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Wammy Tallnutz is going bald

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AlexHall
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Wammy Tallnuz is such a sick skier, but he is already going bald even though he is only 25 years old. Any predictions for the future?
May 21 2013 12:49PM
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geist
Posts: 493 - Karma: 984
I'm guessing levi's?
May 22 2013 9:01AM
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Mr.Bishop
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this.
May 22 2013 9:36AM
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Arya.Stark
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Wallisch is going bald. SO FUCKING WHAT. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS IN SKI GABBER. OP go fuck yourself. Wallisch will be more of a badass than Heisenberg.
May 22 2013 9:54AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I've been calling out his receding hairline for years. Way to finally notice.
May 22 2013 10:03AM
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.tomskis
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Ask Alex Schlopy, he's been to the future
May 22 2013 10:07AM
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SPUTnik.
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someone should recommend this to him
May 22 2013 10:20AM
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blindside
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Except Statham is 20 years older than Wallisch..
May 22 2013 10:45AM
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Lemuel
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May 22 2013 11:14AM
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theblackrod
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this is a must...
May 22 2013 11:33AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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If you got bad jeans, i would return them. Levi's 501's are always a good option ;)
May 22 2013 12:01PM
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taylorsniffen
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who really cares if he's balding he still a millionaire and he skis all year around so he has the right to wear a hat everyday. Plus I'm sure he still gets lot of poontag

May 22 2013 12:20PM
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Tacocat
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ok
May 22 2013 12:34PM
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Orrin
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My expectations for this thread are huge.
May 22 2013 1:21PM
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geist
Posts: 493 - Karma: 984
i've had wrinkles on my ball sack for years, feel ur pain
May 22 2013 2:27PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Shea Flynn has it worse.
May 22 2013 3:17PM
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mikemac
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that could really help expand the sport in a positive way. As soon as the whole elderly-late-night infomercial crowd gets wind of this stud, watch out, park skiing will blow up
May 22 2013 3:19PM
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gusestomp
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Dammit I've known about this like forever. When I was in the hottub with him in Maine, during the Dumont Cup. Me, my friend, and my dad realized this. Crazy huh
May 22 2013 3:23PM
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Miomo
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Just four guys hangin' in a hot tub...
Nothin' weird about that.
May 22 2013 3:26PM
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Turkelton
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Sounds gay
May 22 2013 3:28PM
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steezyjibber
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i'm 21...been losin it for about a year now...this thread actually made me feel good haha
May 22 2013 3:36PM
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CRiP
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sounds straight
May 22 2013 3:38PM
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petro
Posts: 657 - Karma: 456
damn dude thats crazy
May 22 2013 4:02PM
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Thawg
Posts: 360 - Karma: 542
so is shea flynn, I really don't think anybody cares though.
May 22 2013 4:25PM
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Bateman
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Lets be honest here, he doesnt need any more hair on his head ;)
May 22 2013 5:08PM
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Bateman
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Lets be honest here, he doesnt need any more hair on his head ;)
May 22 2013 5:08PM
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tygur
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thats what you get from always wearing a hat, sad but true
May 22 2013 6:30PM
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Sun_Ra
Posts: 983 - Karma: 279
He should Kelly Slater the shit out of it. He only has to make sure he's still win comps at a 40+(or at least be at the top of the sport in some way) and be completely bald.

But seriously, I'm on the same boat. 22 and slightly better hairline (but I just shave it to avoid looking like the picture that started the thread).
May 22 2013 6:31PM
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steezyjibber
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that's actually not true haha
May 22 2013 6:44PM
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Jamartini
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kelly slaters head is so shiny and bald i cant get over it, i feel it blinds people
May 22 2013 7:17PM
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860media*
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if he goes bald he will just be even more of a boss lets be real
May 22 2013 8:33PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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May 22 2013 8:56PM
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Lemon
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Damn, i think itd look pretty ill.
May 22 2013 9:02PM
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Gerome.
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all that radiation from travelling to the future just goes strait to the hair line
May 22 2013 9:22PM
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elinde
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Holy fuck he looks almost exactly like one of the guys in Dada Life
May 22 2013 9:30PM
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Caleb.E
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lost sooo hard +K
May 22 2013 11:17PM
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*TURBONERD*
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OLLE!
May 22 2013 11:31PM
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AKilness
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Heres something quick. Feel free to add on!


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May 22 2013 11:51PM
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grown-ninja
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Ns balding cult?
May 22 2013 11:56PM
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JeremyH
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hahaha. this
May 23 2013 2:46AM
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nico.vuignier
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May 23 2013 9:15AM
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geist
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hahahahahaah
May 23 2013 9:17AM
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ny300z
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thats the craziest pic ever^^^ lmao
May 23 2013 9:35AM
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Jane6
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sounds made-up
May 23 2013 12:26PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
That confirms it; Tom Wallisch needs to stop skiing and start cooking crystal.
May 23 2013 12:33PM
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jokorvalde
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Hahahaha, now he looks like Pinkman
May 25 2013 7:00PM
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J-Dunn
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lol lots of people go bald before 25
May 25 2013 7:37PM
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whoa-dere
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dafuk
May 25 2013 7:39PM
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J-Dunn
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im starting to go at 22. I know guys that lost all there hair at 15 or 16. Shit happens. Maybe the ohio/pennsylvania has something in the air?

May 27 2013 5:39AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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try water, its called heavy metals from fracking.
May 27 2013 10:53AM
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