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1 Year Old Skier

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.ZT.
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World record youngest skier ever. This guy wins at parenting for getting his little guy to shred so young.

This is amazing.


May 22 2013 8:37PM
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GANDALF
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that kid is waaaay too drunk to be skiing.
May 22 2013 8:40PM
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ThundaKilla
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straight from afterbirth to afterbang
May 22 2013 8:41PM
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GANDALF
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that was actually so sick though. i burst out laughing when he went through pow
May 22 2013 8:43PM
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snowfinder
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May 22 2013 8:43PM
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3000
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kid can ski better than he can walk
May 22 2013 8:57PM
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Pitolairas
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I thought the normal way to go was from afterbang to birth and from afterbirth to bang.
May 22 2013 9:06PM
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imakestickerz
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i like how his dad uses a hockey stick instead of a kid leash.
May 22 2013 9:09PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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STOP AGE CLAIMING!!!
May 22 2013 9:18PM
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rememberscott
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got a little sand in the vag?
May 22 2013 9:22PM
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shartcarve
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Kids G as heck
May 22 2013 9:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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got a little broken in your meter?


..wat


May 22 2013 9:24PM
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WVskiing
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that pore kid... He can barley walk and they are making him do it with boots and ski clothes
May 22 2013 9:26PM
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.ZT.
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I should have named the thread "Is this good for age 1?"
May 22 2013 9:28PM
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rememberscott
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I'm expecting doubles by 2, then trips by 3..
May 22 2013 9:35PM
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Petey.
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I hope that kid grows up to be pro
May 22 2013 9:43PM
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Anchorfilms
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HOCKEY STICK = CANADIAN
May 22 2013 9:46PM
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Holte
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That's almost unbelievable. I've seen videos of me "skiing" at 18 months, and it did NOT look anything like that. It was more of an exercise in standing on the snow and tipping over repeatedly.
May 22 2013 9:52PM
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DayMan
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Pore... pore. Pores? Click for larger image
May 22 2013 9:53PM
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bdc.
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dat heavy head
May 22 2013 10:15PM
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SunburntSquad
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baller since birth
May 22 2013 10:21PM
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*ninja*
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thats tom wallish :)
May 22 2013 10:23PM
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B-Right-On
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He'll be doing kfeds, dub corks, and 450 outs in no time.
May 22 2013 10:31PM
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ajax
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At the end of the video it claims he is 2.
May 22 2013 10:31PM
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cheeseboy
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oh my god that kid is cute as fuck
May 22 2013 10:31PM
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WillyTheKid
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nope.
May 22 2013 10:32PM
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.ZT.
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Title says he's one, and then the end says something about him being 2, his may be his current age? Either way, it's extremely impressive. That part kind of confused me as well.
May 22 2013 10:39PM
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Mr.Bishop
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He probably was like 1 year 11 months old. There is absolutely no way that a 1 year and 0 month child could stand like that. Humans simply don't develop that fast.

Still unbelievable though - 2 is a massive feat inonitself to be so composed when skiing.

I gotta step my son's game up. Jeeze.
May 22 2013 10:49PM
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DeRizzo
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I laughed so hard when he fell and at the end when he had his goggles on haha.

Anyway, if he continues to ski, he will be amazing when he's older.
May 22 2013 11:15PM
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FigNewton
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what a thug
May 22 2013 11:26PM
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Washow
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Hahaha this is a great use of a hockey stick
May 22 2013 11:28PM
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SamSandmire
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Best comment--ha ha! Great parenting. Kid was DIGGIN' it! Little Ski Hill in Idaho rocks.
May 22 2013 11:31PM
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SamSandmire
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Looks like he's already sponsored by Oakley--ha ha!
May 22 2013 11:36PM
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One.2
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when he fell i could not stop laughing
May 22 2013 11:36PM
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saxon
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i dont understand how he has enough lower body strength to even get down the hill, let alone take little boxes and pow
May 22 2013 11:40PM
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zahava
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Yeah same. I skied for the first time at 22 months and I've seen photos and it was bad, ahaha.
May 22 2013 11:40PM
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i_have_a_dick
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>world record
but still, this kid shreds. hope he keeps skiing and gets past his current almost pro am status.
May 23 2013 12:08AM
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MACK.
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I didnt know tom wallisch and ashley battersby had a kid!!??
May 23 2013 1:00AM
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D_Elgar
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Best edit on ns
May 23 2013 1:13AM
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Twandos
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Kids going to be a pro faster than Steve Stepp
May 23 2013 1:18AM
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Laurent.
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"World record"? Bold claim.

I see kids aged 1-2 quite often in the French Alpes.
Hell, I was that age when I first started skiing.
May 23 2013 1:24AM
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Nieds
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Already has more style than I do.
May 23 2013 2:08AM
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Bloom.
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I lost it. Too funny
May 23 2013 2:25AM
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Stickity
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i like that beat
May 23 2013 2:37AM
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BornyHusby
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still better than half of this forum
May 23 2013 2:38AM
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georgen12
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that afterbang at 1:26 made my day
May 23 2013 3:08AM
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TijmenDal
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That was incredible. I think we should pressure some cool ski company to make that kid a pair of custom ski's. I'm sure if we get a thousand votes we can get a company to make some 60 or 70cm twintips for that little awesome shredder.
May 23 2013 3:35AM
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Orrin
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Cutest thing ever.
May 23 2013 4:00AM
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MKeller91
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its the Kratom
May 23 2013 4:50AM
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ScottyN
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rocking the no poles thug steeze, sagged goggles, this kid rules.


IT AINT EASY BEIN STEEZAY!!!
May 23 2013 5:22AM
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