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According to my butthole....

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iSmokeweed
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i ate something spicy recently....
Jun 9 2013 2:25PM
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WPoch
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Ethiopian food usually does the trick.
Jun 9 2013 2:27PM
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Phil-X-
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Jun 9 2013 2:43PM
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whoa-dere
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i had a burning shit yesterday morning, i feel you. whenever i have poop like that i promise myself that i'm never eating hot wings again, but a few days later i'm back at it
Jun 9 2013 2:57PM
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coolflash8
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fatass
Jun 9 2013 3:20PM
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Clameltoe
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Well now that the beefy crunch is back every poop has been zesty for me.
Jun 9 2013 3:45PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Now I want Ethiopian food. I'm gonna have to sit with this feeling for a while now. The nearest Ethiopian is at least five hours away. Look what you've done!
Jun 9 2013 3:50PM
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Anathema
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my poops usually tell me how well i ate the day previous. today was a good one. must have been that bowl of granola..
Jun 9 2013 3:52PM
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Poop_nugget
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awsm
Jun 10 2013 10:00PM
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CaptainDiabetes
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wait...
Etheopians have food?
Jun 10 2013 10:26PM
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TheHamburglar
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I got food poisoning recently. my butthole is constantly reminding me by draining liquid every few hours. life is swell!
Jun 10 2013 10:29PM
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cheerio
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jalepeno bagels at tim hortons give me the same thing lol
Jun 10 2013 10:32PM
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chickenonabun
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I ate a dried ghost pepper last thursday and it was really fucking hot, so I was sure I was gonna have a really harsh dump eventually, but it never happened. I guess all the capsiacin got used up in my mouth and stomach, which felt like it was being burned through four a couple hours. Worst stomach pain I've had, and a couple hours after I ate it I just started sweating profusely for a few minutes then it suddenly stopped.
Jun 10 2013 10:40PM
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Dingo69
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I enjoy spicy dumps
Jun 10 2013 10:56PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Damn good food. The Ethiopian cuisine in the first world is actually food that Ethiopian royalty ate. So, not commoners food. The people in Ethiopia eat gnarly shit, like shredded raw beef or boiled collard greens swimming in butter
Jun 11 2013 7:24PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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I thought that too after my first time at a place in Ottawa, but was pleasantly surprised. For some reason (perhaps the excessive fibre) I had the most delightful of poops in the following days.
Jun 11 2013 7:29PM
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act.resist
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Indian food :[
Jun 11 2013 8:50PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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I was planning on making this joke, however it seems you have beat me to it.

+K to you, you gentlemanly scholar

Jun 11 2013 8:52PM
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