I was raped by a wildebeest when I was 17 at a party. I was on....everything. I was passed out in a lawn chair, nauseous as fuck, and next thing i knew, this chick was literally rubbing an ice cube on my face. In front of people. Creeped out, I left, went and laid in my friend's bed, on my back, and this thirsty hoe followed me in there. I'm lying, eyes closed, and next thing I know, she's taking my dick out....
Couldn't get an erection, I was barely conscious, but this chick wouldn't give up and proceeded to give the saddest head to the saddest flaccid penis. I genuinely felt terrible about it....both for her and my own sake. It got awkward to the point where I finally stood up, started j'ing off and bent her fat ugly ass over a small child's bunk bed littered with stuffed animals and went to work.
Legitimately a 2...maybe 3.
