nicky Keefer with his OG rodeo nine stalefishes mmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohh and I'd also have Will Berman and switch him in every now and again to keep it thug as fuck!!
Backcountry: Dane Tudor if he ever gets off his lazy ass.
Urban: Probably Sandy Boville Cuz he wrecks the urbans asshole.

Coach: The OGest of OGs Mikeal Deshaniueax (or however the fuck you spell it.)
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Mainah
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this has to be one of the greatest replies ever posted on ns
12 years ago
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Mainah
Posts: 730 - Karma: 1,115
Slopestyle: Todd Walnuts no contest. He has some of the best, cleanest runs anyone has ever seen and the highest slope score in xgames history.

Big Air: Henrik I mean he did a nosebutter triple cork 1620. Craziest trick ever done on skis.

Pipe: Torin Yater-Wallace after watching his runs at winter x and all of the wild dub combos he is clearly the best.

BackCountry: This needs more than one there are three parts to the backcountry really 1) booters 2) big drops 3) big lines so PWhite on booters, Candide throwing those sick switch 5s and cork 7s off cliffs and Sean Pettit shredding big lines.

Urban: Nick Martitni just watch Everyday is a Saturday

Coach: Tanner Hall I mean he calls himself ski boss
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