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How long should i last in my first kill

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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
think im putting it in this weekend any tips
May 28 2013 11:04AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
You're not getting laid this weekend. Keep talking how you do and you can be sure you won't ever get laid.
May 28 2013 11:10AM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
Ya man i wouldn't really plan it that much . And i don't wanna sound like a parent here but you honestly do have to be mature enough and trust the girl enough. But my first time i lasted like 7 minutes it just depends on the person.
May 28 2013 11:19AM
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NOS
Posts: 180 - Karma: 167
Your first kill? Is this guy fucking serious?
May 28 2013 11:26AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i sure hope so !
necrophilia ftw !
May 28 2013 11:29AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
OP has a baby dick
May 28 2013 11:38AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
After you're done (2 minutes) just punch her in the head over and over again so she doesn't remember it.
May 28 2013 12:22PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Dude just get in there and pound away. 👍
May 28 2013 12:23PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Just get a hooker.
May 28 2013 12:23PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
you fucking last till shes done. then your job is complete. thats how its supposed to be. please her not yourself
May 28 2013 12:25PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Op actually has a vagina.
May 28 2013 12:53PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37361 - Karma: 119,724
Ted bundys got a love child
May 28 2013 12:54PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
about 15 seonds, anymore and youre gay
May 28 2013 1:05PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
aha kill, I find it hilarious when people refer to their sex record as their body count. cracks me up
May 28 2013 1:09PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Make sure you get it in the soft pink one and not the tight brown one
May 28 2013 1:17PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
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May 28 2013 1:26PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
show her this thread and she wont wait until the weekend
May 28 2013 1:37PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
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bash her knees in with a metal pipe so she cant run ;)

then stuff her throat with your dick so she cant scream

i like to not beat their head a lot, that way they'll remember. don't worry! they wont tell. they never do.

always works ;)


May 28 2013 1:55PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
If you finish too quick pull a skiierman and pee in her butt.
May 28 2013 2:02PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
This thread has gone too long without someone suggesting to "pee in her butt". What has NS come to?
May 28 2013 2:03PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
inb4 OP masterbates for first time this weekend.
May 28 2013 2:04PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Well, cut my hair and call me tittiefucker.....
May 28 2013 2:04PM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
Even though you're joking (I hope), this is pretty awful and not funny at all.
May 28 2013 2:06PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Setting yourself up for blueballs homie
May 28 2013 2:09PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37361 - Karma: 119,724
It's called a joke. Lrn2 take them.
May 28 2013 3:37PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
my first time I was drunk so I lasted forever and finishing took a good effort.
May 28 2013 3:42PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
hahaha this is tight
May 28 2013 3:55PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 844 - Karma: 1,527
If its her first time too, then she won't care how long you last as long as its over soon.
May 28 2013 4:10PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
you sound like a victim you little squirt.
May 28 2013 4:11PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
Top Rated Thread!
May 28 2013 4:32PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
Guys I don't think he is talking about having sex! You have to wait to be married to have sex guys! OP what are you talking about?
May 28 2013 6:36PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
OP is leader of Soft Cocks Anonymous.
May 28 2013 6:42PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,819
YOU'RE GOING HUNTING?



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May 28 2013 6:43PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
guys i think he actually means hes gonna kill someone
May 28 2013 6:46PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
Thanks for clarifying what a first kill is. I'm old.
May 28 2013 6:51PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Inb4 OP lasts a few days. Click for larger image
May 28 2013 6:56PM
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NotGhood
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May 28 2013 7:01PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Here's OP's Facebook page. First one to post this thread to his wall wins a prize.

http://www.facebook.com/iLLmoro/photos


May 28 2013 7:06PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Whoops, that links to his photos

http://www.facebook.com/iLLmoro
May 28 2013 7:07PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Lol, this is exactly what I thought when I read the title
May 28 2013 7:16PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
Damn Op is steezin

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May 28 2013 7:17PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Just friendrequested his girlfriend
May 28 2013 7:17PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
hahaha i thought this clown was talking about hunting at first.
May 28 2013 7:18PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
Look at this faggot
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May 28 2013 7:18PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
i mean it didnt say anything about it being a girl in the op....
May 28 2013 7:20PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
im surprised worried and confused about the fact that you got that
May 28 2013 7:21PM
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Casey
Posts: 7844 - Karma: 24,263
If you last like 5 seconds just play it off like it was because the girl was just that hot you couldn't contain yourself. Works every time for me.
May 28 2013 7:22PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
not my girlfriend
May 28 2013 7:24PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
haters make me famous
May 28 2013 7:25PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Oh boy this should get interesting
May 28 2013 7:25PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
who is it then?
May 28 2013 7:29PM
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