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Hot Sauce Shits

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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
my asshole gets fucking wrecked by Hot Sauce Shits. I fiend for hot sauce and have no intentions of stopping my usage, but my asshole cries daily from the scalding.

Does anyone know of any special wipes that will soothe my charred bumhole? I almost missed giving my mom her mother's day present because I was shitting out straight fire in the bathroom for 30 fucking minutes.

Thanks guys.

May 12 2013 5:03PM
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
red ring of fire > death
May 12 2013 5:04PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
Stick some ice up there
May 12 2013 5:05PM
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[Dawn
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:(
May 12 2013 5:05PM
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Spinoza
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think about what that shit is doing to youre bowels
May 12 2013 5:08PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
^diesel feels me on this one. Seriously its getting hard to bear. A good percentage of my energy is spent shitting out these red nuggets
May 12 2013 5:09PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
Click for larger image Not exactly what you asked for but might help
May 12 2013 5:12PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
you need one of those toilets with integrated bidays
May 12 2013 5:26PM
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PJS.
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May 12 2013 5:27PM
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Aidan-G
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I dunno, that shit doesn't happen to me. I love hot sauce and I don't fiery poops
May 12 2013 5:31PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
teach me your ways
May 12 2013 5:32PM
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Aidan-G
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I have other issues. Coffee or mango juice are my toilet's worse enemies but hot sauce has never done anything to me
May 12 2013 5:36PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Baby wipes

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May 12 2013 5:38PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
I once had a hot sauce shit. Just a normal burner, looked down in the toilet as I usually do to check out what I created. Looked normal and all except for one thing. Something was moving at a very rapid speed. I looked closer and couldn't figure out what it was. It was just spinning super fast in the water and I watched it for like 5 minutes and flushed. Never found out what it was.
May 12 2013 6:20PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Come back when you had a Pizza inferno shit.

Your asshole will bleed.

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May 12 2013 6:23PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i couldve sworn i was pissing acid out of my ass this morning after a heavy night of drinking and eating jalapeno burgers. but boy does it ever flush out the system. eating spicy food with alcohol clears the sinuses, and then later on your bowels. i felt like a new man today after a shave, shit, and long ass hungover shower.
May 12 2013 8:24PM
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