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Messed/Crazy up Families

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Rachy
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Surely I can't be the only one with a horribly awkward family.

My ex stepmom got upset at me today because I failed to see a facebook post from her new (5th) husband congratulating her on graduating from the U of M.

Anyway, sweet breakdown.

Stepdad who is haitian and has the coolest family ever. His dad received an award from the NAACP for being the first black principle in Minnesota... his great grandfather was Abraham Lincoln's Barber.. So yeah, awesome fucking step dad.

On my mom's side, my uncle was an international drug dealer for years until going through some crazy life change and now he is some sort of champion cycler.

I have some cousin's who's father is a multi multi millionaire and lives in a 13 million dollar house in Beverly Hills... But they are crazy spoiled. One of them got preggers at 19, the other got arrested for driving her mercedes into a pizza shop and claiming someone stole it.

Then there is my ex stepmom who we recently discovered that my dad was actually her 3rd husband. She got half of everything after 2 years of marriage and right after my dad got his inheritance. Now she's on husband 5. I'm still expected to wish her 4th husband's children merry christmas.

It's fun when I get to say things like, "I'm going to my ex stepmother's 4th ex husband's daughter's graduation party."

So please tell me stories of your disaster of a cousin so that I can feel a bit more normal.

Thanks!
May 22 2013 8:54PM
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skiierman
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Yeah, it's amazing the parallels between the Mormon church and the religion most associated with terrorists.
May 24 2013 11:01AM
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OGHolliday
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My great grandfathe was a nazi. pussy got killed
May 24 2013 11:50AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Idk my family is kinda fucked up. Lots of drug and alcohol abuse. My mom was adopted by my super rich grandpa and grandma and grew up in the hills in Cali until she moved to Vegas with my dad. she met her birth family when I was a toddler and found out she lived a block away from her birth mom for a couple years. but her mom and dad and a brother are all dead from pain pill overdoses mixed with alcohol... My cousins on that side.. One is a 20 year old heroin addict who does porn for cash ad the other is 16 and is dropped out and sells coke and guns in North Las Vegas, went to visit him last summer and he said "yo I got a AK up above my closet lowkey tho my mom doesn't know I have it.." And then showed me and my bro his AK and his 9...

Also in my immediate family is kinda fucked as well. I have 3 older brothers and my dad and we're all super intelligent (very high IQ's) but are really weird and anti-social and nobody likes us. My oldest bro was in and out of jail and prison since he was 14 and now he is going for life cuz he just got his third strike. My older bro who is 26 still lives at home because he used to deal mass drugs and didn't bother getting an education or anything.. And my brute closest to me who is 20 just failed out of WSU and is moving back home and he just smokes and sells weed all day and gives no fucks about other people. I'm probably the most normal one which isnt't good because I'm weird too and smoke too much weed and don't get along with very many people.
May 24 2013 11:57AM
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deerpong
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My dads side of the family was on the show monster in-laws because twice because their fucking nuts
May 24 2013 12:05PM
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skiierman
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Well that explains a lot... hahaha
May 24 2013 12:23PM
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