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Is Tanner Hall the double Jesus of freeskiing?

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vandersteeze
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If you really take some time to think, Tanner Hall's two major injuries are like Jesus' resurrection times two. He died as a freeskiier and was resurrected on the 3rd day/whatever the hell. So he is essentially the double Jesus of freeskiing .


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May 12 2013 6:12PM
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Chubz.
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May 12 2013 6:21PM
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codizzle
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mos def.
May 12 2013 6:21PM
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vandersteeze
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Baptisim of Jesus -> tanner hall Co-Founds Armada
Temptation of Jesus -> Drug issues
Trasnfiguration of Jesus -> Wins X games multiple times

Crucifiction of Jesus -> ankles and legs broken

Ressurection of Jesus -> Wins Events again

May 12 2013 6:22PM
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vandersteeze
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Relevant


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May 12 2013 6:29PM
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90053
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what would that make candide then?
May 12 2013 6:37PM
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May 12 2013 6:40PM
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HWW
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god
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BieberHole69
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God.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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god
May 12 2013 6:47PM
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ThaLorax
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You stole the words from my keyboard.
May 12 2013 7:01PM
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a_burger
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wait what is

~tom wallish~

then?
May 12 2013 7:05PM
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god
May 12 2013 7:24PM
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p-fo
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Kyle, I thought we already discussed this. We know Tom is Jesus already, but Tanner is part of the Holy Trinity of Freeskiing: Jah, Selassie I, and Tanner Hall.
May 12 2013 7:25PM
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^^.Doug.^^
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i dont think tanner hall would smoke as much pot as jesus
May 12 2013 7:32PM
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oil.
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an apostle
May 12 2013 7:52PM
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jwhopp
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One distinct deference one is real...
May 12 2013 8:45PM
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vandersteeze
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Yeah there is definitely evidence that he was a real person, I wouldn't classify him as a troll however, his teachings have been pretty warped over the ages by misinterpretation. (Had to take two theology classes in college -> also qualified to draw this Tanner Hall = 2x Jesus interpretation)
May 12 2013 9:08PM
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snowmosexual
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that would mean Henrik is Peter the head of the church, and Inspired would be Thall's church
May 12 2013 10:05PM
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vandersteeze
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I hate to boast but then I would have to call myself Paul, bringer of the good message to the masses. Like Paul was once a Jew before he followed Jesus I was once a snowboarder until I had a apocalyptic experience at Stevens Pass, one of the holy locations of the Inspired Church.
May 12 2013 10:42PM
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snowmosexual
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hmmhhmm i think you might just be a follower of the jesus because if you look at it as if jews are snowboarders, the gentiles, non jews, are people who have never skied before when they become follower of skiing or the Inspired church, and also couldnt Simon Dumont be the jesus of freeskiing because he did almost die when he overshot that jump
May 12 2013 10:52PM
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vandersteeze
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That sounds right. And yes theoretically but double jesus > jesus
May 12 2013 11:50PM
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RimJobber
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I've taken 2 math classes in college, Im a mathematician
May 12 2013 11:54PM
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vandersteeze
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Sorry if you cant detect the hints of sarcasm in this thread
May 13 2013 12:21AM
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RimJobber
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Sorry if I concurred with your sarcasm with a half-sarcastic comment to compliment your sarcastic comment.
May 13 2013 12:26AM
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vandersteeze
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Touche

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May 13 2013 2:52AM
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zahava
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you and thomas need to chill out on the drugsssss
May 13 2013 3:24AM
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Turkelton
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Candide is the Messiah, Tanner is the judas of skiing
May 13 2013 6:41AM
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ny300z
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whatever drugs your taking shipped to 11209?
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satan
May 13 2013 11:59AM
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snowmosexual
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it would make more sense if moguls are jews because the whole mogul scene pre freeskiing world would be predicting the coming of freeskiing, thus the coming of candie and others
May 13 2013 6:28PM
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p-fo
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Thread got way too serious.
May 13 2013 6:29PM
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vandersteeze
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This is serious buisness
May 13 2013 8:41PM
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vandersteeze
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Good insight. I believe we should shift the view of the Inspired church to reflect this.
May 13 2013 8:42PM
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-emile-
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double jesus .....
May 13 2013 8:44PM
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jahplaze
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Does that male henrik and Phil his deciples, his messengers spreading the good word of the inspired Bop, bop, bop inspired to the world Jerusalem
May 13 2013 8:58PM
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snowmosexual
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yes...read the thread
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Stickity
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triple genesis with a paul newman grap to jeshuffle
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