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"You've contracted amateur!"

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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,279
For my job at the local ski shop, I need to complete an employee profile for our website. The basic shit like favorite gear, skis, name and all that.

What I want to know is what are your favorite ski related quotes, and whoever gets the most upvotes will receive karmaz, a shoutout in my profile, and a free shirt!
May 30 2013 11:25AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
"Aint a Saturday, Don't matter to me! Got no Job!"
Sammy Carlson, Revolver

"Dat no Tax money, I'm gon get mugged in the parking lot"
Parker White, The Eighty Six

"WHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT..... MAAAAAAAAAAAAD"
Henrik Harlaut, Education of Style

"HURDDURDURDURWHUTDRURUR"
Dane Tudor, whenever he opens his mouth
May 30 2013 11:32AM
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life_is_hood
Posts: 502 - Karma: 1,972
"Every day it is the best day of my life mon" - Andy parry

"He's only afterbangin for the cameras, he needs to ride it out another 200 yards. WHY ARE YOU BACK ALREADY!?!?!?" - Tom Wallisch

"Fuck it, park city has AIDS anyways."- random 4bi9 member
May 30 2013 11:49AM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
" MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN "
May 30 2013 11:49AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
my sig
May 30 2013 12:15PM
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Jelle
Posts: 337 - Karma: 715
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May 30 2013 12:17PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
"i took a hit off this pipe, and ended up here...mars!" -Hornbeck
May 30 2013 12:25PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
Live your life, love your life....no regrets -CRJ

Do, or do not. There is no try. -Yoda
May 30 2013 12:26PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
the joy i get from skiing, that's worth dying for - charles russell johnson
May 30 2013 12:39PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
I dunno about this upvote shit.
May 30 2013 1:27PM
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Alyon
Posts: 161 - Karma: 166
Dont afterbang for the camera, afterbang for yourself
May 30 2013 1:35PM
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youareghay
Posts: 14 - Karma: -57
Woah, you just changed my life
May 30 2013 1:37PM
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whateverman
Posts: 335 - Karma: 240
"had a normal checkup - went to the gynecologist." - Steve Stepp
May 30 2013 1:39PM
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Colin.W
Posts: 592 - Karma: 155
"haha I was thinking the same thing. I prefer "coked-out hoe" though. Not that I have ANYTHING against coked-out hoes. They have their place in this world.."
-Logan Imlach
May 30 2013 1:43PM
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GoatSquad
Posts: 75 - Karma: 71
"If skiing were easy, they'd call it snowboarding"

"When hell freezes over, I'll ski there too"

"Do you know who this is? He was in a segment with Tom Wallisch." "He's gay?"
May 30 2013 4:15PM
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jthyer
Posts: 44 - Karma: 117
If your not building atom bomb your a pussy -Alfred Einstein

I bought this hat -Steve Stepp
May 30 2013 4:53PM
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joriza.ski
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 2,169
"Look at dem skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss"
-Henrik Harlaut
"Chicken wings for breakfasssssssstt?!"
-Andy Parry
May 30 2013 5:37PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
I love that there's no need to accredit this quote.
May 30 2013 5:40PM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
Damn, you beat me too it
May 30 2013 5:52PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
the quote in my sig by THall

May 30 2013 5:55PM
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,494
if your not building an atom bomb, your a pussy. that was... i believe from the late alfred einstien.

riding steves dick like everyoneelse
May 30 2013 5:57PM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
"For me, my family my friends and skiing, thats it for me thats my life. The joy i get from skiing....... thats worth dying for." CRJ

rip :((
May 30 2013 6:26PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,655
"Gotta go check out the nudie comics in Japan, it's the best shit" - Parker White (Parker White Does Japan)
May 30 2013 6:39PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
Skiing is unique...most other sports require only one ball

The senior quote i used: Fresh snow gives me eye trouble...i can never see myself going to school
May 30 2013 6:47PM
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Zone
Posts: 206 - Karma: 322
my sig
May 30 2013 7:01PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,279
LAST DAY TO POST/VOTE ON QUOTES
May 31 2013 10:35AM
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Mainah
Posts: 728 - Karma: 1,102
"When you're doing what you love, you wake up everyday happy. That doesn't suck. I wake up everyday and I'm stoked." -Shane McConkey
May 31 2013 10:39AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
Three snowboarders are in a car, who's driving?
The cop
May 31 2013 10:39AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
Just ski down there and jump off of something for crying out loud - Shane McConkey

The joy I get from skiing, that's worth dying for - CR

May 31 2013 10:43AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
"You've contracted amateur!"

Holy shit! How do I get rid of it?
May 31 2013 10:45AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,279
go to the gynecologist duh
May 31 2013 10:52AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
But I douche regularly.
May 31 2013 11:30AM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,054
"i'm pretty much an ACL away from being a janitor" - parker white
May 31 2013 11:44AM
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sveinung
Posts: 105 - Karma: 74
No office-day on a powder-day!
May 31 2013 11:44AM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,279
2 more hours!!!
May 31 2013 1:52PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,279
and the winner is........






















vandersteeze!!!
May 31 2013 2:58PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Hahah hell yeah! It is the most critical skiing quote ever spoken.
May 31 2013 7:01PM
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Edward92
Posts: 45 - Karma: 41
This is my favourite Steve line, ever
Jun 1 2013 1:08AM
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