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Best way to eat a baby

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Blindsurfer
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Blender + nachos
Jun 9 2013 8:57AM
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Algebra
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Oh baby I like it raw
Jun 9 2013 9:27AM
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Kazabazua
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Well, you should probably stab it at least 15 times first.
Jun 9 2013 10:24AM
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987321654hgfd
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Broiled or oven fried.
Jun 9 2013 10:57AM
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a_burger
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On a hot summers day I like mine drowned in cold arctic waters
Jun 9 2013 11:02AM
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Miomo
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Swallow it whole.

Then you still feel it squirming around.
Jun 9 2013 11:32AM
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SkiThe603
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Grilled and smoothered in BBQ sauce
Jun 9 2013 11:42AM
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Stickity
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what's the hardest part of killing a baby?

my dick
Jun 9 2013 12:25PM
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Stickity
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what breaks when you give it to an infant?

it's pelvis.
Jun 9 2013 12:25PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Dunk it in water than put it in the freezer.
Jun 9 2013 1:30PM
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Clameltoe
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Don't look up the word munging on urban dictionary unless you truly want to know the worst way to eat a baby. Post #3
Jun 9 2013 4:11PM
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Stickity
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thanks for ruining the show Chowder. the chef's name is Mung
Jun 9 2013 4:33PM
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Clameltoe
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Sorry twazzlers I'm just one of those guys that has to one up everyone.
Jun 9 2013 4:36PM
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grapejuice3000+
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Jun 9 2013 5:09PM
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987321654hgfd
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Jun 9 2013 6:15PM
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Petey.
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Jun 9 2013 6:19PM
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broto
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alive
Jun 9 2013 6:22PM
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WVskiing
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Jun 9 2013 6:43PM
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FreeskiThe603
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Jun 9 2013 7:11PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i only eat babies that are fresh out of the vagina.
Jun 9 2013 7:16PM
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