so last night was gonna go see knife party, in barcelona at the moment, went for pre drinks at a friends apartment, wasn't really concentrating on how much i was drinking, took a cab to the club but realized that i hadn't got enough money for entrance so wandered off to get some cash, idiot, got lost and could barely even walk, managed to trip over and faceplant cut my forehead badly, at this point someone decides to mug me of wallet, jacket, phone, keys to my apartment oh yeah and my shoes, get picked up by an ambulance and spend the night in hospital
i ´m a real winner