Gaper Trademarks

WillyTheKid · 2013-06-03 23:29:44

I feel as though nobody good goes skiing in a snowmobile jacket. What are your go-to gaper identifiers?

ThundaKilla

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No gloves

Jun 3 2013 11:42PM

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M.M

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gaper gap

no goggles at all

open coat

no coat

clothes tucked into pants

snowpants tucked into boots

sitting atop the park well you lap it 3 times

Jun 3 2013 11:46PM

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Steve_Glandsberg

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jeans and wind breakers

Jun 3 2013 11:49PM

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ThundaKilla

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Also "train park"

Jun 3 2013 11:52PM

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FreeskiThe603

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jeans tucked into boots

long, narrow ass skis from the 80s

Jun 3 2013 11:52PM

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M.M

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yessss, forgot those

Jun 4 2013 12:06AM

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chapz

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gaper gap is pretty much what started the term gaper, so i'd say the gap is the most revealing trademark

Jun 4 2013 12:19AM

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Guggs

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Carhartt snow pants
Blaze orange
In the Midwest atleast

Jun 4 2013 12:25AM

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Toaster-Tony

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I thought it was the utterly confused and scared look on their face; hence, gaping.

Jun 4 2013 12:44AM

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life_is_hood

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Honestly, it's gotta be the sunglasses on and then their goggles on their helmet. Why even have goggles at that point?

Jun 4 2013 12:51AM

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sNaubi

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Rentals.

Jun 4 2013 10:57AM

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ny300z

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one piece suits

neon colored anything

Jun 4 2013 11:04AM

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danbrown

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this statement alone makes you a gaper

Jun 4 2013 11:05AM

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snowpocalypse

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Rear-entry Boots and a sweet ass one-piece suit

Jun 4 2013 11:06AM

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so many lies!

Jun 4 2013 11:06AM

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chacha33

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truuu they always are wearing mossy oak at my hill

Jun 4 2013 11:39AM

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coolflash8

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watching park kids stealthily and being jelly

Jun 4 2013 11:40AM

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werd.

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So much fail...

Jun 4 2013 12:06PM

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450out.

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.

Jun 4 2013 1:18PM

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a_burger

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Holding Poles upside down is something I have seen a few times.

Jun 4 2013 3:22PM

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3mania

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when I see someone carry skis over their shoulder, tails first.

Jun 4 2013 3:23PM

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werd.

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Someone does a rodeo. "HE JUST BACKFLIPPED!" Someone does a cork. "HE JUST BACKFLIPPED!" Someone does an underflip. "HE JUST BACKFLIPPED!" Someone does a frontflip. "HE JUST BACKFLIPPED!"

Jun 4 2013 5:11PM

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seward

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the ol texas briefcase is a tell tale sign of a gaper.

also, to the kid that said gaper came from gaper gap, youre a gaper.

Jun 4 2013 5:21PM

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stupendous-man

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I hope you are joking, the Texas briefcase is a true sign of badassery.

Jun 4 2013 5:48PM

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RockNRollNghtClb

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its all in their stance, and the pole straps flying everywhere

Jun 4 2013 8:04PM

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Cleapster

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Wide stance and a hat with tassels from the ears
and a snowmobiling jacket.

Jun 4 2013 11:39PM

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seward

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na man, not joking.

look at the picture alone.
k2 rental skis....
scarf....

anyone that spends 45mins organizing their equipment into a briefcase instead of skiing, is a gaper.
its slightly better than the ski tote, slightly.

badassery is boots on feet, skis over shoulder, fuckin go.
not a briefcase.
sorry bud.

Jun 5 2013 8:39AM

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a_burger

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Jun 5 2013 8:44AM

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Jibberino

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Have you ever been to the mountains?

Jun 5 2013 8:54AM

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Iraq_Lobster

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camo one pices

Jun 5 2013 9:55AM

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chacha33

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nah man sundown is the home of the brown one pieces and polaris coats

Jun 5 2013 11:37AM

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Petey.

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Tom Wallisch rocks the gap at times. Thus, your argument is invalid.

Jun 5 2013 12:59PM

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MKeller91

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those helmet covers with all the weird hairs or animal stuff and camo usually

The whole backflip being the pinnacle of skiing too. Calling it a trick park or snowboard park

casing jumps

Jun 5 2013 2:59PM

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Ribss.

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Quite right.

Jun 5 2013 4:19PM

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Daph

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I've always been a fan of "the obstacle course"

Jun 5 2013 5:08PM

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PeteMez

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giggity

Jun 5 2013 6:16PM

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SunburntSquad

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When people make a thread about gaper identifiers so that they know what not to do for next season is a pretty big gaper identifier.

Jun 5 2013 6:43PM

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NEIL-YOUNG

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bullshit that is capital steeze

Jun 5 2013 7:00PM

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Bagina

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I never wear goggles, fuck you.

Jun 5 2013 10:57PM

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3rik

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Are you guys just describing hesh skiers or what?

Jun 5 2013 11:02PM

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Carhartts
Blaze orange
Snow blades

Jun 5 2013 11:38PM

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WillyTheKid

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In addition to snowmobile jackets I've seen a good number of rental helmets on backwards. Mostly older indian dudes, so I'm no even sure if that counts...

Jun 6 2013 1:10AM

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