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Doing a "Britney"

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J-rok

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Insane

Some kid is trying to argue with me about this trick...

So i thought this would shut him up, comment if you agree

Britney = Front Swap, Pretz 2 Out

*He's trying to say its Blind swap continuing 2

(Im going to feel really stupid if he's right but i'm like 98% sure he isn't)

Jun 9 2013 1:41AM

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eheath

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Play Ball

I think some people refer to a Britney as a blind swap continuing 2 out, opposite of a kfed. I think its a stupid name though.

Jun 9 2013 1:47AM

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Ski_Alot

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No Life

you soiled it already dude...

Jun 9 2013 1:54AM

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WPoch

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Insane

gotta love the spongebob gifs

Jun 9 2013 1:58AM

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J-rok

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Insane

Ya i agree... I had just always heard of it the other way, but it makes more sence that its the opposite of a k-fed

Jun 9 2013 1:59AM

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DaffyDaDak

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Insane

i can hear it continuously in my head..

Jun 9 2013 2:58AM

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Algebra

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NIGGA BLIND SWAP BLIND 2 IS A RAY CHARLES YAA DIGGG?

Jun 9 2013 9:26AM

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ohboy

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Insane

Opposite of K-Fed, blind swap continuing 2.

Kevin Federline, Britney Spears

Jun 9 2013 10:00AM

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ForeverYung

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Crazy Fool

Front swap front 2 out is an Ellen D, because of all the scissoring

Jun 9 2013 10:13AM

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Stope.Neeze

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Ridiculous

haha britney is back swap front two out

Jun 9 2013 5:06PM

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DeRizzo

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Honestly though, who cares what tricks are called. As long as they look sweet, I'm good.

Jun 9 2013 5:15PM

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stupendous-man

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Crazy Fool

So you can socialize with other hoodlum skiers if the park whilst using the correct slang terms.

Jun 9 2013 6:11PM

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gusestomp

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Insane

My icon >>>>>

Jun 9 2013 7:17PM

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SkiBum.

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When did jibbers start calling tricks retarded names?

Jun 9 2013 7:22PM

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CrotchKiller

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Crazy Fool

when they realized it's easier to brag about all the tricks you can do on flat boxes if you have short names for all of them.

Jun 9 2013 7:24PM

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illewminati

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Pro

my god this is the most truthful statement ever uttered on ns 10/10 to you

Jun 9 2013 8:17PM

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.squirrely.

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Crazy Fool

commence feeling stupid

Jun 9 2013 8:21PM

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keimel

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Insane

dude blind swap blind 2 is what is refered to as a: Ray-fed, Ray Charles and my favorite hellen keller

Jun 9 2013 9:06PM

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SnowMiser

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Insane

Jun 9 2013 9:09PM

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L.G.P.

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Insane

britney= back swap continuing 2

Jun 9 2013 9:28PM

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One.2

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Ridiculous

holy shit this is so genius 10/10

Jun 9 2013 10:41PM

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Tamas

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Ridiculous

this made me lol.

Jun 9 2013 10:44PM

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Steamboiz

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Loner

you're right he's talking about a ray fed

Jun 9 2013 11:14PM

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Daski

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Ridiculous

Kfed- front swap, blind 2 out

Britney- blind swap, front 2 out

Ellen D- Front swap, front 2 out

Ray Charles- Blind swap, blind 2 out

Jun 9 2013 11:26PM

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3rik

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Ridiculous

Oh are you guys talking about the town in france?

#BritneyThread

#BrittanyThread

Jun 10 2013 12:38AM

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Toaster-Tony

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Haha I fucking love the names of ski tricks.

I think Ellen D and Ray Charles are goddamn hilarious, but how did k-fed's originate?

Am I missing a joke here?

Jun 10 2013 12:42AM

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orangepeelz

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the guy who invented it, his name had something to do with k-fed

Jun 10 2013 12:57AM

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GeorgiaJibber

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Insane

Ya ur right on the britany, and the blind swap continuing 2 is a ray chareles because you are techically bring through the whole trick

Jun 10 2013 1:18AM

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Mr.Gaga

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1) Give tricks easy technical names

2) Give tricks retarded names (k-fed, kangoroo flip, britanny, ellen fed, etc)

3) ???

4) Yeah I don't even know

5) Profit

Jun 10 2013 3:18AM

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SIMPLE.

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Insane

Finally someone knows their shit. I've never heard a front swap front 2 be called a Kfed and I've competed all across western canada.

Jun 10 2013 10:52AM

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BigScaryLarry

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ok so here's how i know things

k-fed: front swap continuous 270. named after Kevin federloin (spelling?) after he and brittany spears broke up because he went from 180lbs to 270lbs

brittany: blind swap to continuous 270. same reason as k fed

helen keller: blind swap to blind 270. named because of the double blind and not being able to spot your landing

ellen d: front swap pretzel 270. because of all the scissoring

Jun 10 2013 11:20AM

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J.D.

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@th1337

Why can't you just call the tricks what they are instead of coming up with stupid names?

Jun 10 2013 11:31AM

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danbrown

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Jun 10 2013 11:38AM

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Toaster-Tony

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Thank you sir

Jun 10 2013 12:10PM

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fredyferl

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Tyler Barnes invented the word KFed, and the following is written on his page on the Line's website:

I INVENTED THE TERM "K-FED" (A FS SW UP 270 OUT). PRESEASON '07 THE 4BI9 FRIENDS & I WERE HITTING RAILS. KEVIN FEDERLINE WAS HOT IN POP CULTURE. I RANDOMLY CORRELATED THE TWO. MY GROUP OF FRIENDS SAY STRANGE THINGS ALL THE TIME, THIS ONE JUST HAPPENED TO SPREAD. PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD SAY IT; IT'S EVEN BEEN IN FREESKIER MAG.

Jun 10 2013 12:24PM

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SteveStepp

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Crazy Fool

Yup Barnes is the K fed creator. Which is why every other name (britney, ray charles?) are so lame

K

Jun 10 2013 12:34PM

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CaptainObvious.

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I feel like I've wasted a lot of my life on NS.

Jun 10 2013 12:54PM

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walterson

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Ridiculous

this dude

Jun 10 2013 3:42PM

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Shredsterr

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I think Britney is blind swap continuing 2, he's wrong but you might be wrong too, not sure.

Jun 10 2013 4:21PM

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Da-Bull

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Loner

britney is a back swap, continuing front 2 out...

Jun 10 2013 4:40PM

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appa

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i heard k-fed first of all these names and i just thought it was because you look like you're dancing on the rail... britney bitch is the opposite of k-fed since they broke up... ellen d and ray charles are new to me now but oooooh so clever.

Jun 10 2013 4:56PM

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