Replying to HELP ME PAY FOR PROM, Oakley, Jiberish, Electric

Hello ladies and gentlemen, I have come across the realization that I am low on cash for this years prom season, and I decided its time to get back on newschoolers after about a year and start another sale. 

A couple of ground rules

-Paypal only (unless you live in the Seattle-Shoreline area and you can meet)

-shoot me offers! i am very willing to negotiate

I guess i only have two ground rules. well then.

First item is my Oakley Bradford jacket. I bought it 3 seasons ago and really only wore it last year, as i hurt myself the first and upgraded to a trew jacket this season. size XL loose fit. super warm, and in literally perfect condition. 9.99/10. i really dont know how i kept it this nice but i'm telling you its prime

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hanging from my door

I'm looking for $80 shipped, But feel free to PM me an offer

Next i have a bit of an older Jiberish shirt. I'm not really sure what its called to be honest. I have probably worn it 3 times. other than that its been sitting folded in the depths of my dresser. size L with a tiny bit of stretching i think. 8.5/10

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Looking for $18 shipped

Last item i have up for grabs are my Electric EG2's. I have had these for 3 years and i have babied the hell out of them. They have one small scratch in the lense, but when looking through the goggles it is completely unnoticeable. 8.5/10

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And the scratch, although it is difficult see, bu that would be because its not a large scratch

Looking to get $60 shipped from these

Also, someone who makes a purchase will receive a free inflatable rubber chicken

Thanks guys, happy shopping and thanks for potentially saving my prom!