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Is Andy Parry a Virgin?

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Chava
Posts: 33 - Karma: 751
We know that members of the TC have porked in van bear pig (namely LJ) but has Andy boinked in the rig? Has he boinked at all? Honestly I can't picture the bloke going belly to belly, but I only know about him from his weird antics in the Traveling Circus, so I definitely have no frame of context. Thoughts?
May 22 2013 11:17PM
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rememberscott
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 5,201
give the man some credit for christs sake he out there killing hippies and dancing with aliens
May 22 2013 11:20PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2459 - Karma: 5,783
he sticks to his right hand
May 22 2013 11:27PM
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chrislogan
Posts: 47 - Karma: 1,046
Absolutely not. Let me create a scale for you.

Virgin---------------------------Sexual Deviant

Andy Parry falls 8/9ths to the right.

P.S. this is Parker not Chris.
May 22 2013 11:28PM
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Washow
Posts: 343 - Karma: 463
You know who's at the 12/9 point of the scale? Ian Compton
May 22 2013 11:30PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
i feeL the onLy way this thread is going to get any proper answers if any of the TC guys join in with there knowLedge on the subject
May 22 2013 11:30PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
andy got down in the van, for real tho
May 22 2013 11:30PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
i saw him at if3 3 years ago go home with a girl, and I helped with that/CLAIM
May 22 2013 11:35PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
8/9 inches?
May 22 2013 11:58PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
I took Andy's virginity.
May 23 2013 12:45AM
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 575 - Karma: 4,340
He might be a virgin. But his fingers, mouth and feet are not.
May 23 2013 1:07AM
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MACK.
Posts: 1230 - Karma: 1,892

May 23 2013 1:08AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
I heard he slams mad poon with his meat hammer.
May 23 2013 1:11AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Day old chicken wing. FTW!
May 23 2013 2:04PM
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JonasJuhler
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,351
"Oh ya baby, feel the hippy killer!"
May 23 2013 2:38PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
sup with ur L's lol
May 23 2013 3:18PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
OP why don't you taste his dick and let us know?
May 23 2013 3:20PM
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Crehm
Posts: 951 - Karma: 842
Um, who the hell cares?
May 23 2013 3:37PM
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Glone
Posts: 333 - Karma: 223
you mean LoL
May 23 2013 3:40PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
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May 23 2013 3:43PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
IDK. Smell his dick and find out.
May 23 2013 3:45PM
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SunburntSquad
Posts: 293 - Karma: 496
hopefully he joins in on this thread
May 23 2013 7:36PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
Yes.
May 23 2013 8:06PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
He don't shower he don't get pussy End of thread
May 23 2013 8:34PM
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WillyTheKid
Posts: 106 - Karma: 639
He has an entirely new set of wizard tricks for the bedroom.
May 23 2013 8:59PM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
I hear he afterbangs all the time
May 23 2013 9:07PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
nice
May 23 2013 9:13PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
well the van did use to be white, and we ALL know what kind of sexual activity goes on in white vans...
May 23 2013 9:15PM
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Rozbrook
Posts: 586 - Karma: 236
Well, the man does have a life besides what we see soo..
May 23 2013 9:27PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Is OP a virgin?
May 23 2013 9:33PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
I doubt he slays models on the regular, but that's the ski bum life for you.
May 23 2013 9:38PM
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caddyshack
Posts: 706 - Karma: 192
i heard he followed the 8 fold path to enlightenment whilst slaying bitches on the way
May 23 2013 9:44PM
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
That mouth... mmmmmhhhmmmm...
May 23 2013 9:54PM
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gpitcher
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 1,691
Pro hoez
May 23 2013 9:56PM
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ZAHNER
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 19,220
This snowboarder girl from here in dirty jerz sucked Perrys dick when she was at windells hahah. fact
May 23 2013 10:17PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,269
There's your answer... Kinda
May 23 2013 10:40PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
We need confirmation from the man himself
May 23 2013 10:43PM
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,744
he let me stay with his girlfriend in hood, they didnt ask me to join in though.
May 23 2013 10:46PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
head =/= secks
May 23 2013 11:13PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
thread is lawls
May 23 2013 11:16PM
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 575 - Karma: 4,340
true story: he fingered a girls butt by mistake.
May 23 2013 11:24PM
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B-Right-On
Posts: 570 - Karma: 532
Grody
May 23 2013 11:27PM
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chubbspeterson
Posts: 575 - Karma: 4,340
it was 69 technically
May 23 2013 11:29PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
I do that shit on purpose. Gets it nice and ready for BUTTSECKS, being 13 is awesome.
May 24 2013 1:12AM
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nicetwins
Posts: 189 - Karma: -7
Hahahahhahahahahah
May 24 2013 1:42AM
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Shoobie
Posts: 35 - Karma: 29
well Jane6 just won this thread
May 24 2013 3:30AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
hahahahaha
May 24 2013 6:13AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Can it get any saucier than the day old chicken wing though?
May 24 2013 8:01AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
It's an honest mistake sometimes.
May 24 2013 8:12AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Hahahahahahahhaha.
May 24 2013 9:06AM
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