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Coolest thing you've peed on

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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
Electric fence, or a police car, you?
12 years ago
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Lemon
Posts: 75 - Karma: 154
in your moms butt
12 years ago
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
It's not cool if the electric fence is off
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
It was live, gotta arc that shit
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Peed on a live electric fence too


But coolest thing is probably the back of the NV Governors office. Not out of disrespect or anything, just a dare. Sorry Brian Sandoval.....
12 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,705
Sometimes when i dont feel like walking down the hallway of my house to the bathroom i just open my window and pee out onto the lawn.
12 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,362
girls butts.
12 years ago
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,297
I pee off the deck frequently, oh the joys of living in the woods
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
That was the best when i lived back with my parents.
12 years ago
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Peed into this 80 foot deep chasm by Mt. Robson... it was sick, like wide enough that you could stand with one foot on either side but deep as fuck
12 years ago
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Crispy.
Posts: 6123 - Karma: 7,741
At a railjam downtown once, one of these kids I know showed up drunk/blazed out of his mind and pissed on the library.
12 years ago
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
this thread makes me have to piss.
12 years ago
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
Out of a car window while its moving
12 years ago
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,259
My asshole neighbor's doorstep.
12 years ago
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
off a chairlift
12 years ago
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SkierPT
Posts: 2209 - Karma: 4,910
Same. Leaked a bit on my snow pants. Harder than it seems.
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Myself.

I'm, like, wicked cool and shit.
12 years ago
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
On my school
12 years ago
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,136
toilet handle in a gas station
12 years ago
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NinetyFour
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R.Kelly.
12 years ago
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
The CN tower
12 years ago
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
I'm impressed. That place is always crowded as fuck.
12 years ago
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
School building. Had a baseball game at a school on the weekend and all restrooms were locked. The most private place was the far side of the building.
12 years ago
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
All over mr sloth
12 years ago
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-Dan
Posts: 7183 - Karma: 53,297
ice
12 years ago
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
While Longboarding (Not cool just fun while I was drunk going down a slow hill)
Standing on my bed thru my window.
in my toilet while in the shower!
12 years ago
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
A toilet made of solid gold
12 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,098
probably the ground in some woods

I don't have aim like you blue names.
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
President of my university's lawn. Multiple buildings. Off a 80ft cliff. More probably but cant remember.
12 years ago
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
You mean you can't aim right?

I've peed off the North Rim of the Grand Canyon during my hike from rim to rim 2 years ago. Nothing like a 1200 foot freefall piss to get the adrenaline goin!
12 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,098
that would be correct
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52404 - Karma: 171,598
myself


Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste
12 years ago
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JJPing
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Ha yes, so did I.
12 years ago
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JJPing
Posts: 26 - Karma: 116
South point
12 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I peed on a stump once...that's cool I guess
12 years ago
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,579
down a slide
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
hate to be that guy but this thread should be in gear talk... just sayin
12 years ago
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
Very top of Half Dome at Yosemite after the cables...had to pee the entire hike.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
fuck yea
12 years ago
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Redwood tree
12 years ago
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
My leg.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
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12 years ago
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
I used to pee of the deck frequently, oh the joys of living in the middle of the city.
12 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
ice would be the coolest thing iv'e peed on.
12 years ago
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
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12 years ago
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
OP is a little bitch
12 years ago
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jokorvalde
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12 years ago
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049
Electrical outlet. It fizzed.
12 years ago
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SKIWAGEN
Posts: 497 - Karma: 313
my elementary school. im so badass
12 years ago
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,446
Off the lift, On a cop car, i dont know.
12 years ago
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
You took another shit didn't you
12 years ago
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