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Good Snowboarder Jokes

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crimson1080
Posts: 342 - Karma: 10
Anyone got jokes about snowboarders, post em on here! (i ride with boarders i dont hate them or anything but its funny) also, theres so many dam people on we could get a good jibber chat going. im there if anyone goes
Jun 28 2002 12:52PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
I think I read this one in someone's signature:

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10. One to screw it in and nine to say I could do that.
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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
Jun 28 2002 1:23PM
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mtw
Posts: 1241 - Karma: 30
What's the difference between a beginning snowboarder and a snowboarding instructor?
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About three days.
Jun 28 2002 1:26PM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,161
3 snowboarders are in a car, who's driving?

the police



'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.
Jun 28 2002 2:53PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.
why did the snowboarder cross the road? his dick was stuck in the chickens ass

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
Jun 28 2002 4:24PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
Sean14456 has the best one by fag...hahahaaaha


-------NSPP-------

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp

1 44
2 45s
3 loaded clips
4 niggas ride
Jun 28 2002 4:37PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
far jones..its far


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jun 28 2002 4:47PM
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dooner
Posts: 4796 - Karma: 75
How do you know when youve been robbed by a snowboarder?

When your trash is eaten and your dog is pregnant.
'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
Jun 28 2002 7:48PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
well i heard it as a skiboarding joke but it can go either way

Q. Whats the worst thing about snowboarding?
A. Telling your parents youre gay.
Jun 28 2002 7:51PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
what do u say to a snowboarder

your gay



me: Have u heard of What Videos
you: what videos?
me:Yeah What Videos
you: what?
me:yeah What, thier mad videos
(by the way the videos i make are called 'What Videos')
Jun 28 2002 8:39PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
afterall, why complicate things?



me: Have u heard of What Videos
you: what videos?
me:Yeah What Videos
you: what?
me:yeah What, thier mad videos
(by the way the videos i make are called 'What Videos')
Jun 28 2002 8:39PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
this is one of the better posts I have seen yet.
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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
Jun 29 2002 1:10AM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
Whats the hardest part about skiing? -- Telling your parents your gay!

Why cant skiers have kids? -- Because there all faggots!


'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
Jun 29 2002 1:13AM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
Whats the difference between Dirty's mom and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you slap it.
Jun 29 2002 4:05PM
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fronty
Posts: 346 - Karma: 11
ha damn that shit it funny!

Sure pencils are crunchy, but then you'd choke and die!
Jun 29 2002 4:11PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
hahahaha

Check out the Low Summit Kicker Posse Website

Low Summit Kicker Posse (LSKP)
Jun 29 2002 7:34PM
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rodeo-nexis
Posts: 572 - Karma: 13
how long does it take to paint a wall with a skier?

depends on how hard you throw him.


• consider me the entity within the industry without a history of spitting the epidemy of stupidity •
Jun 29 2002 8:33PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
Dirty you got fuckin told like anything

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
Jun 29 2002 8:53PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
he really got told....
f r e e r i d e z o n e d o t c o m
Jun 29 2002 10:03PM
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gateskate
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
knock knock.
whos there?
a snowboarder.
a snowboarder who?
you know.. a guy who rides down the hill on one thick plank..?
oh, come on in. i have some coa coa for you.
thanks pal.
yay!
hooray for fun!
semin in my heart tonight.
Jun 30 2002 10:43AM
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Guest
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4 snowboarders are sitting in a hot tub. Then..all of a sudden, a condom floats to the top of the water. So one of the boarders asks....Who farted?
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Jun 30 2002 10:54AM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
i got told? i think i finnally have a good shit talker on my hands... this is where things start to get interesting.

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
Jun 30 2002 10:56AM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
4 snowboarders are sitting in a hot tub. All of a sudden, a condom floats to the top of the water. So one of the boarders asks... Who farted??

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-Mike
Jun 30 2002 10:57AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
lol i want to see this, Dirty vs BK

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
Jun 30 2002 8:28PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
4 snowboarders walk into a bar and theres one stool left...what did they do?

turn it upside down.




scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jun 30 2002 8:42PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
that was my old sig maximumsushi, you took mine

Go Red Sox
Yankees Suck
NOMAR GARCIAPARRA IS MY NON-SKIING HERO
Jun 30 2002 8:49PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
wat does a snowboard and a vacum cleaner have in common? they both suck and have a dirtbag attached

I am not dong the grabs because I am getting a thrill out of touching my ski-JP Auclair

Ski Instructer: It is SO wrong to hit someone over the head with your pole
Some Kid: But you hit me over the head with your pole!
Ski Instructer: I was just demonstrating how wrong it is.
Jul 1 2002 4:45PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
heres one...


snowboarders themselves


yup there it is snowboards ARE a JOKE


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 1 2002 7:29PM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
Okay kids-

Whats the hardest part aboiut being a skier?

Telling your parents you are gay.
Jul 1 2002 8:18PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
yea i didnt already say that..

and the light bulb one can also go

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10, one to do it and 9 to say 'whoa nice turns dude'
Jul 1 2002 8:39PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
i think its funny that all the really good skiers are talkin shit about skiers

Jul 1 2002 10:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
whatta you mean?



scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 2 2002 1:07PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Yeah, I knew I read it from someone's sig... it's gold.
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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
Jul 2 2002 1:21PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
i think its funny that skiers are ripping on boarders...all the pros give props to the boarders...all the good riders give props to baorders...its just all the kids on this site that rip on snowboarders
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Jul 2 2002 3:32PM
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