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10 reasons why hockey is better then sex
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10 Reasons Why Hockey is Better Than Sex!!
10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES
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lol funny and i agree
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haha, anyone who plays (or played) will appreciate this
Small, simple, safe price. Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets. This is not a small cut that scabs and dries and flakes and heals. And I am not afraid to die. I\'m not afraid to bleed and fuck and fight. I want the pain of payment. What\'s left but a section of pigmy-sized cuts. Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks. Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid. To fill and spill over and under my thoughts. My sad, sorry, selfish craft of the cutter. I\'m cutting trying to picture your black broken heart. Love is not like anything, especially a fucking knife!
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nice. that is cool
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
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Good ol hockey
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silly silly lockout
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cause toothless canadians are hotter than hot chixxx
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i used to play hockey.....and that made me laugh pretty good!
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someone should make a 10 reasons im cooler than you
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well I guess you arent getting either this season
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win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
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well i guess the lock out has its two sides... i dont get my nhl massacre, but most of the players are somewhere over here in europe playing raising the standards quite a bit.
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^^haha that was funny man...I hope to get some of each very soon
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does anyone have that shirt of 10 reason why skiing is better than sex from whistler?
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i like the last one clever
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hahaha......sex is still more phun
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i miss the nhl, but maybe this will allow them to get thier prioritys straight. they need to figure out if they want to play because of money or becasue they liek playing hockey. i dont ski because i get paid to. id liek that, but i ski because it is fun . besides, who likes to be on complete ice for a whole hour anyway? not me
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
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haha, that was great
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Ok, this post is just wrong. Hockey is not better than sex, no matter how you look at it.
Numbskulls...
I said get behind me.
Keep it real,
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oh but sex gets old, hockey never, ever gets old. i never dont wanna play hockey. of course i dont never wanna have sex either, but still, hockey hands down.
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#1 reason hockey is LIKE sex!!!
Becuase like hockey you wont see any action this year!!
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2, 7 and 9 show you got a poor sexual life. no?
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BLASPHAMY!!! just because you cant play hockey and have sex at the same time doesnt mean that you have to chose favorites. But since you did, and chose sweaty, and probaly sexualy deprived guys over sex with a hot chick there are some conclusions that we can easily draw. I wouldnt chose rugby over sex. And im a man who loves his rugby. And when it comes to skiing, you can mix the two with a gondola ride... so you dont even have to chose between or the other.
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i'd choose skiing over sex anyday
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but thats because i only get to ski at most 8 times a month
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haha i enjoyd that
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skiing=radical
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number 1 is the best
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i find that statement very hard to beleive. sex with an ugly chick? yes. depends on who the girl is. i'm not a big hockey fan, and i'd much rather choose hockey over fucking some big fat bitch
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10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
^ Don't know if that is better...
8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
^ Who says it is any different with sex?
6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
^ I'd rather knowing I'm done when the girl buzzer sounds, hate alarm clocks...
5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
^ Your dad must be gay or you fucked a whale if he doesn't cheer for you.
3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
^ Three words, the porn industry.
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hahaha that was kinda funny
i got 2 goals in my highschool game yesterday WOOT
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when i say 'SEX WITH AN UGLY CHICK,YES' I mean that YES i would prefer hockey over sex
-Dan
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How hockey is not better than sex:
Your entire team are guys.
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I'm guessing this list doesen't reflect this guy's life, stop assuming stuff.. pretty funny though.
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i love how seriously the americans took this, stupid yankees
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Yeah
And I hate how they have shit like this for every sport
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