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Strange insults

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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
I need the weirdest disses you can think of. Get creative. +k
Jun 4 2013 3:17PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
show them your penis
Jun 4 2013 3:20PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
If there was a boat for silly people, you would have been the captain...... (You need the lamest word to call someone)
Jun 4 2013 3:20PM
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Macblizzle
Posts: 905 - Karma: 183
http://techland.time.com/2010/04/23/peace-ye-fat-guts-how-to-diss-shakespearian-style/

You whoreson upright rabbit!
Jun 4 2013 3:21PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
you are fat and no one likes you. kill yourself.
Jun 4 2013 3:23PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
i said an insult, not an honour.
Jun 4 2013 3:23PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
this is not strange and also doesn't have much to it.
Jun 4 2013 3:24PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
this is good, thanks +k
Jun 4 2013 3:24PM
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skisalot111
Posts: 723 - Karma: 158
someone once tried to diss me by telling me that i compost. i thought that was pretty weird
Jun 4 2013 3:35PM
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RaphKP
Posts: 77 - Karma: 211
You're an idle-headed foot licker.
Jun 4 2013 3:35PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
You're tack and I hate you
You are fat and you have body odor
Jun 4 2013 3:37PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
you're a blowjob
Jun 4 2013 3:41PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Your mom took it hard in the butt from an antelope.
Jun 4 2013 4:22PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
I had sex with your dad
Jun 4 2013 4:29PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
How did it feel to be born wiener last?
Jun 4 2013 4:30PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
your mom goes to college
Jun 4 2013 4:35PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
When was the last time you could see your full body in the mirror?
Jun 4 2013 4:38PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
If you were any dumber you'd be watered.
Jun 4 2013 4:43PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'm going to use this
Jun 4 2013 4:45PM
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Karma_Police
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 1,628
"You're a pussy fuck"

is the strangest one I've received.  Umm, thanks?
Jun 4 2013 5:13PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
"You fuck like a girl!"
Jun 4 2013 5:28PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Best one so far, keep them coming! +k
Jun 4 2013 5:58PM
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Glone
Posts: 333 - Karma: 223
If dicks were airplanes, your asshole would be an airport
Jun 4 2013 6:47PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
what if i am a girl?
Jun 4 2013 6:48PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
go suck a fart you botched abortion
Jun 4 2013 6:49PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Still questionable because it comes off as criticism.

There's no scenario in which it can be said without sounding questionable.
Jun 4 2013 6:52PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
"i will try harder......" would be my answer.

But I think the biggest insult I got recently was last night, someone told me (on tinychat) my profile picture on fb looked "like I'd had a stroke and I was holding it up with my hand." so there's that...
Jun 4 2013 6:56PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
I have so many Im just waiting to be able to use!!!

Youre about as useful as Anne Frank's drumkit.

You look like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

You look like a "before" picture.

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.

If your vagina had a password it would be "password".

Your mother fucks for bricks so she can build your sister a whore house.
Jun 4 2013 6:59PM
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stezybake[D]oven
Posts: 370 - Karma: 36
i hate myself for being around you
Jun 4 2013 7:09PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Everytime someone mentions Top Gun I think about you and your bottomless hate for it haha
Jun 4 2013 7:09PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Look at these nigh on nine knot gracefully ganking galloping gaggle of goons. We should laugh at them.
Jun 4 2013 7:14PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5890 - Karma: 3,589
You're going to die choking on a dick and on your gravestone, it's going to read, "He died doing what he loved"
Jun 4 2013 7:42PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Some kid called me a "cheese curd" in hockey. I thought it was pretty funny.
Jun 4 2013 8:05PM
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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
You are like the pieces of tiolet paper left behind in my asshole when i wipe too hard
Jun 4 2013 8:15PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Jun 4 2013 9:06PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
i know what you are but what am i??
Jun 4 2013 9:07PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Call them a gosh darn cunt.

or a niggerfaggot
Jun 4 2013 9:12PM
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FearlessBlackMan
Posts: 95 - Karma: -2
I hope the next time you watch porn, they switch to a shot of the guy's balls right as you cum.
Jun 4 2013 9:16PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Nice job! Almost every one ripped out of a movie!
Jun 4 2013 9:20PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
i actually hate when that shit happens
Jun 4 2013 9:23PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
People usually give me weird looks when I call them cunts.
Jun 4 2013 9:24PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Jun 4 2013 9:25PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Turd burglar
Jun 4 2013 9:53PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
the ultimate diss
Jun 4 2013 10:10PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
So much this for quality Monty Python reference.

for other random insult I give you:

Jun 4 2013 10:14PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Sniffling bed wetting shit stain
Jun 4 2013 10:26PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
i used to snowboard.....then my dad got a job....
Jun 5 2013 12:17AM
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J-Wile
Posts: 481 - Karma: 804
Hey [Insert their name], The jerk store called, and they are running out of you!


Watch that video ^ George is the king of strange disses
Jun 5 2013 10:06AM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
You are so stupid you would fall into a barrel of titties and come out with a dick in your mouth.
Jun 5 2013 11:57AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,152
Call them a pathetic peripatetic.
Jun 5 2013 1:43PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
go play in traffic
Jun 5 2013 1:47PM
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