I've heard so many great names thought i'd list a few:
Jenn Tull-she's my best friend but i bug her about her name all the time, say the whole name fast and you get Gentil. but when you call her Jenny she flips. Why? cause it sounds like genital. hehe
Ana Ma-sounds like Enima
Oner Onur Onur-guy at my school, first middle and last name.
Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!
My theory on dogs:
If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!